(Lian's POV)
"Food."
"Don't do this."
"Fooood."
"Lian, I swear to - "
"Foooooooood."
"Can you just - "
"Foooood."
My brother is so done with my shit right now.
"I'm so done with you."
Told you.
"But I just want - "
"Food, I know!" he said rolling his eyes trying to find something to make in the cupboards of this random food storage.
"I was gonna say peace and love in the world, but food works fine as well!" I grin.
I love annoying people, really, it's a hobby. A fun one.
"And this is where the food storage is, just grab whatever from here, nobody really - "
"AHHHHH!"
"What?!"
"It's her!"
"Hm?" I turn around and also scream. "AHHHH!"
There stands Poe and Fizzy with Sasuke looking unamused beside them.
The duck boy just walks in sighing and also proceeds to search for food.
"Hey!" I grin jumping off a box and walking up to them.
"....she's not mad."
"Why isn't she mad?"
"Shouldn't she be mad?"
"So, how's it going?" I ask hands behind my head.
"Definitely insane...."
"I'd say more psychotic."
"A bit of both probably..."
"I can hear you, ya know." I say deadpanning.
"What brings you here anyway?" Fizzy asked.
"Glad you asked, Soda. Glad you asked."
"Are you - !"
"So, long story short I got kidnapped and - "
"ARE YOU IGNORING ME?!"
"- since this place is on total lockdown, I can't exactly - "
"SHES IGNORING ME!"
"- leave yet, so I'm just gonna chill here for a while - "
"DONT IGNORE ME!"
"- until I am able to leave."
"Okay, so are you going to be training with us or have we to treat you like a prisoner?" Poe asked.
"I am no prisoner! I am your ruler! I AM THE ALL MIGHTY POWERFUL - "
"I found food!" Fido called.
"-HUNGRY BEAST OF THE LAND! GIMME GIMME GIMME!" I finished jumping over Fido and looking at the stash. "Took you long enough!"
"You could have helped!" fido said.
"Key word, could." Sasuke muttered.
"See? My homie knows me!" I say giving Sasuke a brofist.....to the face.
"....Mutter mutter SPECIAL mutter mutter....."
I decided to ignore sasuke's angry muttering, and grab some food before it's gone.
There isn't actually that much, and what I mean by that is food that I like.
There's all this weird green stuff, I think Kakashi calls these vegetables...
"So, where's Lorence?" I ask shoving some chips into my mouth.
The two glance at each other and roll their eyes, also stuffing chips into their mouth.
"What?"
"He's been disowned. Same with our old sensei..." Fizzy muttered.
"What? Disowned? Why?" I ask standing up.
"Even after he failed the exams, he refused to help us with the attack on the - ugh....you know...." Poe said.
"Well, where is he now?"
"In one of the experiment rooms." Fizzy stated.
I roll up the wrapper and walked over to the bin, wiping my shorts clean of crumbs.
"Don't even think about it." Poe said also getting up.
"Think about what?"
"Going to find him." he replied.
"Well why not?" I say stomping my foot and crossing my arms across my chest.
"Because maybe you could get yourself killed?" Fizzy inputs. "Do you KNOW what happens down there?"
"No," I answer, "what?"
"We don't know!" she said.
"You think we'd willingly go to the place where people go but never come back?" Poe said.
I giggled.
"What?"
"You said butt." I giggled while the two face palmed.
"Is she for real?
"I don't even know anymore...."
Thanks to my awesome ninja powers, my ability to not speak my thoughts, and the stupidity of these two-
"HEY!"
-I was able to sneak past them and make a break for the experimental rooms.
This'll be interesting.
- - - - - - - - - -
After running for a good while, I finally lost the pair!
I peaked round the corner and saw nobody down the corridor. I didn't hear anyone either.
I walked with my back against the wall slowly until I made it to the first door.
I grabbed the handle and swung it open, leapt in and slammed the door shut.
Grinning, I dusted myself off and nodded.
"Seems pretty sneaky to me!"
"You are the loudest freaking ninja on the planet, how are you not dead?"
"Well good sir, I could ask you the same thing." I said looking at Lorence.
".....Touché."
"No, I don't want to touch your tooshie."
"What are you-"
"Let's bust you outta here!" I grin and grab the closest thing to me.
A sledgehammer.
Why is it in here, we may never know.
"W-WAIT JUST A MOMENT!"
"But.....but why?" I ask lowering the sledgehammer.
"Because once I'm outta these chains, I'll get caught soon after because this place is on lockdown."
"How did you-"
"I heard the entrances closed above me."
"Oh...."
"And also, you are NOT using a sledgehammer to bust me out!" Lorence said, the chains right above his head making a loud jingle noise.
"But why?"
"Because for one, you not might but WILL hit my head and potentially kill me!! And two, I DONT WANT TO DIE!"
"Quite down fool." I said deadpanning, "Do you want them to hear you?"
"Are you freaking-?!"
"Alright, so here's the plan! Once I know when I can leave, I'll come and grab you so we can both leave!" I say grinning, "I'm a genius!"
"Okay, good job, where do I go then?"
"Come back with me, stupid." I shrug, "My friends will love you!"
"I highly doubt it..." he mutters looking down.
"Dude, you refused to kill us! I think they'll not dislike you."
Before we could discuss any more, footsteps from outside could be heard, getting louder and louder also meaning getting closer and closer...
"Oh turtle....what do I do?!" I panic and look around for a place to hide...
"There's no place to hide!" I yelp and have a mini feint right there and then.
"Lian!!" Lorence whispers, "get up!! I have an idea!"
- - - - - - - - - -
( third person POV )
Kabuto opens the door to the room where Lorence is being held and places down some food in front of him.
