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The start of something wonderful :)
Pics?? 😫🍆💦💦
Friends Do Not Care If You Get Mugged By Fall Out Boy By Panic! At The Disco.
theres a divorce but also pete wentz appreciation
Ms. Jackson is nasty and everyone has friends except mikey
Tide Pods are delicious.
tHiS iS hAlLoWeEn
The holy emo trinity of ships and if you think otherwise ur wrong.
I just really want to make frerard canon but like can i even do that this early?
Petes number leaks faster than his nudes but i mean the uries say hi
Im just really full of rage and this is really short but i honestly dont care.
Gerard isnt nice and frank is his sexuality alright alright alright
There might be something Outside your window, but its just Lindsey Ballato
Pete is just wrong in general smh rat
Jamia is literally jesus okay
Who is the cutest bean tho
Jamia and Lindsey are Lesbeans
Jesus? More like Sweet Peasus
Smol
This was going be a rlly cute chapter, but it ended up a harry potter thing.
My friend introduced me to Glee and im in love
Basically ur a cringy or cyoot couple theres no in between soz
This whole chapter is basically what goes on in my head 35/13.
I accidentally referenced the milk fic a few times
I love u hhrarg
It kinda skips around a bit but idk it gets cute
Theres a pleasant dick pic from ryan
Mostly a Fandom shitpost but also Pat gets confused about puzzles... again.
LUCIFER ROSSxBITCH GERARD WENTZ-WAY
Guess whos back
Brendon is old but Gerard is fucking ancient.
Jfc i started writing this at 11 pm its 12:30am rn what a world.
Spaghetto
Parent Life! brought to you by Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie
I feel "jfc peter" sums up this whole book tbfh
Gerard's blood type story is what happened to me irl lol
This Chapter Has 666 Words
jElLo iS bOnEs cOnFIrMeD
Tim Burton movies are fucking lit you cant change my mind
pEtE weNtZ iS oNe sleepy boye
A s s
Oof tbh
kAngaRoo
Bwahahaha my fAcE
vALDANGELO FOR THE WIN
Hhhhh cHoccy n alsu chOccy
GAy mOntHhHHHhhHh
Im learning italian mwahaha
Uhhh jello hoseph
PAUL MOTHERFUCKING BLOFIS
Being gay is difficult
This is a wreck but so am i also ill give you five dollars if u kill me
Ruby Rose hh and also klance but hhh
Frank mf Iero
Directioners amirite heh...
Fuckboi Frank makes a reappearance
Yeet Squad
Fuckin Lit Ass Bitch Squad™
Ryan attacks Frank about his unconfirmed confirmed daddy kink
Cute Ryden plus the legal age if consent in NJ
Kurt Leonardo Way is a badass
Tbh idk but its a+ quality
I freak out over books through emo band members™
Haha yEET
I ♡ Alex Fierro
Gerard is the Baby Sitter to Jared's Pizza Man
wEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOO
*Bill and Ted voice* SIXTY-NINE DUDE
"ALEX BITES MY FACE OFF" IS MY FAVOURITE CHAPTER
Oh look another chapter about Rick Riordan books how original of me
Major TOA spoiler in this one but also kinky paintbrushes 😫👌🏽👌🏽
Woo-hooing with Death amirite
fLASHLIGHT DESPACITO TASERS
Carpal tunnel of fuck me i want to die
B-b-bitches b trippin
Hum Waluigi
Mikeh tels himb storee
*insert fuckboi emojis here*
DENNIS IS A BASTARD MAN
Homecoming yeet
Frank freaks out over dogs again
Friggin Tomato
dOnT rEmEmbER dIDnT hApPen
A quick recap of everyones info plus a nEW BEAN
We all discuss Chad and its flag for a hot minute and then rOASTS FRANKIE
#givefrankietheiremojis
OUR HOLY BEAN'S POSSIBLE PROM DATE?? STAY TUNED!!
Helpless hurt Lindsey
Pete makes an announcement also the moms return
dEFEAT THE HUNS!!!1!
Absolute Garbage 69420666/10
Penis
thats so sad alexa play despacito :'(
There is no reason for brendon to have so much power we are all terrified.
In which lindsey doubles as a gay porn artist ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Father Depression, wherefore the fuck art thou a bitch

Hhhhhhhhh hhhh horses hhhhhhh

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由 JustSomeEmoKid

Sun:
when I'm president I'm making prostitution legal. Literally I see no reason in making it illegal it's so stupid

Mommy:
it's because men see women as reusable and the minute a woman starts thinking that way about men then it's wrong

Mum:
I blame middle aged straight white men.

