Okay, so I made the photo to the side with an app, it's the quote that Ella said in the last official chapter? So yeah.
Let's begin!
Harry's Questions
Q: Harry, can I have a strip of your hair?
Gemma: What the —
Pandora: *cracking up*
Harry: Um, no, sorry? I feel bad now, oh, I'm sorry—
Louis: Shut up Harry.
Q: Why are you still with that sea wench, Harry?
Nina + Niall: *laughing hysterically*
Pandora: My thoughts exactly .. .
Valerie: What did you just say?
Pandy: I was talking about bread.
Jenna: Pandy you suck— *Pandora covers Jenna's mouth.*
Harry: Is it getting hot in here?
Zayn: Or is it just me?
Q: Did you know that I don't like your girlfriend, I think you need a new one?
Ashlyn: SONG REF AY!
Liam: Am I this much of a loser that I don't know the s—
Valerie: Well go die in a hole you fake bi—
Ashton: HEY! No swearing, there are children, *points to Juliette*.
Nina: *takes out headphones and puts them over Juliette's ears* There we go, next question.
Valerie: No, I'm not do—
Q: Was it hard to get over the loss of your parents?
Gemma: You don't have to answer this Harry, okay?
Pandora: *Puts head on Harry's shoulder*Gemma's right, you really don't have to.
Harry: But I want to. Um, it's been very difficult to say the least . . .
Tori: Aw.
Michael: We're all here for you mate, some more than others. . . *gives a sideways glance to Pandy, but she doesn't notice*.
Q: Kiss me?
Harry: *smirks* Sorry, my lips are sealed.
Louis: For how many, one or two?
Q: Can you do my hair in a braid and a bun like yours? I wanna be twins.
Harry: That was Elle ands Juliette who braided it, actually.
Pandy: I even have a picture, *shows picture*.
Luke: Aw.
Q: Did you know nobody wants to steal your girl?
Harry: Yeah, because they know I'll beat their ass.
Louis: *mutters* no need to worry.
Q: Aside from Valerie, do you have any other romantic interests?
Harry: Of course not! I'm faithful!
Niall
Q: Do you wanna go food shopping with me? Nina is more than welcome.
Nina: You had me at food, what time, and where—
Niall: That means a hell yes.
Liam: Instead of you two being thirsty, you're always hungry, damn.
Danielle (people asked her questions too): He's right.
Q: Thoughts of Valerie?
Zayn, Liam, Luke, Calum: *coughs so loud the Great Wall of China could hear*
Ashton: Skip question!
Pandy: Yep, skipity, skip skip! Ha! *Laughs nervously*
Harry: No, I wanna hear it, shoot Niall.
Ashlyn: Jesus take the wheel.
Valerie: *mockingly* Yeah Niall!
Niall: Erm, she's nice? NEXT QUESTION!
Q: Tacos or Burritos?
Niall: Tacos as fuck.
Q: I looove you so much.
Niall: *winks* Great to know that my girlfriend loves me.
Q: Can you eat Nandos with me?
Niall: I don't like—
Gemma: Horton hears a bitch ass liar.
Michael: Slay.
Calum: Queen Gemma, all hail.
Niall: Fine, and maybe. I'm broke so...
Zayn
Q: How long does it take you to do your hair?
Louis: Yeah, I've always wondered this, so answer please.
Harry: Who wants to bet twenty quid it takes three hours.
Pandy: Me!
Ashlyn: Yas, but I think more an hour thirty minutes.
Gemma: I'm in.
Zayn: I have a confession to make about my hair.
Luke: Is it a wig?
Niall: Or even worse. . . weave?
Tori: You idiot there's no such thing as a man weave... Right?
Calum: It's called a toupee.
Zayn: Perrie does my hair for me.
Gemma: Oh. My. Gosh.
Luke: Look at her butt.
Liam: My anaconda don't, my anaconda don't *Michael, Ashton, Calum and Luke join in* WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT BUNS HUN.
Harry: Boy toy named Troy—
Jenna: From high school musical?
Nina: IS ANYONE NOT GOING TO ADRESS THE FACT THAT ZEN MILK DOESNT DO HIS OWN HAIR?
Ashlyn: Eh.
Q: Can you do my hair?
Zayn: Uh, that would be a no, ask Perrie or Danielle to do it.
Danielle: Why not? This is going to be fun.
Liam
Q: Let me take care of Loki?
Danielle: *excited* Ooh, yes!
