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Ashtons Boner ::ot4::
Calums hair ::ot4::
You are beautiful to me ::muke::
Insecuritys And Sexual Thoughts ::ot4::
Dirty Sext ::malum::
Winding and Grinding ::mashton::
Best Talent Ever ::muke::
Stupid Dream Boy ::lashton::
Incoming Call ::cashton::
Monkey Business ::ot4::
Here I Come ::cake::
2am ::malum::
Confessions of A Drunk ::mashton::
Fish Tales ::lashton::
Sicky ::cashton::
Confessions of A Drunk pt2 ::mashton::
See You In 5? ::ot4::
See You in 5 pt2 ::ot4::
Request?
School Boredom ::lashton & malum::
Tummy Troubles ::muke::
Cutie ::mashton::
Put On A Show ::lashton::
Whipped ::muke::ot4::
Crush ::lashton::
Perfection ::muke::
Where Is He? ::ot4::
Cheeky Cheeks ::ot4::
Insecurities Go Away ::cashton::
Im Not Obsessed ::ot4::
P.E. Clash ::malum::
Thank You! (A/N)
Where's Luke? ::ot4::
Vma Talk ::ot4::
Drunk On Love ::muke::
Healthy Relationship ::muke::
Hairy Situations ::ot4::
(A/N) PLEASE READ
Baby Daddy ::cake::
Sausages ::ot4::
All About That Curve ::cake::
Sick ::ot4::
Want You Back ::muke::
Requests?
Songs ::ot4::
Date Plans ::mashton::
20 facts about me (:
Kinky ::ot4::
Fanfictions ::ot4::
Where's Michael? ::ot4::
Suck It ::malum::
Stupid Dream Boy pt2 ::lashton::
Nuggets ::cake::
Baby Talk ::muke::
Words of Wisdom ::mashton::
Costume Ideas ::ot4::
Workout ::cake::
Last Piece ::cashton::
Brb and Request?
Knocked Up ::ot4::
Little Balls Of Fur ::ot4::
Im Yours ::lashton::
Sext? ::lashton::
Not Quite Bi ::cake::
Rumor Has It ::malum::
Tutor Boy ::muke::
Rumor Has It pt2 ::malum::
Rings, Stabbing, Food ::ot3::
Tutor Boy ::muke:: pt2
Tutor Boy ::muke:: pt3
Tutor Boy ::muke:: pt4
Make The Sex? ::cake::
Love Doctors ::ot4::
Get Better Soon Ash
Bully Lover ::lashton::
.... ::cake::
Mailman ::muke::
A/N THANK YOU!!
Pills ::malum::
Fingers Up My... ::ot4::
Sometimes We Need Cuddles ::ot4::
Request Please?
Not As Planned ::lashton::
Horror In Our Lives ::muke::
....
Luke's Pregnant?! ::ot4::
Tattoo Wonders ::ot4::
Not My Nudes ::ot4::
Frozen Adventures ::ot4::
You Ready To Party? ::muke::
Give Me Hope ::mashton::
Tutor Boy ::muke:: pt 5
Trade Off Men ::ot4::
A/N Book Ending?!?
I Need You Right Now ::mashton::
Dr.Fluke ::muke::
New Co-Owner !
All Dogs Go To Heaven ::cake::
Pick up lines ::Malum::
Best Fans In The World ::ot4::
My New Fanfic
Larry Stylinson, Bitch ::ot4::
Bye Guys....
What If ::ot4::
Once You Go Black ::lashton::
Till' I Fall Alseep ::malum::
Say You Love Me ::malum::
New Single ::cake::
Say You Love Me pt2 ::malum::
Little Princess ::lashton::
Ship Me ::cashton::
Need Cuddles ::malum::
Grey Days ::cake::
First Word ::muke::
Giving up Pt 1 ::ot4::
BALD ::ot4::
Pizza Sex ::cashton::
Don't Leave Me ::ot4::
Don't Leave Me ::alternate ending::
(A/N) THANK YOU
Happy Birthday! ::ot4::
Dont Question Love ::lashton::
Can't Love ::mashton::
Scratches ::ot4::
Yes, Officer Pt.1 ::ot4::
Giving up Pt 2 ::Ot4::
Yes, Officer Pt.2 ::ot4::
All About That Bass ::cake::
Puns ::mashton::
Wrong Number Pt.1 ::??::
Opinions (A/N)
Wrong Number Pt.2 ::??::
Wrong Number Pt.3 ::??::
Wrong Number Pt.4 ::??::
Wrong Number Pt.5 ::??::
Wrong Number Pt.6 ::muke::
You Suck ::muke::
Say It ::malum::
Dinner Problems ::malum::
Acronyms ::Cashton::
Fuck marry kill ::Cake::
Fall Back Into Place ::muke::
Happy Birthday 5sos!
Request (a/n)
Stupid Idea ::cashton::
Louder ::ot4::
Mood Swings ::ot4::
Here I Come Pt.2 ::ot3::
Feel Better ::ot4::
Sorry Won't Cut It ::cake::
Model ::malum::
Remember? ::lashton::
Never Leave Us ::ot4::
Don't Do It ::ot4::
Be Right There ::cake::
Short Hiatus A/N
12 Days Till Christmas ::malum::
11 Days Till Christmas ::mashton::
10 Days Till Christmas ::cake::
9 Days Till Christmas ::lashton::
8 Days Till Christmas ::muke::
7 Days Till Christmas ::ot4::
Booty Had Me Like ::muke::
Never Stop Loving You ::muke::
Fanboy Pt.1 ::ot4::
6 Days Till Christmas ::cake::
Fanboy Pt.2 ::ot4::
Save You ::muke::
Not My Nudes Pt.2 ::ot4::
Ruin Me ::lashton::
5 Days Till Christmas ::malum::
Fanboy Pt.3 ::ot4::
Fanboy Pt.4 ::mashton::
4 Days Till Christmas ::cake::
Sick Love ::mashton::
The Feels ::lashton::
3 Days Till Christmas ::malum::
2 Days Till Christmas ::cake::
Fanboy
Awkward Sext ::malum::
1 Day Till Christmas ::mashton::
0 Days Till Christmas ::ot4::
Hello To You Too ::malum::
Gossip....boys ::lashton::
Paper Walls ::mashton::
Tease ::muke::
Throw It Away ::lashton::
Insanity pt 1 ::Cashton::
It's A Date ::cake::
The Princess and the Prince ::cake::
Happy New Year!
Evil Toilets ::cashton::
I Miss Her ::ot4::
Waitress Please ::lashton::
You Can Have Him ::mashton::
Dick Pics ::lashton::
I Love You ::malum::
Forever And Always ::ot4::
The End

