Mikey: hey guys
Cal: hii
Ash: why did you start a new chat?
Cal: is Lukey here??
Mikey: no, I need to talk to you guys about something
Ash: well what is it?
Cal: YOU ARENT BREAKING UP WOTH LUCAS ARE YOU? BECAUSE IF YOU ARE I WILL FUCKING RIP YOUR BALLS OFF WOTH MY NAKED HAND
Mikey: um... No
Mikey: it's actually the complete opposite of what you said.
Cal: huh?
Mikey: well we've been together for a long time and I know we don't have much time to our self but we still work everything out and I really love him I love him so much, so I was thinking that maybe I could get him like a promise ring sort of thing? Cause I do want to marry him one day it's just rn we are young and there is so much happening. I just though it would be the next best thing?
Ash: I think that's a perfect idea mikey (:
Cal: yeah, I think he would love that a lot actually
Mikey: would you guys maybe come help me pick out a ring for him?
Cal: of course!
Cal: this is so exciting!!
Cal: why don't you ever do things like this for me huh ash?
Ash: give you a promise ring?
Cal: DO YOU BOT LOVE ME ENOUGH ASHTON IS THAT IT? IM JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU??
Ash: oh yeah, totally
Cal: WELL GUESS WHAT SISTER I DONT NEED YOUR SORRY ASS
Cal: IM JUST GUNNA GO AND JOIN MICHAEL AND LUKE AND THEIR HAPPY RELATIONSHIP CAUSE OBVIULSY YU DONT WABT ME
Mikey: woah woah woah
Mikey: let's not make any rash decisions now....
Cal: GOD DAMN DOES NOBODY LOVE ME NOW?? WTF
Ash: I love you cally
Cal: lies, all I hear are lies
Ash: ):
Ash: but you is my babe
Ash: my fucking cinnamon apple
Cal: zont zont zoo it
Mikey: did you know that guy actually killed his gf?!
Ash: what guy?
Cal: cinnamon apple dude?
Mikey: yeah
Mikey: his 'gf' posted a #mcm and it wasn't him so he got pissed and ended up stabbing her like 14 times
Cal: dude
Ash: what the fuck!?
Cal: he has no chill
Mikey: I know! Like your really going to kill someone bc they posted a mcm and it wasn't you?? Like really?!
Cal: guys
Ash: what?
Mikey: ???
Cal: my stomach
Cal: it just went like
Cal: "bujagfslagrbisbs pssobalubluhhh"
Ash: um
Mikey: sounds interesting
Cal: I'm so hungry
Mikey: let me feed you baby
Ash: don't call him baby!
Mikey: why not?
Cal: .....
Mikey: he's a babe so I'm gunna call him baby
Ash: he's my baby
Cal: I ain't nobodies baby
Mikey: but your my baby Calum. Your my baby and I love you so much yeah?
Cal: yeah
Ash: no. Stop
Mikey: what are you gunna do?
Mikey: just face it Ash me and cally boy are madly in love, ain't that right?
Cal: so in loveee <3 xxxxxx
Ash: stooooop, he's mine. You have luke and I get Calum!
Cal: hey mikey maybe if you get him jealous enough we will have like really good sex later
Ash: isn't our sex always good?
Cal: eh well
Mikey: hehehe
Ash: oh fuck off you big sap
Mikey: t(-.-)
Cal: ima go get me some grub
Mikey: ...you do that
Ash: ttyl cally
Cal: TTYL GTG xxx
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I just woke up and was like dam havnt posted in a while so I hurried up and made this complete shit thing so whatever
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