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1/18/17
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Direct Message from ReginaOfLocksley to RobinOfLocksley
ReginaOfLocksley: ROBIN
RobinOfLocksley: You're not releasing a Kraken at the inauguration
ReginaOfLocksley: This wasn't about that, but now that you mention it.....
RobinOfLocksley: So what IS this about?
ReginaOfLocksley:
RobinOfLocksley: Still not letting you release the Kraken
ReginaOfLocksley: Still not what this is about
RobinOfLocksley: Still wondering what this IS about?
ReginaOfLocksley: I need help
RobinOfLocksley: With...?
ReginaOfLocksley: Who do you think is best fit to mayor this town excluding me?
RobinOfLocksley: This does not sound good what are you planning
ReginaOfLocksley: Just answer the question
RobinOfLocksley: I guess probably Ashley and Thomas or Aurora and Philip
ReginaOfLocksley: Okay
ReginaOfLocksley: Do you know where they're going to be after January 20th?
RobinOfLocksley: Not in a universe where a Kraken interrupted the inauguration
ReginaOfLocksley: Please forget about the Kraken for 2 seconds
ReginaOfLocksley: Now answer
RobinOfLocksley: I don't know, why?
ReginaOfLocksley: Someone needs to be the mayor after we leave
ReginaOfLocksley: And we don't really have a choice to stay because I don't want this getting any worse, so.....
RobinOfLocksley: Ask them where they're planning on going
ReginaOfLocksley: Yeah, but that's awkward
RobinOfLocksley: Regina, you're literally the mayor
ReginaOfLocksley: Fine, I'll ask
ReginaOfLocksley: Hey Robin
RobinOfLocksley: Yes?
ReginaOfLocksley: Look, it's your fake daughter and my fake husband
ReginaOfLocksley:
RobinOfLocksley: What?
ReginaOfLocksley: what
ReginaOfLocksley: Bye, I'm gonna go talk to Ashley and Aurora
RobinOfLocksley: Still don't understand what Newt has that I don't
ReginaOfLocksley: He would let me release the Kraken at the inauguration
ReginaOfLocksley: Bye 👋🏼
RobinOfLocksley: I knew this was about the Kraken....
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Direct Message from GraceHatter to AvaZimmer, HenryMills, NicolasZimmer, ThatVioletGirl
GraceHatter: Hello fellow people my age
HenryMills: Technically, Violet and I are like 18 years younger than the rest of you
GraceHatter: Hello fellow people who look the same age as I look
GraceHatter: We have very important things to discuss today!
AvaZimmer: Like....?
GraceHatter: Like what happens after January 20th?
NicolasZimmer: Depends whose parents were serious about moving and whose weren't
HenryMills: Yeah, well my entire family still seems pretty serious about moving to the Land of Untold Stories, so......
HenryMills: Especially after what happened back in early December, when we had to stop the Un-Revolt....
HenryMills: It's like my mom and Robin feel like they NEED to go to the LoUS, but won't tell anyone why
GraceHatter: That's weird....
ThatVioletGirl: It's true, though
NicolasZimmer: So Henry's moving, what about everyone else?
ThatVioletGirl: I think my dad is going to give in here pretty soon, which means I'll be in the LoUS as well
AvaZimmer: When did we start calling it the LoUS?
HenryMills: Since I got too lazy to type it all out
GraceHatter: So I might be able to convince my dad to move, but what about Ava and Nic?
AvaZimmer: I think our dad is planning on staying...
NicolasZimmer: Unless he can fix cars in the LoUS
GraceHatter: I've never been there, so I wouldn't know
HenryMills: It's actually possible he could get a job fixing cars
AvaZimmer: So there are cars there?
ThatVioletGirl: Yes
ThatVioletGirl: But it's weird
HenryMills: There modern cars, cars that are from like the 1950s and cars that look like they were some of the first types of car
ThatVioletGirl: And there's also carriages and horse and buggies
HenryMills: Since it's like a mash up of a bunch of stories, it's got pretty much everything
ThatVioletGirl: Everything except Trump
HenryMills: Which means it's a good place to go
GraceHatter: So, do you two think you can convince your dad to move?
