9 months ago, you had told Mark you were pregnant with your first child. Now before that, Mark had ALWAYS pulled these annoying little pranks on you. Pranks that would be as small as scaring you from behind the door every time you walked into a room, or something more complex but stupid like placing a bucket of water over the door when you walked in so it would spill on you.
After you told Mark you were pregnant, he put his pranking to a stop. Because obviously, who would be as cruel as to pull a prank on a pregnant lady? But every time he pulled one of his pranks on you, you swore revenge.
And today you were going to get that revenge.
2:30 a.m
You were on the couch watching Y/F/S and Mark came downstairs snuck up behind you and covered your eyes.
"I'm gonna be really corny and ask you 'guess who'?" Mark said trying to sound sexy. You started to laugh and play along.
"I'm gonna be really stupid and pretend like I don't know who this is." You shrugged your shoulders blushing. Mark chuckled.
"Well then I'm gonna uncover your eyes and kiss you on the forehead because I love you and I'm trying to be cute." Mark smiled and kissed your forehead as promised.
"Come to bed with me?" Mark asked. You whined a little bit.
"But I'm not sleepy.." You hid a smile. Mark rolled his and smiled.
"I could make you sleepy..." Mark said. You smirked.
"And how could you do that, huh?" You challenged.
"Oh lots of ways, goober." You laughed. Then you were about to say no again but then you remembered your vow to get revenge on him for all those little pranks and you thought of the perfect way to do so.
"And plus, you and him need your beauty rest." Mark held your stomach and you finally 'gave in'.
"Ugh fine, but you better help me fall asleep then!" You pointed at him as he ran up the stairs to get to your bedroom.
"Yes ma'am!" Mark yelled. You waited for him to close the door by the end of the staircase. As soon as you heard him close it, you quickly grabbed a water bottle from the fridge and tucked it under your shirt. Luckily, you were wearing one of Mark's t-shirts considering the fact that your shirts didn't quite fit anymore because of the baby bump so it was easy to hide.
You walked up the stairs and into your room and saw Mark was already in bed, looking through his phone. Then he looks up and spots you.
"Alright, off to sleepy town we go!" Mark yelled. You walked to your side of the bed and laid back.
"Your excited to sleep, huh?" You smiled at him, you tried not to smile too much because you were so giddy from the prank you were about to pull.
"I'm excited to sleep with you!" Mark hugged you from behind and took a deep breath as he kissed your cheek. You giggled and kissed his lips as you turned off the lights.
"Your so crazy..." You smiled as you pretended to try and get to sleep.
"I'm so crazy for you, get it right." Mark chuckled and closed his eyes. You were going to wait a couple minutes before so he wouldn't suspect anything.
You grabbed the water bottle from under your shirt and opened it slowly. Then you poured a little of water onto the bed and in between your legs. Then you took the now empty water bottle and hid it under your pillow. Then your started to fake a panic. You gasped loudly as you started to shake Mark.
"Mark..." You said. As he just groaned. You shook him harder.
"Mark!" You yelled as he finally woke up a bit.
"What? I'm sleeping..." Mark said groggily.
"I have something to tell you but you have to remain calm."
"I'm calm.." Mark said not paying attention. You took a deep breath.
"My water just broke... FUCK!!" You yelled loudly as you faked a contraction. Mark suddenly hopped out the bed and went into a full blown panic. He ran to your side of the bed and pulled the covers off you and noticed the pool of water that you poured all over you.
"This is impossible!! Your not due for another 2 weeks!!" Mark screamed and scrambled around the room. You started to fake a mass amount of pain.
"It doesn't matter now, Mark! He's coming goddamnit!! AH SHIT!! HELP ME, ASSHOLE!!" You screamed trying to hold in your laugh as you gripped onto the bed sheets to make the 'pain' you felt look more believable.
"What do I do?!" Mark yelled running around.
"Why not call the fucking doctor bro!!" You closed your eyes tightly and screamed again. Mark picked up his phone and called your doctor.
"Hello? Yes, I'm looking for Dr. Jacobs?!... Look, look, look my wife's water just broke and we need him right now!... No, no I don't want another doctor, we told him we aren't having this baby without him!" Mark screamed at whoever was on the phone.
You then started to arch your back and hold onto the bed harder as you screamed in 'agony' again.
"Mark!!" Mark then held your hand.
"Your gonna be okay, babe! Deep breaths, remember labor class?! The breathing bullshit that lady told us?! Just breath to the beat of um... We Will Rock You!" Mark said. You looked at him.
"We Will Rock You?! Really dude?!! I'm in labor and your telling me to breath to the sounds of rock music?!" You yelled.
"Well just find him..." Mark tried to sound calm but you noticed the sweat dripping from his forehead and decided that you should end his suffering.
"AH!! Mark!! I should probably tell you something before he comes!" You started.
"Okay fine, we'll take any doctor then!" Mark yelled in panic. You held his hand tighter.
"I should probably tell you that I'm not really in labor and this is all a big 'fuck you'!" You screamed as more 'contractions' hit.
"Okay okay fine, we can be there in the ne-" Mark then stopped what he was saying to look over at you in disbelief as you had finally stopped screaming and laid on your back against your pillow and the headboard of the bed, you were still holding his hand lightly as you smirked at him. Not saying a word.
Mark's mouth was agape as he remembered he was on the phone with a nurse.
"I'll call you back..." Mark then hung up the phone. Mark dropped the phone to look at you some more.
"This was a prank..." Mark said.
"This was a prank..." You kept smirking at him.
"This was all a big 'fuck you'?" Mark asked.
"Fuck you." You said in a sing-song voice. You swung yours and Mark's hands back and fourth. Mark ran his hand through his hair. Mark tried to sound calm.
"May I ask why?" Mark smiled down at the floor.
"Remember all those little fucking pranks you'd pull on me before I was pregnant?" You asked him.
"Yes..."
"And remember when I swore I'd get my revenge?" You smirked.
"Yes..."
You took the empty water bottle out from under your pillow and held it up for him to see.
"Surprise, bitch. Your revenge has arrived"
"This is your revenge?" Mark asked in disbelief.
"On a silver. fucking. platter." You smiled innocently at the now brown haired man. It took him a minute to process what just happened. Then he unfroze.
"YOU SICK LITTLE FUCK!!" Mark ripped his hand out from yours and walked to the side with his hands on his head. You laughed loudly and pointed your finger at him.
"Ha Ha I pranked youuuuu!" You said in a sing-song voice as he returned to his side of the bed.
"I'm gonna get you for this." Mark warned.
"Oh yeah right, you could never top this." You laid on your back.
"Oh I'm soooooooooo getting you back for this!" Mark growled. You then hugged him tightly but he didn't return it and just pouted while laying on his back.
"Maybe now you'll think twice before pranking me." You smirked as you closed your eyes and laid your head on Mark's chest.
"After that?! Never. If anything, I'll be pulling them a lot more often."
"Like I said.. your never gonna top it. No matter how hard you try." You smiled.
"Oh we'll see about that." Mark pulled you up towards his face and connected your foreheads together and smirked at you.
"Oh yes, we'll see about that." You smirked right back at him.
"This. Means. War." You both said together.
Oh boy, your little one we'll pick up a lot of great schemes from the two of you. 😈😎
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OMG YAY!! This is the first story that I'm writing that's from a request from this cutie: ⬇️
Requested by: theREDflannel
Everyone show her some love for this awesome story part! I'm definitely gonna have some fun proof reading this one! Have a blessed day/night guys! ILY!
~Quincey 😎💕