Liam: we will just never learn will we
Louis: nope
Luke: WHO WANTS TO KNOW A SECRET
Niall: me me me me
Michael: secrets I love secrets
Ashton: I know what this secret is
Harry: well then IT AINT A SECRET IF ASHTON KNOWS
Luke: ugh just.
Calum: this is very important I'm guessing
Luke: yes of COURSE
Niall: has it got to do with the whole " mystery " thing like have you done something??
Luke: nope
Ashton: oh thank god
Luke: I thought you knew what this is about?
Ashton: yeah just checking
Louis: we all still have to vote on who we think it is about
Michael: yes I did have a long think about this one
Liam: so did I
Harry: I'm just gonna say the first person that comes to my head honestly
Calum: BE LIKE HARRY EVERYONE
Luke: ahem anyways
Niall: oh yes Luke sorry, what's your secret
Louis: ooh
Luke: IM 20 TODAY
Ashton: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY, I LOVE YOU ❤️❤️
Niall: Happy Birthday mate 👍🏼
Louis: hip hip hooray
Harry: happiest birthdays to you, All the love.
Calum: Happy birthday mate, love you like a brother.
Michael: HAPPY DAMN BIRTHDAY, WHERE R U
Liam: happy b day
Luke: Um we go to the same places?
Niall: ANYWAY LETS VOTE
Me: alright so I need you all to private message me and say who you want, in this order
Ashton
Calum
Harry
Liam
Louis
Luke
Michael
Niall
Ashton: you put them in alphabetical order in first names -.-
Me: ITS FOR THE EFFECT ASSTON
Luke: alright here we go
Me: that's my line Luke, my FOOKING line
Luke: sorry
Me: Ashton, message me
Me: OMFG I CANT BELIEVE I JUST ASKED ASHTON IRWIN TO MESSAGE ME IM LIKE DYING HERE
Ashton: *Sigh*
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Private message between the guys & Me
Ashton
Me: I LOVE YOU
Me: YOUR BEAUTIFUL
Me: I WANT YOU TO KISS ME ON THE LIPS AND THE FOREHEAD AND MY CHEEK ( MY BUTT OR FACE EITHER ONE WILL DO )
Ashton: woah okay um I should just leave
Me: I'm joking I'm joking AHEM so who's your pick
Ashton: Harry
Me: okay babe thanks
Ashton: I am not your....
Me: SHH LUKE DOESN'T HAVE TO KNOW
Calum
Me: cal cal
Calum: AYE HI
Me: hi
Calum: so....
Me: PICK WHO U WANT OUT WELL NOT OUT BUT LIKE WHO U THINK IS A GONER
Calum: Luke
Me: thanks Coloum
Calum: IT WAS ONE TIME 😂
Me: yeah yeah whatever you say
Me: damn I'm so calm with you, that's weird as
Calum: WHAT?
Me: nothing....
Harry
Harry: " me "
Me: Harry you can just say my name
Harry: I don't know your name ?
Me: it's Courtney Harry, it's Courtney ( A.N this is my actual name guys BAHAHA )
Me: WELL my last name isn't Harry but I wish it was hahaha omfg I'm rambling again wtf I'm gonna stop
Harry: yeah, awkward.
Me: *gulp* so who's your pick?
Harry: Niall
Me: thank you good looking
Harry: hahaha thanks
Liam
Me: LEEYAM
Me: LIMA BEAN
Me: I ATE A CHICKEN BURGER
Me: I wanted you to know that
Me: you probably don't care but
Me: it just had to be said
Liam: your right
Liam: it had to be said
Me: LIAM OMG OMG OMG
Me: so just pick bruh
Liam: did you just
Liam: ugh um Niall
Me: I'm telling him
Me: sucker muahahahaha
Louis
Me: Lewis
Me: Lou Lou
Me: LOU EE
Me: Do you ship #couis
Me: because I damn do
Louis: who tf is couis??
Me: you next beard
Louis: oh god not another
Me: yes ANOTHER
Me: anywho pick a suspect
Louis: idk man
Louis: Michael?
Me: THATS ALL I EVER WANTED
Louis: pls don't start singing
Me: well fine
Louis: good.
Me: singahobic freak
Louis: EXCUSE ME?
Me: you read me
Michael
Michael: let's get started
Me: WHOOP THERE HE IS
Me: I'm so done with this already
Me: can't we do this some other time
Me: I'm legit on 5%
Michael: I WANNA DO IT NOW
Me: oh god okay hurry up choose someone
Michael: Ashton
Me: thanks for that
Me: now be gone
Niall
Me: last one thank god
Niall: well I'm highly offended
Me: hey, I didn't name you Niall blame your parents
Niall: don't bring my mummy and daddy into this
Me: I didn't say Liam?
Niall: omfg let's just get this over and done with
Niall: I lick Liam
Niall: UGH PICK
Me: don't lie Niall you also lick him
Niall: okay true
Me: wow okay I was only kidding but yep
Niall: yeah
Me: same
Niall: YOLO
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GROUP CHAT IS BACK
Me: I'm going to announce the votes and who voted for who
Me: your about to be EXPOSED
Ashton: great
Liam: can't wait
Me: so much enthusiasm
Me: So Michael someone voted you
Michael: ew wtf
Me: it was Louis
Louis: SORRY MICHAEL
Me: you are wrong Louis, very very wrong
Michael: YAY NO DRAMA
Calum: YES MIKEY
Me: I'm gonna make this so quick okay because I'm on 2%
Me: Ashton picked Harry
Calum picked Luke
Harry picked Niall
Liam picked Niall
Louis picked well you know
Luke picked wait I forgot Luke OMFG SORRY BDAY BOY BRB FAM BRB
Luke: I was so confused as to why you were announcing it
Me: LUKE JUST SAY WHO U BELIEVE IT IS HERE OKAY
Luke: Calum
Calum: screw you
Ashton: IMMA DO THAT
Me: okay so Luke picked Calum
Michael picked Ashton
Niall picked Liam
Louis: NO ONE PICKED ME
Me: which is funny because the culprit is you
Me: you all suck
Me: dick
Louis: true
Harry: true
Luke: true
Ashton: true
Calum: true
Michael: true
Liam: true
Niall: true
Me: DONE SO WATCH OUT FOR THE DRAMA NEXT TIME YAS YAS YAS
Harry: good bye Courtney
Michael: who's Courtney
Harry: it's " me "
Luke: oh
Me: STFU HARRY
HARRY ;)