NicolasZimmer: We can try
GraceHatter: Then I'll get to work on convincing my dad
GraceHatter: LoUS, HERE WE COME!!
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Direct Message from AnonymousUser112416 to ReginaOfLocksley
AnonymousUser112416: Regina
ReginaOfLocksley: Yes?
AnonymousUser112416: It's the eighteenth
ReginaOfLocksley: I'm well aware
ReginaOfLocksley: I'm not leaving Storybrooke yet though, I can't
ReginaOfLocksley: I'm giving a farewell address on the 20th
ReginaOfLocksley: I just don't know what to say yet
AnonymousUser112416: And you'll be coming clean about why you have to leave?
ReginaOfLocksley: That was the plan, yes
AnonymousUser112416: And then you'll help me get back home, just like you did with him?
ReginaOfLocksley: Yes
ReginaOfLocksley: I promise
ReginaOfLocksley: You know, you don't have to act so professional all the time
AnonymousUser112416: It's the only way the people of the Land of Untold Stories respect me
ReginaOfLocksley: Well, you won't be ruling them much longer
AnonymousUser112416: I know, but until the 20th, I must pretend to be their Queen
ReginaOfLocksley: I admire you for doing this
AnonymousUser112416: Admire?
AnonymousUser112416: I'm only eighteen, how can you admire me?
ReginaOfLocksley: For starters, you took control of the Land of Untold Stories in a peaceful manner, and the citizens respect you, which you accomplished all without marrying into anything
ReginaOfLocksley: Also, you haven't decided to learn dark magic from any evil sorcerers, which is a plus
AnonymousUser112416: I take it you were a young Queen too?
ReginaOfLocksley: I was eighteen, like you
ReginaOfLocksley: But I was forced into it through a marriage I didn't want to be a part of
ReginaOfLocksley: I didn't really feel like a Queen until Leopold died
ReginaOfLocksley: And I wasn't a very good Queen either
AnonymousUser112416: But you're a good leader now?
ReginaOfLocksley: I had a change of heart
AnonymousUser112416: I'm glad
ReginaOfLocksley: So, I'll see you again on the 20th?
AnonymousUser112416: Yes
AnonymousUser112416: We'll see each other again on the twentieth
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1/19/17
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Direct Message from AugustBooth to LilyPage
AugustBooth: Hey
LilyPage: No
AugustBooth: All I said was "Hey"
LilyPage: No
AugustBooth: Why are you shutting me out?!
LilyPage: Because I'm leaving tomorrow, and I don't want to make that any harder than it already has to be
AugustBooth: You heard Emma's suggestion though, maybe we could have a long distance relationship
LilyPage: Not even the Locksleys could have a successful long distance relationship
AugustBooth: That was because of A&E, we all know that
AugustBooth: If A&E let Robin be himself, I'm certain they would've had a long distance relationship that was actually successful
LilyPage: Fair enough
AugustBooth: So....
LilyPage: My answer is still no
LilyPage: I know me and I know I would suck at a long distance relationship, and you don't deserve to suffer through that
AugustBooth: I would suffer through anything for you
LilyPage: I know
LilyPage: Which is why this has to end
AugustBooth: Lily.....
LilyPage: I'm sorry, August
AugustBooth: So is that it? We've officially broken up now?
LilyPage: I guess so
AugustBooth: Goodbye, Lily
LilyPage: Goodbye, August
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Direct Message from BelleGold to MrGold
BelleGold: Rumple
MrGold: Yes, dear?
BelleGold: I found mugs we need
MrGold: Oh really?
BelleGold: Yes
BelleGold:
MrGold: And you want these so badly because......?
BelleGold: Because then we can have matching mugs and they make a heart and they're really cute
MrGold: Ah
BelleGold: So can we get them?
BelleGold: pleeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaase?
BelleGold:
MrGold: Maybe
BelleGold:
MrGold: Yeah, I'm starting to think this was a bad idea.....
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A/N: So what happened back in December with stopping the Un-Revolt, why do the Locksleys need to move to the Land of Untold Stories, and who is AnonymousUser112416? Find out tomorrow in Once on Instagram II!! (as long as Trump doesn't destroy the world before I can publish it...)