South Park One Shots

By patheticyetaesthetic

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you might think i'm pathetic bc i write south park fanfiction instead of sleeping and might be madly in love... More

boring part that you dont have to read
Just a Jew ; Kyle Broflovski
It's Only the Ghetto ; Kenny McCormick
Adopted by the Broflovskis ; Kyle Broflovski ; Part 1/2
Cartman's Diary ; Eric Cartman
T-T-Tappin' That Ass ; Jimmy Valmer
Adopted by the Broflovskis ; Kyle Broflovski ; Part 2/2
Fine ; Kyle Broflovski
Wendy's Threats ; Stan Marsh
Gingervitas ; Kyle Broflovski
Respect my Authoritah ; Eric Cartman
Parters in Crime ; Eric Cartman
53 ; Kenny McCormick
Rumors Fled ; Kenny McCormick
Just Fine ; Kyle Broflovski
Girls Rule (for the most part) ; Kenny McCormick ; Part 1/3
Girls Rule (for the most part) ; Kenny McCormick ; Part 2/3
Girls Rule (for the most part) ; Kenny McCormick ; Part 3/3
Loser ; Eric Cartman
"She's Gone" ; Kenny McCormick

Valentine's Day ; Stan Marsh

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By patheticyetaesthetic

You simply waited at your typical bus stop, making casual conversation with the four boys.

"I'm just big boned!" Cartman, once again, screamed at Stan, who just laughed. Kenny snorted and exchanged a cheeky glance to you.

Your phone buzzed with a text, and because you forgot to put the ringer down, all four boys turned to you, still giggling.

You picked up the phone and sighed at the text.

"Who are you texting?" Stan asked, annoyed.

"Just Wendy," I rolled my eyes as I read the text.

WENDY: Hey gurl!!!!!! Remember, TOMORROW is Valentine's day!! Bebe and I are on our way to get you a hot bf, just you wait ;)

"What did she say?" Stan asked, eyes wide at your annoyed expression.

"Nothing, uh, you can read it," You handed over your phone which they all huddled around and read the message.

"That's so annoying," Kyle told you. "Don't worry about it, it's not like you have to go anyway."

"I guess," You told him, still wishing you had a date.

• • •

"Hey girl!" Wendy greeted you as you walked into class with Stan. Her eyes instantly fueled with jealousy as you smiled to him.

"Oh, hey Wendy!" You pretended to be excited to see her.

"Hey Stan," She took his arm and walked off to the opposite side of the classroom.

You simply sighed watching him walk away with her. Your eyes became watery again but instead you wiped them away and looked to Kenny, who was talking with Kyle.

"Hey guys," You greeted them in a small tone.

"Aye," Kenny laughed.

"You always act different around her," Cartman rolled his eyes.

"Hey shut it fat ass!" Kenny snapped then turned to you.

"Sorry bout that," He laughed again.

But soon Mr Garison came in and began the lesson, meaning you all had to sit and *gag* pay attention. You couldn't help but notice Stan's glances from across the room.

• • •

"Lunchtime, finally!" Cartman stood up and wobbled to the door. You heard Kenny giggle.

You followed Kyle to lunch, as he was your best friend. You guys talked about everything and anything, including Stan and Wendy. He was the only one who know that you liked Stan. Okay, that was an exaggeration... That you really, really liked him.

"Y/N!" You heard Wendy shout. "Sit with us for a while."

"So, operation getting Y/N a hot bf is commencing! And guess who it is... Kyle!!" Wendy screamed. You glanced over to Kyle to see him look over after hearing his name. You shrugged to him as he rolled his eyes.

"Wait what-" Bebe started.

"But we're best friends-" You began.

"You are not best friends with a boy, honey. We are your best friends, they're just toys!" Wendy yelled, but still remained bubbly.

"Uh, Wendy?!" Bebe screamed. "You chose Kyle?! Kyle likes me!"

"Awe, Bebe, he doesn't," Wendy smiled.

"Wendy?! How could you do this to me?" She told her, tears in her eyes.

"The other girls and I discussed this, and it's the only guy who's cool but also nice that's in Y/N's league," Wendy responded calmly. Bebe huffed and ran out. You were tempted to run after her but Bebe's a bitch so nah.

"Okay, I'll go talk to him for you," Wendy left the table, leaving you with a bunch of girls you haven't really spoken with.

"Oh, hey Heidi," You noticed a familiar face.

"Huh?!" She snapped out of a small faze.

"Were you just staring at Cartman?" You couldn't help but giggle.

"Oh, no, I'm just tired," She responded with wide eyes, then she pulled out her phone to tweet something.

"Good news!" Wendy placed her hand on your shoulder. "Kyle likes you!"

"What?!" You stood up after hearing the news. You speed walked to Kyle but then hesitated with words.

"Hey," Was all you could make out.

"Hey," He responded. "Sorry, I should have told you sooner. This is all just coming so fast and I know how much you like-"

"It's fine," You quickly cut him off, hoping Stan didn't hear anything. "Thank you."