Mommy:
you can actually just blame them for all of our problems tbh.

Mommy:
slavery, racism, white supremacy, the holocaust, about 90+% Of all murders, etc. Etc.

Mum:
look at my baby he's so smart

Mommy:
that was literal common sense though

Mum:
yeah but Brendon couldn't think of that

Sun:
stfu bitch I might be platonically a little gay for you but I'll still fight you

Mum:
I'm pretty sure that sentence sums up my entire existence.

Moon:
my life in a sentence tbh

Sun:
there you fucking are, Rat

Moon:
oh I'm sorry do I look like Pete Wentz to you sweaty

Sun:
no bc if you looked like Pete wentz we wouldn't be low-key engaged.

Moon:
fair

Moon:
I'm a little gay for Pete Wentz ngl

Kurt:
same

Blaine:
same

Blaine:
you know who isn't gay for me

Mommy:
me bitch

Blaine:
huh I was actually gonna say you

Mommy:
good that means you're learning :)

Blaine:
Nani!?!

Moon:
oh god Pete is gay

Blaine:
🌈

Kurt:
mood.

Mum:
hey dudes guess who's depressed

Moon:
me

Blaine:
me

Sun:
I am

Mum:
no it's me

Mum:
my mom's boyfriend left for forty days bc of his job and he comes back in like a week and I'm not in Beta anymore bc I had an F in history for like a part of a semester and the year before I had a C in science so yeah I'm not in Beta and he's going to take my phone and ground me and hurt me and I've been freaking out for several weeks about this what am I going to do Gee help me

Mommy:
Shh baby it's gonna be okay

Mum:
but what if it isn't and I never see any of you again

Moon:
do you actually believe he would murder you

Mum:
sometimes but I'm mostly scared he's going to take my phone away and find all the "bad" stuff on here like slightly dark memes and pictures of me modelling my clothes and text messages to my friends and stuff I don't know what I'm going to do with myself I want to cry

Mommy:
it'll be okay frankie I won't let him hurt you

Mum:
he has before, Gee and I honestly don't want him to again

Mommy:
I know and I want to beat his face in but I can't

Moon:
if you need to you can stay with me for a few days

Mum:
thank you Ryan

Moon:
no problem Frankenstein.

Sun:
yeah, me and Ryan can buy you movies and make you brownies and play with your hair and tell you you're pretty

Mum:
omg

Moon:
Brendon is low-key gay for you ngl

Sun:
I am like 101% sure that he knows that sooooo

Mum:
I do

Mommy:
same and you better stay in your lane Brendon I'll fight you

Blaine:
he will

Kurt:
^^

Sun:
I have Ryan I'm not gonna steal Frankie.

Moon:
good I was afraid for a minute.

Mum:
do you think I could come over now

Moon:
yes

Mum:
thank you

Mommy:
do you need a ride

Mum:
no I'm gonna walk

Mum:
ily though

Mommy:
i love you too 💙💙💙💙💙

Blaine:
Frankie don't forget to look both ways you fucknut smh you almost got hit by that car

Mum:
stop watching me out your window pete smh weirdo

Blaine:
HE FLIPPED ME OFF SMH BAD FRANKIE

Mommy:
good Frankie

Mum:
hA bitch

Blaine:
:0 I'm offended.

-
So we are pretty sure my uncle is schizophrenic that's nice. He's going to be evaluated on Tuesday I think.

Also I'm blonde. I can't get the picture to load, but I am. We are going to go on Tuesday to get it lighter bc I want like a platinum blonde/whitish type thing so yeah. That's all I think.

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