I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A S...

By I_am_a_psychopath

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Welcome to the main character's insanity and the ninja world! Lian Titen, the protagonist in this story, make... More

~Prologue~
First Day of the Academy
Fast Forward A Few Years...
Iruka-Sensei Always Ruins Prank-Time!
The Graduation Exam? Bring It On!
The Sorting Sensei!
Smoking Hurts
Slide to the Next Team
Yawn! Here We Go Again!
Test Time
The Results Are In...
We Don't Want Any More 'D'
Steve
To the Land of Waves!
Cow-Man vs Team 7 and annouying bridge builder [Part 1]
Cow-Man vs Team 7 and anouying bridge builder [Part 2]
Okay, who kindnapped me? Was it you?! ¬.¬ or you....<.<
THE MOST EPIC FLIGHT EVA!!!....and yes...I DID say sensai...
Damn you trees! And...STEVE!!!!!! AHHH!!
Die Sakura!!!........DIE!!!!
Wow, this? This is a normal day?
Ha Ha! You don't get a bed to sleep in Sakura! KARMA!
......I have no words.....just....yeah.....
My middle name is....
The little red-headed ninja
The starting fight and...Naruto...
Ugh...what happened?...oh, hi Haku...wait a second...WHAT?!?!?
The Sand Ninja
The Chunnin Exams? Sweetness!
Sakura's party
Yet another little random filler!!!....you probably hate me now...
The first test is...getting to the test -_-l l
Bring. It. On!
The First Exam is...a written one...of coarse...
Confusion in the exams!! Well...I am here so...
Into the Forest of Death
The Fight!!
The Sound Ninja? ...why didn't you kill Kabuto?
Story Time!
The Preliminary?!
Continue of the preliminary round
HARLEM SHAKE
Just another 'average' day
WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!?!?
Our latest prank XD
I need to find someone to train me!
Fido-Sensei
Arguements
Explaining to Naruto and Steve
Mini Mission: Getting Ramen!
The Truth
Time Skip!
Yet again, a filler! XD
I swear! This isn't a filler!
Let the Hunger Games BEGIN!
Well, this is fun...
Ugh! Why me?
What sort of 'revenge' IS THIS?!
The Story behind Fido and Rido Titen!
Akatsuki members aren't too terrible...
I'm Back!
This is the life!
The Search For Haku
The Search For Lian
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Yum....Sushi....
Let the Battle Commence
The Lian Rap!
Flappy Bird!
The Legends
Guess who's back...back again!
Cliffhangers, no more!
So much confusion!
Help me my friends!
Disaster of a Date
Happy Birthday Lian
The Last BBQ Together
That Stupid Duck!
You again?!
Turtles!
Esca-pe!
Yo! It's you guys! Slumber party!
I'm Back Fools!
Nat Should Change his Career
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Remember?
Promises
Absolutely Not?
IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG
Conspiracies!
A Lot Has Happened...
Thank You <3
~Epilogue~
HEADS UP

The Story behind Rido and Fido Titen! - NEXT TIME!

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By I_am_a_psychopath

(Lian's POV)

Sighing I ordered my fifth set of dango just watching my two brothers yelling at each other.

"YOU SAID WE WERE GONNA TAKE HER HOME!"

"I DON'T CARE! WE'VE JUST FOUND HER AND I DON'T WANT TO LOSE HER!"

"WHY?! YOU NEVER WENT TO CHECK UP ON HER!"

"AND YOU DID?!"

"THAT ISN'T THE POINT! WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY CARE?!"

"BECAUSE! SHE'S MY SISTER!"

"FIDO! THAT ISN'T A PROPER ANSWER!"

"Actually, it is!" I piped up.

"STAY OUT OF THIS!" the two yelled in union and then glared daggers at each other causing me and the waitress to sweatdrop.

"Are...are they okay?" she asked placing my plate of dango beside me.

I shrugged, "I'm not sure...don't worry about it though!"

"...okay." she said and cautiously walked back into the shop as the two continued to yell at each other.

"Wait a second..." Fido suddenly said and pointed at me, "HOW MANY DANGO HAVE YOU ORDERED!"

"More than I really neee, actually..." I realise and call the waitress back, "Can I get these to go?"

"Of coarse." she nodded and walked away.

"THAT ISN'T THE POINT!!!!" Fido yelled with anime veins appearing.

"So, where are we going?" I asked walking up to them.

"Back"

"To"

"The"

"The"

"Konaha"

"Sound."

"AIN'T NO WAY I'M GOING TO THE SOUND?!" I screamed hiding behind Rido.

"Why?" Fido asked in confusion.

"Cause, they're leader is creepy and sold me out to Dai!" I explained making Rido tense.

"Told you he was bad news. Look what you got yourself into!" Rido yelled.

"You're no better! With that Akatsuki organisation!" Fido yelled.

"Wait...YOU'RE BOTH EVIL?!" I yelled in horror.

"Here's your dango, hun."

