Fletcher: Tanith, do you like my hair?
Valkyrie: Fletcher, Tanith doesnt really care about hair. She going out with Ghastly for Gods sake. Shes not going to cheat on him. And even if she did, Ghastly would make sure to take you out of the equation.
Fletcher: Is that a death threat?
Valkyrie: Yes.
Fletcher: Well then, do u think Ill have a chance if Ghastly just magically disappears into the middle of the Sahara?
Valkyrie: You cant teleport Ghastly to the middle of the Sahara. Plus, if you did that Tanith will NEVER go out with you.
Fletcher: So I have a chance if they break up normally?
Valkyrie: *grins* maybe?
Tanith: NO.
Ghastly: NO.
Fletcher: Oh...
Skulduggery: This is amusing to watch
Fletcher: Coming from you, whose never even HAD a girlfriend?
Skulduggery: I had a wife remember....?
Fletcher: Omg sorry.....
Fletcher Renn has logged off
Skulduggery: Valkyrie, I was meant to tell you earlier, but I've been seeing China.
Valkyrie: Skul, you know this is on Newsfeed right?
Skulduggery: Meaning...?
Valkyrie: Everyone can see this.
Skulduggery Pleasant has deleted this post
*Private chat between Valkyrie and Skulduggery*
Valkyrie: So how long have you been seeing her?
Skulduggery: 2months
Valkyrie: Wow. How is she?
Skulduggery: A good kisser.
Valkyrie: WHAT?! I did not need to know that
Skulduggery: Only kidding. We've only watched a movie together
Valkyrie: Nice and slow huh? What movie?
Skulduggery: Um... something with skeletons in it. I got bored halfway through and started meditating
Valkyrie: Did China notice?
Skulduggery: Shes China Sorrows, nothing goes past her without her noticing.
Vallyrie: Gee your date wouldve fallrn apart real quick
Skulduggery: Actually, no. I think she slept too.