I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A S...

By I_am_a_psychopath

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Welcome to the main character's insanity and the ninja world! Lian Titen, the protagonist in this story, make... More

~Prologue~
First Day of the Academy
Fast Forward A Few Years...
Iruka-Sensei Always Ruins Prank-Time!
The Graduation Exam? Bring It On!
The Sorting Sensei!
Smoking Hurts
Slide to the Next Team
Yawn! Here We Go Again!
Test Time
The Results Are In...
We Don't Want Any More 'D'
Steve
To the Land of Waves!
Cow-Man vs Team 7 and annouying bridge builder [Part 1]
Cow-Man vs Team 7 and anouying bridge builder [Part 2]
Okay, who kindnapped me? Was it you?! Β¬.Β¬ or you....<.<
THE MOST EPIC FLIGHT EVA!!!....and yes...I DID say sensai...
Damn you trees! And...STEVE!!!!!! AHHH!!
Die Sakura!!!........DIE!!!!
Ha Ha! You don't get a bed to sleep in Sakura! KARMA!
......I have no words.....just....yeah.....
My middle name is....
The little red-headed ninja
The starting fight and...Naruto...
Ugh...what happened?...oh, hi Haku...wait a second...WHAT?!?!?
The Sand Ninja
The Chunnin Exams? Sweetness!
Sakura's party
Yet another little random filler!!!....you probably hate me now...
The first test is...getting to the test -_-l l
Bring. It. On!
The First Exam is...a written one...of coarse...
Confusion in the exams!! Well...I am here so...
Into the Forest of Death
The Fight!!
The Sound Ninja? ...why didn't you kill Kabuto?
Story Time!
The Preliminary?!
Continue of the preliminary round
HARLEM SHAKE
Just another 'average' day
WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!?!?
Our latest prank XD
I need to find someone to train me!
Fido-Sensei
Arguements
Explaining to Naruto and Steve
Mini Mission: Getting Ramen!
The Truth
Time Skip!
Yet again, a filler! XD
I swear! This isn't a filler!
Let the Hunger Games BEGIN!
Well, this is fun...
Ugh! Why me?
What sort of 'revenge' IS THIS?!
The Story behind Rido and Fido Titen! - NEXT TIME!
The Story behind Fido and Rido Titen!
Akatsuki members aren't too terrible...
I'm Back!
This is the life!
The Search For Haku
The Search For Lian
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Yum....Sushi....
Let the Battle Commence
The Lian Rap!
Flappy Bird!
The Legends
Guess who's back...back again!
Cliffhangers, no more!
So much confusion!
Help me my friends!
Disaster of a Date
Happy Birthday Lian
The Last BBQ Together
That Stupid Duck!
You again?!
Turtles!
Esca-pe!
Yo! It's you guys! Slumber party!
I'm Back Fools!
Nat Should Change his Career
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Remember?
Promises
Absolutely Not?
IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG
Conspiracies!
A Lot Has Happened...
Thank You <3
~Epilogue~
HEADS UP

Wow, this? This is a normal day?

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By I_am_a_psychopath

Well, here's my excue for the wait!!

My brother some how got into my room,

Took my laptop,

and threw it down the stairs...

......

......

......

.......

.........not kidding, I cried a lot.

And do you want to know why he did it?

Because I ate the last magnum bar!!!

........and that ladies and gentlemen, is my messed up, crazy family!!!

I'm writing on my friend's laptop.......I'll give it back to here tomorrow!!!

Ah shizz!! She's calling me now!!!

I'm gonna try to make it long before the cops come!!

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(Lian's POV)

The whole time during dinner, I was tied to a chair and glaring at Sakura while stabbing my potatoes with a fork.....that was in my mouth.....

Sakura was trying to keep her gaze away from mine but always turned to see if I was aiming to kill her or not.......the others were just eating......

Well....not exactly....Naruto and Sasuke were stuffing their faces making them throw up.

Me? I just watched the two boys in amusement.

"Are you gonna eat that?" Sasuke asked me, pointing at my food.

"No!! Don't give it to that show off Lian!! Give it to me!! I have to get stronger than him, believe it!!" Naruto yelled.

I just shoved it between the two of them and laughed at how they fought over some mashed potato!

Kakashi sweatdropped at his two students and Sakura was just confused by the whole thing while I on the other hand, decided to laugh my head off!!

"Give it to me you idiot!!"

"No!! It's mine! Believe it!"

"No, it's not!!! She gave it to me!!"

"Nu uh!! She gave it to me!!"

The door suddenly opened and a little kid in dungarees and an epic blue hat walked in.

"Who're you?" he asked rudely.

"Where'd you get your hat from first?" I asked.

"Hey!! Who do ya think your talking to, you little squirt?!" Naruto yelled at the boy and Sasuke took the opertunity to snatch the plate and eat it.

Naruto then bagan to anime cry but stopped to laugh when Sasuke threw it back up.

"My team...." Kakashi muttered with a sigh, sticking his head back into his porn book.

"Yip, you love us though.....deep down!" I smiled at him.

"...very deep down..." Kakashi mummbled.

"Hey!!" I said and gave him a look that said 'meany'

Kakashi put his hands up in a defensive position.

"-these people are gonna die..." the little kid stated.

