(Lian's POV)
"We're doing WHAT NOW?!?!" I shouted at Naruto.
I know it's not fair to take my anger out on him.
"WHY THE HELL ARE WE CLIMBING TREES FOR TRAINING???!?!?!?" I yelled while shaking Sasuke who looked like he wanted to die.
"LeEeEeEeEeEeT!!!!! MeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe!!!!!! GooOoOooOOooOooO LIAN!!!!" he shouted.
I dropped him.
"KAKASHI!!!" I yelled.
"What happened to sensai?" he anime cried.
I sighed and folding my arms, "You just lost all respect when I found out the training exercise."
"What? It'll help in chakra control, believe me!" Kakashi protested.
"FINE!!" I shouted, "I'll try it..."
"Good!!" Kakashi said smiling and handed me a kunia.
I grinned evily, "Your finally letting me kill Sakura?!"
"Wha--!?!!?!?!?!" she screamed.
"No!!!" Kakashi shouted then whispered in my ear, "Only when there's no witnesses."
I smiled, "Thanks sensai!!!"
"Use this to mark how far you've gotten. Concentrate on putting chakra to the bottom of your feet then start climbing. You may want to start by running, for momentum." Kakashi-sensai explained.
"Got it." I nodded then concentrated.
I closed my eyes for a while as I tried to focus most of my chakra to the souls of my feets.
I snapped my eyes opened and started running up the tree.
I got about I dunno.....a good few feet high then slipped. I scratched the tree and started to free fall.
"Damn damn damn damn DAMN!!!" I yelled then put my hands on the ground, oddly enough, not feeling any pain. "Wow....not as sore as I thought it'd be."
"Hn...idiot." Sasuke said.
"Hey!!" I said, pointing an accusing finger at him, "Let go of my foot!!"
"Gladdly." he smirked and dropped me.
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......guess what?
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.....wow, good guess!!!
I faceplanted it.
"Dumbass!!!" I screamed into the ground.
"LANGUAGE!!!" Kakashi exclaimed, probably getting tired of me swearing, then sighed.
I got up again and dusted myself off.
"That was great Sasuke!!" Sakura praised him.
I smirked at his disgust to the cotton candy stand.
I got an idea!!
-five minutes later-
"Lian!! Let go of Sakura's hair!!" Kakashi ordered while everyone was trying to get me to let go.
"No!! Never!! It actually does taste like cotton candy!! I must have it!!!" I screamed in my rage mode.
"Lian!! Just let go!!! Naruto shouted at me, trying to pry my, cold, deadly, fingers off of the cotton candy hair.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Sakura screamed.
"This is the worst training I've ever done!!" Sasuke yelled, actually showing emotion.
I froze and sniffed the air.
"Hmmm...." I said stroking my imaginary beard.....yeah, I let go of her hair.
"Lian? Are you okay?" Naruto asked me.
"You freak!! You almost pulled my hair out!!" Sakura shouted at me.
I went on all fours and started to jump around like a monkey.
I growled and jumped into the bush.
(Kakashi's thought on situation)
.......again,why did I take that kid under my wing....?
(Sakura's thought on situation)
What the hell is wrong with that freak?!
(Sasuke-chibi OW!!!!......I mean Sasuke's thought on situation......duck-butt OW!!!)
Hn........this is the reason why I hate my team. Annouying fan girl, hyperactive team mate, late sensai and....worst of all.....
........crazed maniac.....
.....thank kami she doesn't like me!!!!!!
(Naruto's thought on situation)
Sakura's hair is on my hand....well, a strand of it.
I lick it and my eyes widden!
Wow....Lian wasn't kidding....it does taste like cotton candy!!
So, wait, why'd she jump into the bush?
(Lian's POV)
After jumping into the bush, I sniffed the air again.
Your probably thinking I'm a lunatic, well, here's a newsflash.
I. am. one.
My eyes widdened and I pounced into the next bush.
(Naruto's POV)
"Why'd Lian just suddenly go all jungle man on us?" I ased Kakashi-sensa who sweatdropped.
"Well...she must of sensed something and went after it I guess." he replied.