Disney Adventures ::malum & lashton::

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REQUEST: lashton and malum go on a double date at Disney World and end up losing each other.

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Ash: where are you guys? We agreed we would meet each other by Mickey and Minnie!

Mikey: we are by Mickey and Minnie. Where the hell are you and luke?

Luke: we are by Ariel and Mickey and Minnie.

Cal: oh. you see we are by Peter and Mickey and Minnie.

Ash: peter?

Mikey: PAN

Mikey: PETER PAN THE BOY WHO NEVER GREW UP!

Ash: ohhhh

Mikey: I LOVE PETER HE IS SO CUTE AND AW HIS LITTLE TIGHTS AND HIS HAIR AND WE MATCH GUYS!! OUR HAIR MATCHES!

Lukey: alright mikey calm down your gay is showing a bit.

Cal: it's so hot! And I need to pee.

Cal: I'm going to the potty brb

Mikey: so I just borrowed a map from someone and it says that if your by the mermaids cove then you are like all the way on the other side.....

Lukey: oh

Ash: well what do we do now?

Lukey: wait

Lukey: so there is more than one Mickey and Minnie?

Mikey: um yes luke the people in the costumes stay at like both sides of the park.

Ash: michael!

Lukey: costumes? No no no

Lukey: those are the real deal. Maybe the ones you are with are his cousins or something.

