michael: If i was a turtle I'd be an ninja one
calum: why did you think of this just now
michael: because I was watching.... TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
luke: omg
calum: thats my boy
ashton: I LOVE THE NINJA TURTLES
michael: we know
luke: so whos gonna go on snapchat tonight?
calum: ashton seriously
ashton: leave me alone 😭
michael: anyways whos doing the snapchat story tonight?
luke: I JUST SAID THAT
calum: I dont know, ash ?
ashton: I wanna a break y'know so cal you can do it
calum: But I dont wanna :(
michael: I WILL DO IT
luke: omg guys so I had this wicked dream it was sick as
ashton: Thank you mikey
calum: yeah thanks " mikey ".
michael: NO CALUM YOU CALL ME BABE OKAY
ashton: oh my god michael honestly calm down a little
calum: yeah listen to ashton ^
michael: okay im sorry its just I get upset sometimes cause I feel like you dont love me anymore and I get scared, what if you find someone else better looking then me? I know your bisexual so a girl could come into your life and replace me. Just like abby lee miller says: " everyone's replaceable ".
calum: no babe, I could never love someone as much as I love you. we are on tour together heck we are in the same band which makes it so much easier. There is no one in this whole entire world that could replace you. Your my kitten, soft and cuddly. By the way didnt I tell you to stop watching that terrible show it just makes you have a worst attidude and you get all mad at melissa.
Ashton: I like to think im quite attractive too thank you very much
Luke: DOES ANYONE WANNA KNOW WHAT MY DREAM WAS ABOUT
michael: aw cal cal, I love you so much
calum: ❤️
ashton: This just got so sappy
luke: FINE ILL TELL YOU ANYWAYS.
So It was in the morning when me, ash and cal were watching tv and then while we were watching it the door flung open and we all got scared but it turns out it was Dave Grohl and he said " Hey guys do you wanna write a song with me ". So we all looked at each other and basically screamed yes. We then followed him out of the house and into his car which is basically an lamborgini by the way. Well then we drove to his studio and it was huge, no sexual comment please. We started writing songs until dave went missing all of a sudden, then we realised we are missing michael and we panicked. we left him back at the house and we dont know how to get back so we were screwed. Then ashton needed to go to the toilet so he looked around the place for one. 30 minutes later he isnt back to me and cal get scared. Dave grohl comes back and asks for calum so they go together and Im freaking out alone in this massive recording studio. Then out of no where and haunted version of how did we end up here was playing from who knows where and dave grohl peeks around the corner and says in the most creepiest voice ever " how did we end up here ". THEN I WOKE UP.
Ashton: Your relationship is basically goals #malum
luke: OURS COULD BE GOALS IF YOU PAY ATTENTION TO ME
calum: lets play a game !!
michael: NEVER HAVE I EVER
ashton: YES LETS PLAY
calum: alright rules are we have 10 points and when someone says an never have I ever scenario if you have done it you minus a point and if you havent you leave it but still count your points. The last person to get the highest points wins!!!
michael: I think I get it, alright whos going first ?
Luke: ME, IM GONNA GO FIRST
ashton: I will !!
ashton: Never Have I Ever seen calum cry
luke: 9
michael: 9
calum: 10
ashton: 10
michael: CALUM YOUR THE ONE CRYING YOU SHOULD BE ON -155
Calum: Ive never seen calum cry? whos this. c a l u m !
ashton: sigh whos next
luke: ME ME ME ME
calum: I WILL
calum: Never Have I Ever liked my beard
ashton: lol 10
michael: 9
calum: 9
luke: 9
michael: YOU LIKED YOUR BEARD CALUM !!!!!!!!!
Calum: well yeah, she was hot but I never did anything with her
Luke: All my beards are ugly lol
Ashton: Bryana was alright but I never liked her...
Michael: MY TURN
Luke: WHAT ABOUT ME FFS
michael: Never Have I Ever, Licked your mums bumhole
calum: WHAT KINDA QUESTION IS THIS WTF 8
Ashton: 9
luke: 8
michael: 9
michael: EW I WAS JOKING WTF
luke: It was gross, not gonna lie
calum: worse mistake of my life
ashton: It tasted nice?
calum: anyway, my turn againnnn
calum: Never Have I Ever, Had a nightmare about breaking up ( as in the band )
Ashton: 9
michael: 8
calum: 8
luke: 7
Luke: MY TURN NOW
luke: Never Have I Ever, licked my toes
ashton: IVE GOT ONE
ashton: Never Have I Ever, licked my toes
Luke: THAT WAS MY ONE
michael: 7
calum: 8
luke: 7
ashton: 8
michael: IM GONNA STOP THE GAME RN BECAUSE IM BORED
luke: same
ashton: alright I gotta joke
luke: IS ANYONE GONNA NOTICE ME
luke: ANYONE
luke: I GOT ONE TOO ASH TON
luke: WHY ARE YOUS IGNORING ME
ashton: jokes I forgot it
luke: OMG GUESS WHAT
calum: Im gonna go soon
michael: me too
ashton: Yeah same
luke: ME AND ARZAYLEA BROKE UP
ashton: REALLy??
michael: FINALLY
calum: PRAISE THE LORD JESUS CHRIST WE HAVE A MIRACLE
arzaylea: lol
luke: we actually didnt but