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Mike (Mike) Bungee
He had measured the way from the bridge to the ground and had forgotten to shorten the rope's length for the extension path when he would jump. When he dropped, the cord was way too long for him to be safe. - heartwritings
First correct answer: EquestrianShadow
Best answer: breakingmoons-
He bought it online, what did he expect?
November 11, 2017
110401 is Ollie's birthday, November 4th, 2001. Therefore, he turned 16 the week before. Plus, who took Ollie to the driving test, if both parents had both cars? - helloimapplejuice
First correct answer: NalaBear560
Best answer: Christinea_
"Oh well, more cake for me."
followed by
Is there still going to be cake?
Divorce
They did a test on the wife's body and found that the water in her lungs was not dam water, but tap water, concluding she was murdered at home.
First correct answer: Ravenclaw_girl02 (the sorting hat sorted you well)
Best Answer: BananaBunny999
CEREAL KILLER
Oh Captain, My Captain
The soup he received from his crew was not albatross, but one of his sailors, which he soon discovered once he had a spoonful of actual albatross soup at the pub.
First correct answer: SoullessSkin
Best answer: RuThlesS_BeAtS
Cause he forgot he was vegan
Only Dead Fish Go With The Flow
No one put down the ladder and when everyone jumped into the lake it raised the boat. No one could climb up and they were in the middle of the lake, so it caused them to drown.
First correct answer: zeFuchs
Best answer: GodOfRandomness
I don't know? Stomach cramps, those are deadly.
Home Alone
Thalia does not have a brother, Ethan is her cousin.
First correct answer: MrsNValdez
Best answer: TylerHoeseph
I got this notification and i'm like "hell yeah an update!" Looked at the title, currently home alone.
Not today Satan
Not today.
Taken
It was Azumi, for two reasons. First, she said she was captured three months ago even though the kidnappings only started two months ago. Second, an Asian's natural hair colour is black, therefore, her's being blonde, must have been an imposter.
First correct answer: ihavenofckinglife
Best answer: sinsofa
Liam Neeson lost his daughter again smh
Footprints
It was Wesley, he passed through the park and therefore went through dirt on his way to Horatio. Yes, the gay one is innocent.
First correct answer: NalaBear560
Best answer: cheeky_fries
Fred cause he sounds Irish and no Irish man has mud free boots
Should've Stayed In Bed
The water was poisoned, not the pill.
First correct answer: Introverted_Dream
Best answer: mysticalchips
this is the part where Helen knew she f*cked up
Trick-Or-Treat
It was Martin. He had given her all the warnings etc therefore he would've been able to kill her.
First correct answer: parkmanggaetteok
Best answer: bubberybutter
Shrek killed her.
Sherlock Holmes: NalaBear560
Jane Marple: everyone's a comedian here.