"How am I suppose to eat that?" the chained up boy asks as Kabuto is about to leave.
"You could have a go, couldn't you?" he replies, "you know, if you don't wish to starve."
Kabuto then blinks and looks around the room.
"Was someone in here?" he asks looking around.
There wasn't much to look at.
Chains on walls, Lorence, a chair, the new food on the floor, and that's it!
"Huh, what? No!" Lorence shrugs, "I think I would have known."
Kabuto has a quick look about and blinks in surprise when his eyes lands on Lorence.
"Have you....gained weight?" he asks.
"H-Huh?"
"Never mind, it's probably the light playing tricks on me...." Kabuto says and quickly leaves the room.
.....
"Lian, I think he's gone now." Lorence whispers as the sound of footsteps because quieter.
"Good..." the red haired girl mutters, releasing a long held breath.
"Now," she said, "how am I going to get out of your clothes?"
".....So....many.....dirty....jokes...!"
- - - - - - - - -
I regretted this as soon as it was done.
Seeing as there was literally no pale to his but behind the door, which isn't exactly the best place to hide for a number of obvious reasons, Lorence came up with the genius idea of me hiding behind him.
This meant, that I had to be in perfect shape with him for who knows how long!
So, we decided ( I say we like we had a big debate about it ) because Lorence's clothes are so baggy that I would wear them.....
...While he was still wearing them.
PERVERTS, BEFORE YOU GET A NOSEBLEED SIT THE TURTLE DOWN!
We were back to back and to be honest it worked perfectly!
Apart from the the fact that Kabuto noticed that Lorence 'gained weight' somehow.
How did we manage it? No one will ever know!
I am thankful that my hair decided it would be awesome and NOT fly out of the jumper....
Getting my top half out was hard enough because the sleeves were a lot less roomy than before, but once the arms were free, I managed to slip under the rest of the jumper, using the wall for support.
Now, the trousers are a different story.
I have to jump out of the trousers without injury myself, Lorence, both of us, and without making much noise, and without pulling Lorence's boxers down.
Mission, don't really have much choice but to accept, accepted.
Mission, a complete and utter failure.
It ended up with me pulling the guy's boxers down, him landing flat on his face, me hugging the wall and somehow smashing the chair, and if you couldn't tell, making a lot of noise.
Lorence managed to wiggle himself back into his clothing as I 'fixed' the chair and ran out the room.
Gotta run!!!
Gotta run!!!
GOTTA RUN!!
"OOF!"
"Sasuke! Oh thank turtles, I've been with you the whole time, got it?" I ordered.
"I doubt you would have been with me when I went to take a shower Lian...."
"You don't know me."
"What?!"
"What."
- - - - - - - - -
"Your room sucks."
"At least I have a room."
"Ah, touché." I nod and jump on the bed.
Sasuke rolls his eyes at me and sorts out his weapons etc.
I lie down on the bed and furrow my eyebrows.
This bed....
...Is uncomfortable.
"Dude, this bed sucks." I say to Sasuke sitting up.
"And? What do you want me to do about it?" he replies.
"Get me a new one."
"Your not even staying in this room."
"I don't care, get me a new one." I order.
"Look, it's either the uncomfortable bed or the cold hard floor." Sasuke sighed, "your choice."
".....Oh hell to the no!" I yell and get up, slamming the door shut behind me.
I stomp down the corridor and arrive at the door which is different from the rest, Orochimaru's office.
I kick the door open and the snake man and the pedo child snake stare at me.
I walk up to the desk and slam my hands down on it.
"Yo!! Pedo-Snake!!"
"Show Lord Orochi-"
"Can it, Pedo-child!" I snapped.
"I'm afraid we can't release you just yet, we are still under lockdown." Orochimaru stated.
"Nah, I don't mind for now." I said shrugging, "you know, chilling with my bro, getting to know the ho ho ho."
"Then why-?"
"Why?! WHY?! Now let me tell you why I am mad!" I yelled, pacing the room, "I, Lian of the Titen clan ask that-! No... DEMAND that you get some more comfortable beds in this place!"
"....." Kabuto stared at me in such confusion his mouth trying to form words but not really completing the process of speaking.
"Again, because of the lockdown we are unable to get anything from outside." Orochimaru explained.
"Damn..." I cursed.
"And what makes you think that we would bring you something just to make your stay here more enjoyable?" Kabuto asked.
"So I would give this place a better rating!"
"....What?"
I sigh dramatically, "because this place is basically a bed and breakfast, I'm gonna guess that you guys would like me to put a good word in!"
"What are you talking - "
"Oh well, I guess I'll have to put up with this...." I said walking out," but just so you know, this place ain't doing so well."
"Why don't you just - "
"Bye bye!" I called skipping out the room.
"STOP CUTTING ME - "
"No need to shout!!"
"YOU LITTLE BRAT!!"
"...." *knuckle crack* "I am NOT small!!!!"
SMACK
"AND YOU STAY DOWN AT THAT END OF THE CORRIDOR!"
Sasuke appeared outside of his door and rolled his eyes as I stormed into his room, muttering dangerous and dark words to myself.
"Two words have come to mind." he says as I plonk myself onto the bed.
"What?"
"Anger management."
"At least my ego can fit through the door."
- - - - - - - - - -
BOOM
DONT KILL ME
IM SORRY
ITS A LONG UPLOAD
I HOPE
IT PROBABLY IS
I CANT TELL
I WORKED LONG AND HARD ON IT
I HAD WRITERS BLOCK
I HAD EXAMS
I HAD FREAKING LIFE
I HAD THE DUCK ARMY TO FIGHT OFF
FORGIVE MEHHHHHHHHH
PSYCHOPATH OUT