Mikey: right.....

Cal: michael??

Mikey: yeah

Cal: where did you go?!

Ash: really guys.

Mikey: I'm standing right where you left me . :/

Cal: I think I'm lost.

Mikey: how!? All you had to do was walk out and I was right there!?

Cal: yeah well there was a crowd of Spanish people in bright shirts and I got lost in the middle of them so I just kinda walked with them for a sec then like idk I'm lost.

Mikey: what are you beside?

Cal: a person selling Mickey hats.

Ash: cal there are at least 50 people walking around selling Mickey hats. Be a little more descriptive

Cal: well there is like a long line for something idk what though.

Cal: oh ! It's to see Belle!

Mikey: the fuck calum that's like in the middle of the fucking park. How far did you walk?

Lukey: I LOVE PRINCESS BELLE! !

Lukey: wait I think I see calum.

Lukey: IM COMIN CALLY

Ash: no Lucas come back! We arnt anywhere near Belle!

Lukey: wait it wasn't cal

Lukey: just some Asian dude.

Cal: -.-

Cal: fuck you man

Ash: luke where did you go??

Lukey: idk I turned around and you were gone....

Mikey: for fucks sake.

Cal: *image attached*

Cal: holy shit I JUST MET BELLE!

Mikey: congrats -_-

Cal: are you jelly??!

Lukey: holy shit

Lukey: oh my GOSH OH MY GOODNES OH LORD OH MY FOSH GUYS GUIS SGIYYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lukey: I CAN SEE CINDERELLA !!

Lukey: HOLY SHIT OH MY GOODNESS AH AH AH AHHG I SHIP IT I SHIP IT I SHOP US SONHARD DUDES

Ash: wait isn't Cinderella by her castle?

Lukey: duh.

Ash: luke stay there don't move we will come to you.

Mikey: I don't know where I am guys.

Mikey: it's dark and scary over here.

Ash: it can't be that scary it's fucking Disney World.

Ash: where is cal?

Mikey: idk.

Cal: GUYS I GOT DIP AND DOTS!

Ash: where?!

Cal: by the main entrance thingy.

Ash: turn around.

Cal: okay....

Ash: do you see Cinderella's castle?

Cal: yeah! It's really pretty!

Mikey: walk to it babe.

Cal: is lukey there?

Mikey: mmhmm

Ash: okay so I am only like a couple minutes from the castle, mikey?

Mikey: dude I'm by the dumbo elephant ride.

Ash: YOUR IN THE ANIMAL KINGDOM??

(A/N ik the animal kingdom is in like Epcot or whatever but let's pretend.)

Mikey: yeah....

Ash: god damn mikey that's like really far.

Mikey: ): I don't want to walk.

Ash: you have too.

Cal: I SEE LUKE!

Lukey: REALLY !?

Lukey: OH SHIT I SEE YOU!

Cal: ok me and luke are together.

Ash: ok I'm almost there.

Mikey: ugh I can't walk any further I'm taking a break.

Cal: no michael you can't

Cal: you have to come here!

Mikey: too far.

Cal: I'll give you a kiss if you make it.

Mikey: promise?

Cal: promise.

Lukey: aww they are so cute !

Ash: I'm by the castle where are you guys?

Ash: oh wait I can see luke.

Ash: god damn you are tall

Lukey: stfu

Cal: you almost here mikey?

Mikey: probably not.

Mikey: so much walking.

Mikey: I'm gunna die

Mikey: I will die in the happiest place on earth.

Cal: seriously I will full on make out with you if you just get your booty over here with us.

Mikey: I CAN SEE THE CASTLE!

Mikey: THANK JESUS

Ash: are you here yet?

Mikey: give me a sec. Ladies keep trying to run me over with baby strollers .

Lukey: the mothers here are vicious.

Mikey: tell me about it.

Cal: I SEE YOU MIKEY!!

Cal: you look so cute walking aww

Mikey: I think I deserve that kiss now.

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(A/N) I don't know if this is good or not but hey I had fun writing it ! Xx

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