12:
guys
12:
I'm like,,, so gay
Mother:
which celebrity did you see this time
12:
I could just be stating the obvious
Mother:
ur bi
12:
yeah but gay can be an umbrella term if I want it to be stfu
Mother:
which celebrity tho mikes
12:
ugh fine
12:
I'm watching Glee
12:
and I am in love with Blaine
Mommy:
BLAINE IS MY DADDY
12:
HES MY DADDY FUCK OFF GERARD YOU SLIMY SHIT
Mommy:
I INTRODUCED YOU TO GLEE SO SHUT THE ACTUAL FUCK UP I GET FULL DIBS ON BLAINE OKAY FUCK OFF.
Mum:
yo my dudes
Mum:
Blaine looks like Pete
Mommy:
no he doesn't wtf
Mum added 2 photos!
Mum:
like they could be brothers.
Moon:
NO DUDE WAIT
Moon:
IF PETE AND KURT HAD A BABY IT WOULD BE BLAINE
Mommy:
HOLY SHIT
12:
told you I get Blaine gerard you fucking shit head.
12:
hA Blaine is m i n e now
Mommy:
I feel gross
Mommy:
because he actually does
Mother:
what about those couple times when u said I looked hot
Mommy:
didn't happen.
Mommy:
ur wrong
Mommy:
never ever said that Pete Wentz was ever even the slightest bit cute ur wrong
Mother:
whatever you gotta tell urself sweaty
Mum:
I'd fuck Blaine tbh
Mum:
he's a cutie
Lesbean:
oooo I like rachael
Mommy:
yeah Rachael is cute too.
Inside Hurty:
I would let kitty do unspeakable things to me ngl
Lesbean:
omg am I allowed to say same
Mum:
Hell yeah you can
Mum:
I'm like 96% sure I'm mostly gay and damn she could like, idk touch my face and I'd be okay with that
Sun:
I would kill a bitch to be a Cheerio
Inside Hurty:
bitch same
Inside Hurty:
I'm a cheerleader at my school and I tried convincing the squad we should be called the Cheerios and my coach rolled her eyes and was like "omg Lindsey go catch brooklin or something" and I got mad
Lesbean:
Aw if I was ur coach I'd let u call the squad the Cheerios
Inside Hurty:
awwwh Thanks Jamia🖤🖤🖤
Lesbean:
ur welcome Lindsey
12:
Blaine is hot but he's fucking stupid tbh
Mother:
I'm offended
12:
HE WANTS TO PROPOSE TO KURT BUT THEY JUST GOT BACK TOGETHER LIKE WHAT THE ACTUAL SHIT PETE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
12:
I've been calling him Pete instead of Blaine
Mother:
I'd be offended but that sounds like something I'd do tbh
12:
pls don't propose to me I'm only young
Mother:
hon I can't even afford a quarter machine ring let alone some fancy ass engagement ring wtf
Mother:
also I'm gonna let you propose to me because we all know I'm to... um... for that
Mum:
*snorts*
Mum:
same
Mommy:
I'm not proposing either sweaty
Mum:
no shit I'm 16 dipshit
Moon:
Brendon, marry me 💍
Sun:
ye behbe
Moon:
nvm
Sun:
Nah too late boo I'm pregnant
Mum:
what
Moon:
I just choked on my ramen Brendon Urie I swear to fucking Jesus Allah Christ
Mommy:
Yay! Babbey!
Inside Hurty:
omg
Pat:
UR 15 NO BRENDON WHAT THE HECK HOLY SMOKES
Sun:
I CANT GET PREGNANT YOU IDIOTS WHAT THE SHIT
Moon:
I just almost had a heart attack and I pissed my pants a little Brendon you scrub
Sun:
I have told you every fucking time we have unprotected sex that I can't even get pregnant s m h
Moon:
IM STUPID AND I FORGET
Sun:
I know baby but I love you
Moon:
I love you too asshole
Sun:
eat my ass
Mum:
bless you
Mum:
I meant to say 'lol' but I was talking to Pete and this happened
Mum:
this isn't my proudest moment
12:
GUYS BLAINE IS SINGING ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE TO KURT IM CRYING
12:
GUYS HE PROPOSED IM
12:
HE SAID YES WHAT HE LOOKED SO FUCKING SCARED I GENUINELY WASNT EXPECTING THAT WHAT
Mommy:
plot fucking twist little bro
12: FUCK OFF KURT BLAINE IS MINE
12 changed his name to Blaine🖤!
Blaine🖤:
ha
Mommy:
wow
Mommy:
does this mean ur not 12 anymore :'(
Blaine🖤:
that's exactly what it means bc I'm 16 you trash lord
Mommy:
wow I am offended
Mother:
ha ur a trash
Mommy:
ur a rat sooooo
Mum:
geeee I miss youuuu
Mum:
you should come over
Blaine🖤:
what about me 😭😭😢
Mum:
ur watching glee and I don't want interrupt
Blaine🖤:
it's okay fam
Mum:
hey gee nvm I want Mikey to come over instead I love him he's a good boye
Blaine🖤:
:')
Mommy:
😢
Mommy:
I've been betrayed
Mother:
@/Mikey I have an idea
Blaine🖤:
wat
Mother:
watch
Mother changed his name to Blaine!
Mother changed Blaine🖤's name to Kurt!