"Thanks!" I smile and wave at the nice lady.

"You are definetely bipolar..."

"Say something, brothers?" I glare.

"Nope..."

"Nothing dearest..."

"Love you guys!" I cheer ran away into the trees.

"Hey! Where're you going?!"

"Konaha!"

"GET BACK HERE AND PAY THE BILL!!"

"Yes ma'am...."

"MWAHAHAHAHA!!!!" I laugh.

"Come on, before he catches up." Rido says and starts to lead me through the forest.

- - - - - - - - - -

Throwing sticks into the fire, I looked up at the night sky and wondered how far away from the Leaf I was....

I miss Naruto...

...and Nat, and Gwen and Den and Kakashi and Sasuke and, dare I say it....

I MISS YOU SHIKAMARU!

I also miss Rythian! Can't forget about him! ;)

Smiling like an idiot to myself I sigh and just hope he's okay...

My smile fades as I start to think of other things...

Is the village okay?

Did everyone make it out of there alive?

Obviously people would have died but...was it anyone I held dear?

Did Fidoshi get his daughter out?

I need to try and get into contact with him...maybe he'll return to the leaf...

Or had he been cheated on and Orochimaru has...

"Hey, you alright?" Rido asked sitting beside me.

"Been better I guess..." I answer.

"Tell me what's up."

"...I dunno, the stars, the moon, a couple of clouds!" I grin making him sigh.

"Just like Fido..." he muttered.

"Do you think he's alright?" I asked worried, "I mean...we sort of ditched him..."

"He'll be fine!" Rido said with a wave of his hand.

(MEANWHILE)

"OH DEAR KAMI!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!?!" Fido cried on top of the tallest mountain in Suna.

- - - - - - -

"Can I ask you something?" I asked Rido.

"You just did." he smirked.

"Oh yeah, we're related." I grinned.

"Okay, shoot." Rido sighed.

"What happened?" I asked.

"Do you mean at the - "

"No, I mean before I was born." I answered making his eyes widden. "I want answers and seeing as nobody in my village has told me yet, I don't think they'll tell me now..."

Rido looked away with a sigh. "It's a long story..."

"Well, we've got some time to kill." I grin.

"Do you mean that literally?"

".....no."

"You're terrible at lying."

"Teach me to lie then!"

"Heh, you'll need to ask Fido for that." Rido smirked, "I can teach you to take words and twist them so you're still telling the truth but not the whole truth."

Making my mouth into an 'O' I then grinned and then froze and pointed an accusing finger at him.

"STOP TRYING TO CHANGE THE SUBJECT YOU DUCK!!!!"

"Duck?"

"Yeah...you know...quack quack..."

"You're so strange!" Rido laughed.

"I am fabulous!" I said with a hair flip. "I need to tell you about my arge nemisness......STEVE THE DUCK!!!"

"YOU KNOW STEVE THE DUCK?!?!?"

"YOU KNOW STEVE THE DUCK?!?!?"

"OH MY DUCK!" we both yelled eyes wide.

......

......

......

.......

"That duck got some serious explaining to do...." I said shaking my head.

"No kidding." Rido agreed.

"So.....the story?" I asked with innocent eyes.

Rido sighed and put his hands up in defeat.

"Alright! Alright! I'll tell you if you just stop giving me that look!" he offered.

"Deal!"

"The look is so creepy...."

"I know." I smiled, "Please, begin!"

"Well, how to start this...?" Rido wondered.

"YAY STORY TIME!!!!!"

CRASH!

"YOU FOOL! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE LANDING!!!" Rido yelled at Fido who'd landed straight on top of him.

I was basically rolling on the ground as they started to argue, again.

I take it, the story that Rido will tell me will have episodes with these two fighting....

I'll finally find out what happened to my family.....

Where our parents are...

Why my brothers left the village...

Why they don't get along...

Why they left me alone...

Why they will leave me alone once more...

 - - - - - - - - - - - - -

Heh, how's it goin' psychopathic lovers!!!! :D

Guess what?!?!?!?

Pft, no I didn't get a life!! XD

IT'S MY BIRTHDAY NEXT WEEK!

9TH OF OCTOBER TO BE PRECISE!!!

So, yeah....for my birthday I want you to do something for me....

I want you to be really nice to someone who seems down!

Either give them a smile or even talk to them! Depends on the individual!

Cause on my birthday I want everybody to be happy! I know that'll never be possible but I want smiles to be on as many people's faces as possible because...

Frowny faces aren't the key to happiness!

Being nasty isn't cool!

And hurting yourself may give you something, but think about those who care about you and are watching you hurt yourself....

INNER PEACE

INNER MIND

INNER HAPPINESS

UNICORNS CHOCOLATE WIFI IPOD TURTLES

SCOTLAND!

This authors 'note' has gone on for WAAAAAY too long so I'm gonna cut it off there!! ^.^

Sorry for my rambbling and shizz!!

PSYCHOPATH OUT! :D

PEACE <3

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