Lauren: you're such a lazy ass you know that?
Lauren: this is the best opportunity to put your contact name as ramen noodles hair
Lauren: but that's too long dammit
Lauren: nvm let's go w noodle hair
Noodle hair: um excuse me?
Noodle hair: I think you got the wrong number
Lauren: nice one
Lauren: now tell me when did you get a new phone
Lauren: like what happened to your old phone lol rich ass
Noodle hair: um srsly you got the wrong number
Noodle hair: how do you know I got a new phone
Noodle hair: and my hair is no where curly
Noodle hair: anyway the point is you got the wrong number
Lauren: .........are you serious
Noodle hair: yeah....
Lauren: prove it
Noodle hair: prove what
Lauren: that you're not my friend
Lauren: YOU PLAY TO MUCH HARREH STOP
Noodle hair:
Noodle hair: do I look like your ramen noodle hair?
Lauren: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
Lauren: HELL NO YALL AINT GONNA PLAY ME LIKE THIS
Noodle hair: whoa whoa calm down
Noodle hair: hey that's me, no one is playing or lying
Noodle hair: seriously ma'am you got your the wrong number
Noodle hair: my name is not Harreh sorry
Lauren: I know you're not Harreh or noodle hair
Lauren: you're, Zayn
Zayn: wait how do you know
Lauren: it's me
Lauren: Lauren
Zayn: ha nice try!
Zayn: mate you gotta try harder to play me like this
Lauren:
Zayn: you could've saved her pictures in your phone
Zayn: is this your new number
Lauren: tell me why would Harry saved my pictures in his phone
Lauren: this is me, Lauren, Zayn
Zayn: how
Zayn: how did you get my number I changed my number
Lauren: Ezra texted me saying Harry got a new phone and asked me to text him
Lauren: I was rooting for ezra how dare he
Lauren: nevermind I'll handle him myself sorry for bothering you
Lauren: sorry
Lauren: I swear I didn't know it was your number if I do I wouldn't text you sorry
Zayn: wait
Zayn: you really mean it?
Zayn: you really wouldn't text me it you knew this was my phone number? wow
Lauren: not literally but
Lauren: you don't have the right to make me look like the bad guy here you have a girlfriend ok
Lauren: I shouldn't text you and besides we're not friends or anything
Zayn: so what if I have a girlfriend
Zayn: you said it yourself, we're not friends or anything so I don't think my girlfriend would mind me texting an unknown number
Zayn: plus she could read herself that you got the wrong number
Lauren: you're right
Lauren: have a nice day
Lauren: again, I'm sorry
Lauren: and I mean for everything
Lauren: everything, zayn
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