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Lance texts the wrong number au and it just happens to be Keith.
20:00 From: *** **** ***
hey. twas a great date ;) hope we can meet again love <33
7:30 To: *** **** ***
You have the wrong number. Sorry /:
9:00 From: *** **** ***
legasp!!!!!!!!!!! asddnxkd onoo how could she T^T
9:00 From: *** **** ***
but maybe god has given me the number of a rlly rlly cute girl ????? ( '∀｀)ノ～ ♡
9:03 To: *** **** ***
I'm a guy.
9:04 From: *** **** ***
oOOoo e x ci ting
9:05 To: *** **** ***
Please do not text me.
9:06 From: *** **** ***
okay :ccc
23:00 From: *** **** ***
ok i know u told me not to text u but im so b o red and hearTBROK en whY would minteletta give me a fake number T^T
23:00 From: *** **** ***
like she couLd at least tell me up front like dude lance i dont u that way mby we can still b friends ??
23:00 From: *** **** ***
but like nOOoO she just HaD to lead me on what a bitch :<
23:01 From: *** **** ***
oops i forgot u could probably be ten or smth **what a nincompoop
23:05 From: *** **** ***
sorry this sounds rlly weird lmao goodnight !
8:30 To: *** **** ***
Your name's Lance?
8:30 To: *** **** ***
Also if her name is Minteletta you should be grateful not seeing her again.
8:31 From: *** **** ***
shit lmao my mama warned me about stranger but yea thats my name :)
8:31 From: *** **** ***
ok tru minteletta sounds like she cries having sex
8:31 To: *** **** ***
That's a nice name.
8:31 From: *** **** ***
maybe. i ve always wanted to be named smth cool u know like an stiles. that sounds cool or mby a derek
8:32 To: *** **** ***
That's Teen Wolf. But yeah, those are cool names. I would want those too.
8:34 From: *** **** ***
u watch teen wolf ?? for the action or for the gay
8:35 To: *** **** ***
No I don't. But I see a lot of Derek and Stiles on my tumblr feed.
8:36 From: *** **** ***
ok u have tumblr then u should probablu be like around my age
8:36 To: *** **** ***
What's with the sudden interest in me?
8:37 From: *** **** ***
idk just curious i guess
8:37 From: *** **** ***
you never told me ur name or anything
8:40 From: *** **** ***
i mean im not forcing you. u should probably not be talking to me right now lmao
8:40 To: *** **** ***
Keith
8:41 From: *** **** ***
??
8:41 To: *** **** ***
My name is Keith. I know it's not as cool as Stiles or Derek. And I'm 17.
8:42 From: *** **** ***
O.o
8:42 From: *** **** ***
o wow
8:42 From: *** **** ***
oooooo wow
8:42 From: *** **** ***
i have been trusted
8:42 From: *** **** ***
didnt u tell me not to talk to u anymore :))))) i know u can't resist this
8:42 From: *** **** ***
also that is such a pretty name dont even shame or derek and stiles they should all change their names into keith
8:42 To: *** **** ***
Shut up.
8:43 To: *** **** ***
But thank you :)
8:44 From: *** **** ***
does that mean we're bffs now??? ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ
8:44 To: *** **** ***
Fuck no.
8:44 From: *** **** ***
aw :c
8:45 From: *** **** ***
but can i have ur number tho
8:47 To: *** **** ***
We are literally texting each other.
8:47 To: *** **** ***
...But I have Instagram. Do you want it??
8:48 From: *** **** ***
fuck yes!!!??? sí?????? hai????? wō yào????? aku mau????
8:48 To: *** **** ***
LoL Alright it's @kvithkoga
8:48 From: *** **** ***
dont say that
8:48 To: *** **** ***
Say what?
8:48 From: *** **** ***
LoL
8:48 To: *** **** ***
Why not?
8:48 From: *** **** ***
its weird u sound like my nephew and he's a dick pauler
8:49 To: *** **** ***
Fuck you I can say whatever I want LoL LoL LoL
8:50 To: *** **** ***
Who the fuck is mynameLance
8:50 From: *** **** ***
my name jeff
8:50 From: *** **** ***
u gotta say it in the accent bro
8:51 To: *** **** ***
Nah I'll pass.