You hugged him close to me, just thankful you have such an amazing best friend. You didn't realize he liked you.

Suddenly, we both heard a scream from the corner of the table, causing Kyle to grab ahold of your waist and you to wrap my arms around his shoulder.

"Stop over reacting!" Stan whispered at Wendy, who was now screaming and crying.

"It was her, wasn't it?!" Wendy yelled at him.

"What are you-" Stan began, but Wendy took off, hands over her eyes.

Stan turned to you.

"I think you're in luck," Kyle whispered to me. Your heart fluttered while it sunk. You didn't know that's what Kyle thought of you.

"Sorry about that," Stan walked over to Kyle and you, both quickly taking our hands off of each other.

"What was that all about?" You asked him, smoothing your black skater skirt out.

"She was going to the dance with Token, then I got mad, and I don't know, I guess we're not together anymore," He told both of you.

"Aw, I'm sorry, that sucks," You told him.

"Are you kidding? No one likes Wendy, I'm free again!" He laughed.

"Who are you going with for the Valentine's day dance then?" Kyle asked Stan and glanced to you. You couldn't have asked for a better best friend.

"I want to ask someone but I think they'll say no," Stan looked to the ground.

"Oh," You analyzed what he said and sat down next to Kenny, trying not to spring up and ask who that was.

• • •

The day closed to an end after another boring topic of Mr Garison's. You just followed along and tried to think of some way to smile. Just as you did, it started to rain.

You walked out of South Park Elementary looking down at your now soaked white converse. You continued walking down the path when you heard a familiar voice.

"Y/N!" Stan called from behind you. You spun around and wiped away a tear stain. He caught up with you and smiled.

"Thought we could share an umbrella," He suggested, and you didn't even realize he had one over his head until now.

"Sure," You smile at him as he hovered the umbrella over you. You simply smile at him as he walked you down the path.

"I heard about the whole Kyle thing," He told you, sighing.

"Oh," Was all you could say. "Sorry."

"Why are you apologizing?" He laughed. "It's fine, you two will be cute together."

"I don't like him," I told him, sighing.

"You don't?" Stan asked. "Everyone told me-"

"Wendy's trying to get me wth him," You told him quietly. He stopped walking, allowing you to get a little wet before walking backwards a step.

"She's so fucking jealous," Stan muttered. For some reason, you understood what he meant.

"I'm sorry," You told him.

"Don't be, it's her fault! I don't like her anymore, I'm happy to be done with the relationship," He told me, continuing our strides to his house.

"Do you want to hang out or something? I just don't want you to walk home in the cold," He noticed you shivering against the aggressive winds.

"Um, sure," You laughed. You walked into his home to see a teenage girl with braces and disheveled hair.

"Hey twerp! Oh, is this the girl you talk about with your friends! She's out of your league-" The girl began.

"Don't mind her!" Stan cut her off, pulling on your arm to walk you up the stairs.

"And this," Stan opened up his door. "Is my room."

You stared around the purple colored room, swing a poster or two. His closet was open and there were a few coats hanging.

"Wow," You said, imagining what it would be like if both you and him were laying-

"Oh hi sweetie!" His mom burst into his room, scaring you both half to death. Stan grabbed your shoulder as you breathed short breaths.

"Mom! You scared us," Stan yelled.

"Sorry honey, well look at that, you've got a friend over. Who... Who is this?" Her voice was high and annoying.

"Just a friend, mom," His voice was annoyed.

"Okay, dear, leave the door open, won't you?" She left the door wide open, just for Stan to close it again.

"Sorry about that," He took off his backpack and sat on the bed. "Want to study?"

"Sure," You smiled, sitting next to him. But soon enough, you both got distracted.

"Terrence and Phillip is on!" Stan exclaimed at his watch. "Sorry."

"No, I've always wanted to watch that show! Turn it on," You told him, and eventually, you were both cuddling on the bed after watching seven episodes of your new favorite show.

Then, Wendy texts you.

"Ugh," you open up your phone as you lean your head on Stan's shoulder. You read the text silently.

WENDY: Hey gurl!!! Remember lunch today, omg crying. Buttttt I heard that you and Kyle won't work out, but rumor has it you walked home with MY stan?! Oh, you shouldn't have done that!!

Stan sighed, reading the text too. Your thumbs hit the keyboard.

Y/N: You decided to go to the dance with Token while you were dating him, I think I'm good.

"Is that good?" You whispered to Stan as he read the text.

"Yup," He told you as you nuzzled into him, sending the text. You received no response. You even began to fall asleep on top of Stan when his dad entered the room.

"Hey, it's getting a little late isn't it," He trailed off before switching on the light. "OH MY GOD A GIRL!"

You and Stan sat there, your head still on his shoulder, as you watched Mr Marsh, shirtless, stand in shock. He had a black beard hang against his pale skin, and you just hoped Stan wouldn't look like that one day.

"Uh... Hey," Was all you said.

"Stanley! You didn't tell me you had a girlfriend! So why'd you stay in your room all day, what'd you do to her?" He asked him, as you sat straight, scared that Stan was just planning on "doing something" to you.