"Let's go after her." Sasuke-teme said and headed towards the bush Lian jumped in.
I nodded and went after him but Sakura grabbed Sasuke's arm, making an anime vein pop out of my head.
"Don't go after that maniac Sasuke!!" she said with worry in her eyes, "She'll mawl you!!"
"Don't talk about your team mate like that Sakura!" Kakashi-sensai scowled glaring at her.
"S-Sensai?" Sakura stuttered.
"She may be wild at times, but she's like that to hide everything else." Kakashi-sensai continued. "If you've ever seen her alone, truely alone, then..."
It seemed like it hurt him to continue, so I changed the subject.
"Come on!! We have to see where she is!!" I shouted and jumped through the bush.
"Lian!!" I called, "Lian!! Where are you?! Lian!!"
"Lian, come out!!" I heard Kakashi-sensai call.
"Lian!! Come on, we have to get back to training!!" Sasuke called.
I smirked. He was just saying that.
"Lian!!" I shouted.
I didn't hear Sakura. Of coarse, she doesn't like Lian, but why? It's not right to treat someone like that. The way they treated me...
I heard a rustle.
"Guys!! Over here!!" I shouted to the others and pulled the bush back. My eyes widdned in glee, "Lian!!"
"Hey Naruto!! I caught Steve!!" Lian said grinning with legs and arms around the duck that stole her mini-paint gun. A.K.A Steve.
"Good job Lian!!" I smiled back, "We were really worried. Well, me, Sasuke and sensai."
"Oh well, never liked Sakura." Lian said still smiling.
(Lian's POV)
I couldn't stop grinning, I'd finally caught Steve!
It was hard, but it was worth it!!
(Flashback Man!!! >^.^> )
The shadow finally stopped and turned to face me.
I grinned evily.
"I've been waiting for this for the past two days.....Steve!" I said.
He quaked and flapped his wings.
"You sassing me duck?" I asked glaring.
He quaked and I was sure that was a 'Hell yeah!!'
I glared.
"Oh, it's on, like a duck with a bun!!" I said. (bun=bunny rabbit ^_^)
He quaked and I attacked.
(Flashback ova man!! \/^.^\/ )
"And that's what happened." I told Naruto.
He nodded then the rest of T7 showed up.
"Hey T7." I said smiling.
"T7?" Kakashi-sensai wondered.
"Look I found Lian!!" Naruto cheered.
"Hn...Steve?" Sasuke asked arms crossed.
I nodded really quick, like my head would fall off.
"Lian!!" Sakura's obnoxious voice screamed, "Why are you killing that poor duck?!"
The duck was suddenly ripped from my grip and it flew off.
I looked back and saw Sakura wipping her hands off.
My eyes were wide with shock while everyone else (except Sakura) was open with fear.
"S..-akura.....wh-what did you do?" Sasuke choked out.
My eye twitched.
"What do you mean? She was killing that duck so, I set it free." Sakura said smiling, "Aren't you happy, Sasuke?"
My mouth twitched slightly.
"HAPPY?!!!?"Naruto yelled in her face, "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE BECAUSE OF YOU!!! THAT WAS STEVE!!!"
"Steve?" Sakura asked.
My mouth moved into a psychopathic grin.
"The duck that stole her paint guns." Kakashi stated and started to back off.
I looked up and looked at Sakura with blood thirsty eyes.
"I'm going, to give you three seconds before I start to hunt you down and kill you with these cold deadly fingers of mine." I stated and tilted my head to the side.
"One..."
"Run Sakura!!" Naruto yelled.
Sakura was frozen.
"Two..." my smile grew widder.
"Sakura!!" Sasuke yelled.
She snapped out of it.
"Three!!!" I yelled and lunged for her legs but she started to bolt for it.
"YOU BETTER RUN!!!!!!!"
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......hey.
So, three words..
I
Hate
Sakura
=D
So, who else does?
I prefer her in Shippuden because she's actually useful and has a heart!!!!
Well.........yeah.......
I'll upload soon.
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Last time a boy in my class tried to hug me because it was hug day,
I punched him in the face =D
And kneed him where the don't and never will shine >=D