"SAY WHAT?!?!!?!" Naruto yelled.

"Hey, kid, what's your name?" I asked.

"Inari." he replied.

"Yeah? Shudap!!" I shouted.

I grabbed onto the edges of my chair and started to jump round to the table.

"See....here.....you....little.....kid.......oh dear God, give me a miute..."I said, completely out of breath.

I took in deep breathes, trying to control my breathing as everyone sweatdropped at me.

I wasn't even past Sasuke yet for crying out loud!!!

"Would you like to continue?" Tazuna asked.

"Nah, the moments gone." I shrugged, "Well, I'm going to bed, night everyone!!"

I then hopped out of the room and.....then came the staris....

"Oh.....dear Lord....." I anime fell, "What the hell have I done to deserve this pain?"

I shrugged, "eh, I've had worse."

(five minutes later)

"Yes...." I grin, "I'm gonna make it!!"

I was balancing on one leg of the chair and was two steps from the top.

"Almost there..." I say and hop up the second last step.

"Just....one....more...." I breath, out of breath.

Just then, the door from down stairs slides open and Inari starts running up, accidently knocking me over.

"WHAA--!!" I scream and stop in mid-air, just about to fall back.

"You may think this shall hurt." I say, "But let me tell you, it doesn't."

Time unfreezes itself and I tumble down the stairs.

"H-H-H-H-H-O-O-O-O-L-L-L-L-L-L-Y-Y-Y-Y- F-F-F-U-D-D-D-D-D-D-G-G-G-G-ING-ING-ING-ING SH-SH-SH-SH-SH-SH-SH-SH-SH-I-I-I-I-I-T!!!!!" I scream and hit the final step. "...owww...."

Everyone looks out of the door.

Sakura starts laughing.

Naruto is by my instantly.

"Lian!! Talk to me!! Say something!!" he says, cutting the ropes around me, "ANYTHING!!!"

".......that.......hurt!" I said and hit my face into the wooden boards.

Time freezes once more.

"Can I just say, it doesn't hurt....it hurts like a bitch!" I say.

Time un-freezes.

"Come on, let's get you back to the room." Naruto says and slings an arm over his shoulder. "....well Sasuke?"

He 'hn'ed and took my other side.

"Sasuke, why're you helping....her?" Sakura asked, "She has rabbies!!"

I growl and try to turn and punch his face in, but Naruto and Sasuke start dragging my up the stairs.

"Naruto....can I ask why you like Sakura?" Sasuke asks him.

"Nu uh, not like, liked." Naruto stated, "I don't like her anymore."

"Good....on you!" I smiled at him.

"It's just like you to get yourself beat up by falling down stairs." Sasuke said, smirking.

"Excuse me, I was balancing on one leg of the chair and hopping up the stairs at the same time!! I think that is pretty awesome!!" I stated.

"But you failed." he pointed out.

"I was on the last step though!!"

"But you still failed."

"Inari pushed me over though!!" I complained.

"You shouldn't blame things on little kids." Sasuke stated.

"You've got a bloody answer for everything, don't you?" I say as we enter a really big room. "Who's room's this?"

"It's our room, Team 7!" Naruto said smiling.

I anime fall, "Team 7 have to share a room?"

"Yeah...."

"But...there's only one bed....."

"It's a King size bed though!!"

"I'm taking it." I declared.

"HUH?!?!?" Naruto and Sasuke shout.

"What makes you think your having the double bed?!" Sasuke asks.

"Yeah, I've got to agree with him on this one, believe it!" Naruto says.

"No Naruto, I don't believe you have just turned against me and joined forces with Sasuke." I said calmly.

He suddenly panicked.

"WHAT HAS THE WORLD COME TO?!?!?!" he yelled.

"Shut up you idiot!!" Sasuke shouted.

"Hey, maybe, since it's a King size, we can fit three people on it!!" I said smiling.

"Well, you're unfortunately a definite since you've injured yourself." Sasuke said.

"YAY!!" I cheered.

"Sakura would insist on me being on it and she'd make Naruto sleep on the floor." Sasuke stated.

"We can't let that happen." I say as the two boys lie me on the bed.

I use my arms to make me slide back to the back board and sit up.

"Yeah, what'll we do though?" Naruto wondered, "I don't wanna sleep on the floor, believe it!"

"Welll....." I say, smiling evily, getting a good idea.

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How was THAT for an upload?!?! =D

I'm REALLY SORRY for not bein able to upload but,

you psychopathic lovers read my excuse which was TRUE and GOOD

It's still getting fixed and my brother?

He's been grounded for two months!!!

No XBox, no ds, no iPod, no TV

No NOTHING!!

My laptop is still being fixed and my blackberry is screwed up so I don't have bbm....TT_TT or blackberry app world so like I said, it's screwed or to others.

F**cked up

Well, enough about my life!!

R.I.P.

L

.....

TTT____TTT

he shall be missed.....

If you've seen Death Note then...youi'll understand my pain....

I just thought he was really cool, the way he sat and did all the under cover ninja work by sitting down and eating cake 24/7!!!!

I wish I was allowed to do that.......

I love you you psychopathic lovers!!!! ^_^

i.e. MEE!!!!!!

ADIOS!!! ME!!! AMIGOS!!!

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