Kurt:
I love it
Blaine:
I'm not proposing tho
Kurt:
if you did I'd walk you up the stairs and push you off of them
Mommy:
omg me
Sun:
IM CRYING EVERYONE HAS CUTE COUPLE NAMES
Inside Hurty:
I'm still single :')
Lesbean:
same
Pat:
same
Fro Lord:
ha not same I have a girlfriend and he's g o r g e o u s
Pat:
wow nice rub it in smh I'm forever alone
Lesbean:
^^ WHAT HE SAID
Inside Hurty:
yeah wtf Ray
Fro Lord:
heck sorry guys
Fro Lord:
Christa says hi tho
Mommy:
hiiii christaaaaa
Mum:
henlooo
Sun:
Ryan I'm still crying come over
Kurt:
yo Frankie do you want me to go to the store and get any snick snacks
Mum:
yes
Mum:
I need like three things of Oreos and some ice cream
Kurt:
I gotchu fam
Mum:
:')
Mum:
ily Mikey no homo
Blaine:
ily Mikey yes homo
Mum:
gasp
Mum:
HOMO IS GAY IM TAKING MY GOOD CHRISTIAN CHILDREN AWAY FROM YOU HEATHENS
Kurt:
dude literally everyone in Walmart on a Sunday
Blaine:
FOR REAL OMG
Mommy:
I want friends
Mommy:
Lindsey come over
Inside Hurty:
I'm hanging out with Jamia. We are at the mall rn
Lesbean:
ye
Mommy:
:0
Mommy:
Ray come over
Fro Lord:
dude I'm with my girlfriend
Mommy:
peter lewis kingston wentz iii come over
Blaine:
YAY I HAVE BEEN CHOSEN
Mommy:
yeah ya little shit come over
Blaine:
video games?
Mommy:
nah we are just gonna play Minecraft
Blaine:
wait really
Mommy:
actually I was saying it to be sarcastic at first but now I really want to play Minecraft
Blaine:
I mean I'm down
Mommy:
good come over and let's troll people
Blaine:
HELL YES LETS TRIGGER TWELVE YEAR OLDS PLS
Mommy:
HELL YEAHHHHHH
Sun:
Ryan can we play Minecraft
Moon:
neither of us own Minecraft
Moon:
I don't even have a gaming console except my really old ps2
Sun:
ughhhh but daaaad
Moon:
did u just call me butt dad? Ur grounded.
Sun:
come punish me daddy ;)
Mum:
STOP THIS GUYS THATS MY THING
Sun:
shut up frankie maybe Ryan is my daddy you don't know my life
Moon:
I'm not ur daddy brendon
Sun:
Okay maybe he's not but like still
Mommy:
I'm not ur daddy frankie
Mum:
hmmmm not yet you mean ;)
Mommy:
hmm perhaps
Mum:
told you
Mommy:
nah
Mommy:
I'm not ur daddy
Mum:
well I mean,,,,,,,,, actually no I'm not saying it
Mommy:
omg don't my little brother is here
Kurt:
I don't even want to know honestly
Blaine:
probably not.
Mommy:
hey guys Pete's here
Mommy added a photo!
Blaine:
NO NOW THY KNOW MY SECRET
Moon:
YOU HAVE CURLY HAIR WHAT
Sun:
HOLY SHIT PETE HOW HAVENT I KNOWN THIS
Blaine:
NOOO THEY KNOW MY SECRET
Kurt:
PETE WHY HAVENT YOU TOLD ME THIS
Blaine:
BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE A CHIA PET AND YOU CAN SEE MY ENTIRE FACE
Kurt:
Pete next time you come over you aren't allowed to straighten your hair
Blaine:
:'( but mikey I hate it
Kurt:
I don't
Blaine:
okayyyy igggg
Mommy:
we put Minecraft in
Blaine:
ye l8r ily Mikey
Kurt:
ily too
Mum:
Mikey is evil
Sun:
what did he do this time
Mum:
now I really like Glee and I kinda want to fuck Blaine
Blaine:
I'm sorry Frankie but I don't like you like that
Mum:
not you rat the real Blaine
Kurt:
Hmmm I realised something
Kurt added 2 photos!
Mum:
YOOOOO
Mum:
THEY ARE LITERALLY THE SAME PERSON
Kurt:
I am actually dating Blaine Anderson this is the best thing ever
Lesbean:
actually guys I really like Santana
Kurt:
she's aight
Kurt:
I really like Blaine
Mum:
DEMI LAVATO IS ON HERE WHAT
Lesbian:
yeah
Mum:
I didn't know she was blonde
Kurt:
I really love the Beatles so these episodes are def my fav like omg
Mum:
I want to be Glee
Mum:
yASSS GO STONER BRETT YOU WIN PROM KING BOO YASSSS
Kurt:
it was rigged you shit Blaine should have won
Mum:
I now dipshit
Kurt:
I want a Tina
Blaine:
she's the Asian one right?
Kurt:
yeah and she's Blaine's best friend and he calls her queen
Blaine:
I want a Tina
Mum:
I LOVE HEY JUDE SO MUCH AHHH TINA U SLAYYY BOO
Mum:
I think James is my Tina
Lesbian:
heck ye
Lesbian:
Frank is the Blaine to my Tina
Mum:
yasss boo
Mum:
tbh I really do love Jane Lynch
Kurt:
same
Kurt:
YASS LADY HUMMEL
Kurt:
IT MEEEEE
Mum:
I love his voice omg
Mum:
it's higher than Ryan and Brendon.
Sun:
I'd be offended but it's true
Moon:
fr though
Sun:
gtg Ryan and Kara and me are going to the movies
Moon:
Yee gtg my doods
Kurt:
oH MY GOD THE EPISODE WHERE FINN DIED IM CRYING
Mum:
same 😢
Kurt:
gtg I'm going to cry with frank
Mum:
^
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I'm crying guys I'm addicted to glee