♡𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐭 || 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜�...

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"I work at a day care" "I thought you hated kids" "at least I don't have a creepy obsession with kids" Lmao t... المزيد

Usernames.
mcdonalds
tae leaves his shoes at the shops
jin cheats on namjoon
jungkook is actually 2 years old
jungkook finds a hot guy//namjoon comes out of the closet
jimin is drunk.
name change
tae becomes gay while yoongi's cat can speak human
taes dog is human while bts find out that animals are horny.
jins inspiring speech.
a creepily attractive man follows namjoon// Profile updates
yoongi tries to steal jins bathbombs but smashes his window
christmas is easter??
jungkook ruins taes belief in the easter bunny
yoongi baby sits a mental kid
yoongi roasts jungkook after he ignored everyone
bts favourite pick up lines
jungkook tells jimin that he might have diabetes
bts and the chuck e cheese conspiracy
hoseok thinks jimin is a blob fish//name change
yoongi roasts bts
NEW BOOK// REQUESTS ARE OPEN
tanacon
hoseok gets his wisdom teeth removed
bts plans jimins birthday
jimins birthday was a disaster
bts on halloween part one
apprication bc like im not even affectionate so this is a rare moment
fetus
bts go trick or treating (halloween part 2)
tae thinks jimin is racist
hoseok is drunk
bts give their personal advice to one another.
creepy man watches Yoongi poop
tae finds a weird shaped balloon
yoongis tacobell craving
bts goes to college for the first time.
namjoons leaked nudes
bts go to the zoo bc they are secretly children
bts gets reasy for a performance
yoonmin??!! Rueufuruwid
bts play hide and seek
all nighter
merry chrysler
namjoon is not loved, while he thinks jimin is a hacker
name change
idk what the fuck to call this chapter
hurricane: part one
hurricane: part two
bts in quarantine
yoongi and jimin 💔 up
quick notice!
one night stand
book 2?

yoongi gets a job

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Sugafreedaddy hey y'all.

MochiJimin it's three in the fucking morning, what u want.

Sugafreedaddy I got a job

Worldwidehandsome awww our laziest hyung got a job!

Sugafreedaddy aww our old man just proved he is lesbian!

Worldwidehandsome stfu

9:34 am

SpilledTae damn yoongay got a job

Sugafreedaddy I'm straight not gay.

Toesuck how come u jerk off to Jimin every night.

MochiJimin I think I joined at the wrong time.

Glamproon changed there name to NamJune

Junglebook ur shit at puns

NamJune at least I actually have relationships that last *COUGH*

Junglebook at least I had a relationship *COUGH*

Worldwidehandsome why tf we arguing.

SpilledTae GUYS!

MochiJimin wot u pea brain

SpilledTae

SpilledTae that :)

NamJune HAHAHAHAHAHhahahahahahahHhHahahaha

Sugafreedaddy istg ur on drugs u mental idiot.

Junglebook fuck y'all.

Junglebook has left the conversation

MochiJimin has added Junglebook to the conversation

Junglebook why u add me back

MochiJimin coz I fuckin can.

Toesuck I think I have an obsession with toes.

Worldwidehandsome Oh nah u love fingers 🙄

SpilledTae I think we all know u love toes Hoseok. Ur a frek.

NamJune freak*

SpilledTae ok mr IQ of 148

Sugafreedaddy if he was smart he would know how to cut an onion.

NamJune shut up they make me cry.

Junglebook pussy.

NamJune OK U GO AND CUT AN ONION THEN HMM? OH WAIT U DONT HAVE BALLS TO DO IT COZ U CANT EVEN FEED YOURSELF RAMEN! YOU HAD TO GET FUCKIN HOE SUCC TO DO IT FOR U U 2 YR OLD THOT.

Worldwidehandsome bust down thotiana yeh break that shit down.

Worldwidehandsome oh I said that at the wrong time again. Um.

Worldwidehandsome ....

MochiJimin damn daddy snapped again again. Not just again. Like again again.

Sugafreedaddy that made no fucking sense.

Toesuck Jimin ur way to extra for ur existence.

MochiJimin I'm about to kick ur balls up ur throat.

Toesuck try me batch.

MochiJimin bitch*

NamJune whos mr IQ of 148 now.

MochiJimin u and always will be u u smart ass.

NamJune ok I'm not helping you with your exams tomorrow good luck :).

MochiJimin shit.

Worldwidehandsome WHO TOOK A MASSIVE SHIT DIDN'T FLUSH? UGH DISGUSTING.

Junglebook who

SpilledTae took

Junglebook a

SpilledTae shit

Junglebook and

SpilledTae forgot

Junglebook to

SpilledTae flush

Junglebook it?

SpilledTae D I S G U S T A N G.

MochiJimin sherloid bae.

Worldwidehandsome VINE REFERENCES AINT NECESSARY NOW CHIEF. SERIOUSLY WHO DIDNT FLUSH?

Toesuck probs Yoongi and his lazy ass.

Sugafreedaddy ........

Worldwidehandsome no ramen for u tonight bitch.

Sugafreedaddy IM SORRY ILL MASSAGE UR COCK

Sugafreedaddy uh I meant back

Worldwidehandsome and clean the dishes, mop the floor, do the laundry, cook dessert, clean rooms, take trash out, clean windows, clean shower, bathroom and everything, make beds, water garden, feed chickens.

NamJune look at all those chicks

NamJune chickens*

Sugafreedaddy fine deal but u better pay me and make me dinner then.

Worldwidehandsome fine.

MochiJimin so just coz Yoongi dumped waste he has to do chores?

SpilledTae yes coz he didn't flush.

MochiJimin dumping waste out of your bum bum is natural.

SpilledTae lol ok weirdo.

Worldwidehandsome YOONGAY ISTG GET YO LAZY ASS DOWN AND START FUCKING CLEANING.

Sugafreedaddy COMING U LESBIAN HOE OF A COCK.

Junglebook ......

A/N pls pray the lord and Jesus to give me mercy for what I have written.

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