Liam: Sure!
Q: Like my profile pic?
Everyone: *laughing so hard*
Liam: It's on point, oh my gosh.
Louis
Q: Will you twerk on me?
Louis: *smirks* Sorry, I only do that to one person, *winks*.
Calum: Woah, woah, woah dere. Kinky much?
Michael: Zayyum.
Zayn: Did you just?
Danielle and Jenna: He just.
Q: How'd your ass get so big?
Louis: My parents had great sex.
Harry: What the-
Luke: Can't argue with that, mate.
Ashlyn: Neither can I.
Luke
Q: Can you attack my face with your lips?
Ashton: Sorry, he only wants to do that to *Luke covers Ashton's mouth*
Jenna: Luke, just tell her.
Nina: Ugh, please do.
Liam: *singing* Don't tell 'em, don't tell 'em.
Harry: That slayed Liam.
Calum: Ashton, please say something.
Luke: *whistles*
Q: Can I be your friend?
Luke: Why the fuck not.
Mikey
Q: Can you dye my hair?
Mikey: Why not, Jenna, what color?
Jenna: Um, um, let me think about it.
Q: You are my favorite person.
Mikey: It's cause I'm rad as fuck.
Ashton
Q: Can I taylor your suits for the wedding?
Ashton: That would be nice, what do you think Gemma?
Gemma: Sounds awesome.
Q: Do you and Gemma want kids?
Ashton + Gemma: Fuck yes.
Harry: Yes! I'm gonna be an uncle!
Q: Why are you and Gemma so cute together it's not fair?
Gemma: I dunno, and thanks for calling us cute?
Q: Can I feel your fingers?
Ashton: Erm, that's weird as fuck don't you think.
Calum
Q: Marry Me?
Calum: Jenna, I would, but like, we're really close friends and someone might kill me if I do *winks
Jenna: Calum Thomas Hood sent who would kill you?
Calum: My lips are sealed.
Jenna: Ugh, I'll find out.
Jenna
Q: Who the fuck do you like?
Harry: Oh! I know this! Pick me! Me!
Ashlyn: Everyone else in the room can see it Jenna.
Jenna: Everyone can see Handora but they're not dating... Yet. And my lips are sealed.
Luke: My money is on Calum, who wanna bet?
Zayn: Mate, it's obviously Calum, you can see it. *high fives Luke*
Niall: No, no, no, you're both wrong, his name is—
Jenna: Next question!
Pandora
Q: Can you teach me the ways of flawless?
Pandy: I would if I really was flawless, I'm a fuck up, remember?
Q: Can you and Harry fuck already?
Pandy: *smirks* Him? Him? Ew.
Harry: Can I go throw up now, pls.
Louis: Elle you spelled please wrong.
Elle: Yeah, I know.
Q: Can you and Harry date already?
Pandy: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT US TO DATE?!?!
Liam: Look at you two, you're really cute together.
Danielle: I'm on the S.S Handora ship, all aboard.
Harry: Our ship is like the Titanic.
Danielle
Q: Can you do my hair?
Danielle: Sure!
Q: Do you get the ten inch every night?
Danielle: *laughs* You'd have to ask him.
Liam: Of course it's ten inches!
Group
Q: Guys, if you weren't dating your girlfriend, who would you be dating?
Calum: Nina
Niall:G—
Harry: Niall, finish it, I dare you.
Niall: Gemma.
Ashton: Ashlyn.
Liam: Um, Perrie, maybe.
Louis: Danielle
Zayn: Jenna.
Harry: Pandora
Mikey: Jenna.
Calum: Of course you'd say th—
Luke: Ashlyn or Pandy I can't decide um.
Q: Girls, you too, who would you date?
Ashlyn: Luke
Nina: Ashton
Jenna: Mikey
Tori: Niall
Pandora: Harry, oops.
Valerie: None because they're all dimwits.
Q: Weirdest thing you've seen?
Louis: LIAM TRYING TO POLE DANCE.!
Calum: Amen.
Luke: When we were at the orphanage I saw Harry holding Juliette with Pandy and for a second because Juliette looks like the two of them, I though that was their kid.
Jenna: The twerk team 2014. So Calum, Mikey, Harry, Niall, Louis and Zayn were all wall twerking to Anaconda.
Tori: Send me the video.
Q: Most possessive boyfriend?
Pandora: I'm going for Louis and Zayn, any naysayers?
Jenna: Nope.