@mynameLance commented: this is u????
@mynameLance commented: how????
8:55 From: *** **** ***
dude i can't believe u have a mullet????????!!!!!
8:55 From: *** **** ***
and u live in LA??? me too!!
8:55 To: *** **** ***
You hate it?
8:56 To: *** **** ***
It's a small world.
8:56 From: *** **** ***
nononono ofc not. it's kinda...hot actually
8:56 From: *** **** ***
i mean on you
8:56 From: *** **** ***
i mean it looks great on u
8:57 To: *** **** ***
Thank you. I would say the same for you, but unlike you I don't immediately stalk someone's account after receiving it :-)
8:57 From: *** **** ***
did you just
8:57 From: *** **** ***
oh mt god u didnt
8:57 From: *** **** ***
u pUT A NOSE ON :) ??????
8:58 To: *** **** ***
I can put whatever the fuck I want on that thing . :-)
8:58 To: *** **** ***
Oh no I did it again. :--)
8:58 To: *** **** ***
And again. :---)
8:58 To: *** **** ***
And again. :----)
8:59 From: *** **** ***
Why T NHE FUCK DOES IT GET LONG ER STOP
Keith can't help but let out a smile, eyes crinkling shut and he giggled at what Lance sent him. He's so cute.
When he realized what he just did, he blinked, his mouth suddenly drained dry as he shut his phone off and puts it away.
He just met Lance a few days ago, but Keith couldn't lie that he was...different. His carefree, bright energy that goes through his phone was what made Keith so attracted to him. It was probably this exact reason why Keith couldn't help but reply even though his little gay heart told him repeatedly that not everyone is gay and Lance could be one of those people who make fun of the gender Keith likes.
Sure Lance had said some stuff that may had crosses the boundaries of no homo bro, but you could never be so sure. Especially through text.
He glances back to the phone when it lights up, a notification from Lance on the screen. Ignoring the protests from his brain, his heart reached out to take the phone and open it.
9:05 From: *** **** ***
hey look to be honest ure a rlly cool dude and i want to hang with u more u know? not just through text maybe we can meet up somewhere??
9:06 From: *** **** ***
i know it sounds sketchy and if ure not up for it, im totally cool with that but i just want to see u in person
The previous worries melted a little, and Keith reminded himself that Lance seemed like the nicest guy he've met and also, he hadn't got any action for about 3 years now so he should probably start now.
Letting out a nervous, almost giggly breath, he quickly typed in his respond.
9:13 To: *** **** ***
Okay. Where to?
His hands were shaking in anticipation as he saw the Lance was typing. What would he say? What would Keith respond to what he said? His feet started bouncing unconsciously as he stared at the screen.
Come on...Why do you type so long...
9:13 From: *** **** ***
woah seriously?? didnt expect u to agree but u know this restaurant near Flowers & Co.? hunkalicious or smth i forgot but mby we can meet there?
Again. Keith was smiling. And he hated himself for being such a sap but he did nothing other than type a reply to the cute Lance.
9:14 To: *** **** ***
Yeah I'm familiar with the place.
9:14 From: *** **** ***
this friday then?
9:15 To: *** **** ***
You mean.. In two days?
9:15 From: *** **** ***
i mean if ure not comfortable we can always do next week? anything u want
Shit, he's so nice it's adorable.
9:20 To: *** **** ***
No no no. This friday sounds great.
9:20 From: *** **** ***
u sure?
9:21 To: *** **** ***
I'm sure :-)
9:21 From: *** **** ***
oh mt fcu k thay smile again
9:22 To: *** **** ***
It's adorable don't hurt its feelings.
9:22 From: *** **** ***
ure adorable
9:22 From: *** **** ***
fuck i meant **not fucking autocorrect
9:23 To: *** **** ***
:-)
this may have a sequel. maybe :-) alright hope you enjoyed that. bye~