"Nothing, dad! She's not my girlfriend!" Stan reminded both of you.

"Oh," Was all Mr Marsh said. "Well it's getting late, time to go home."

"I'll walk her home," Stan added and jumped out of the bed with you.

"Okay, just be home before one," He reminded you as you both rushed out of the house.

"Wait Stan!" You heard. "It's midnight already! You should get bed-"

"Tonight was fun," You told Stan as soon as he rushed to close the door. The rain had cleared up, making it humid and wet.

"I couldn't agree more," He sighed.

"Oh, wow, it's already Valentine's day," You say, acting like you're surprised.

"The Valentine's Day dance is today," He trailed off.

"Yeah, I won't be going," You told him. "No one to go with."

"Want to... Go together?" He asked you, slowing down his steps.

"Like, as a date?" You asked him.

"Only if you want to," He quickly said.

"Of course I want to," You giggled as you both walked up your driveway.

His face turned around, showing happiness and excitement.

"Oh, well, I'll see you tomorrow then," He smiled, and you hugged him. He turned his head to peck you on the cheek, then quickly walked down the driveway. You giggled as you watched him walk away.

• • •

Throughout thewhole school day, Y/N sat alone. You we're worrying over everything, from how you looked to what you ate to Wendy. Rumor has it that Wendy's girl group was matching in pink dresses for the dance, all neon with matching heart beanies.

You decided to eat lunch alone today, in bathroom possibly? You were walking to it as you heard someone say your name, turning around, you saw Stan.

"Hey," He walked up to you and smiled.

"Hey," You responded.

"C'mon, let's go to lunch," He grabbed your hand and you guys began to walk to his table.

"Hey, Y/N," Kyle sighed, but then smiled. "I heard about you and Stan."

"Sorry," You apologized.

"Are you serious? You guys are adorable together, don't let me get in the way," Kyle responded. You knew he would only do that for you.

You smiled at Stan, just for Kenny to whisper to him and give him a sly smile.

"What does that mean?" He responded, just for Kenny to burst out laughing.

• • •

The day edged to an end as the dance crawled closer. The final bell rung and you all headed to the gym area, where you slipped into the bathroom to change. Unfortunately, Wendy's girl group went in as you were in there too.

You slipped out of the stall, wearing a (come up with your own description-from fancy to casual. here's what I came up with, but please think of something that you like! <3) lacy, short white dress with gold tints. You let your hair down from your half up half down to reveal its curls, and you put my shoes into white converse to make it more casual, but still cute.

Wendy watched you as you set down your makeup.

"You're really going to where that?" She asked sassily. "Stan would never like that. Maybe Kyle, though."

You thought for a moment, would Stan really like what you were wearing? But then you turned to her, just to snort at there pink matching dresses with the heart patterned beanies. Not even Kenny would want to fuck that. Nah Kenny would.

"Have you looked in the mirror?" You laugh.

"Yes, and we look amazing," She spun around in the mirror. "Bebe, getting ready to ask out Kyle tonight?"

"Of course!" Bebe responded. You held in a burst of laughter as you began to blend your eyeshadow.

Soon enough, you walked out to the gym to see almost everyone already outside, Kyle sitting patiently on the bleachers, still wearing his green hat. You spotted Stan right next to him, wearing, oh my God, a suit. You've never even imagined him in a suit before (or have you idk your fantasies).

"Hey guys," You walked over to them. They looked up just to smile. Stan ran forward and greeted me, taking my hand.

"I like your dress," He said awkwardly. I glanced to Kyle who was still in awe.

"Thanks, you look pretty good yourself," I turned back to him. Kyle's face, which was just in the corner of your eye, hinted jealousy, but you couldn't see past the smile on his face. He obviously was happy for you.

A slow song turned on, and Stan lead you to the middle. He wrapped his arms to your hips as you hung yours on his shoulders.

"I've never been to a dance before," You told him as your mind cleared.

"Me neither," He whispered. "You look beautiful."

You could only smile at his compliment that he trembled. You were both nervous, but so comfortable with each other.

"Awe," Stan looked to the side, then turned you around to face it. "Kenny!"

You squinted to see Kenny with another girl, still wearing his orange hoodie, but also a suit himself.

"I wouldn't like to go to his house tonight," I laughed.

"Why not?" Stan was clueless.

"Anyway," You trailed off, then laughed to yourself, putting your arms, once again, on his shoulders.

"Thanks," You smiled at him.

"It wasn't all me," He shrugged. "After this do you want to watch some Terrence and Phillip with me at my house?"

"Of course," You leaned in, pushing your forehead against yours.

He leaned close enough to kiss you, eyes closed. When he leaned out, he immediately giggled at your shocked face, as you heard Wendy shout from across the gym. You didn't care.

After the dance that ended too quickly, you walked to Stan's house in the rain, and eventually you both fell asleep with each other after watching several too many episodes of the new season of Terrence and Phillip.

THE ENDDDDDD :))
Tell me what you thought and give me suggestions!
-Julia 2/7/17

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