(Lian's POV)
"Soooooooo.....whos this revenge on?" I asked following Dai or 'sir' down the brightly lit hallway.
"Oh, you will soon find out." he replied.
Oh yeah! In the last chapter I didn't explain how this dude looked....
Well excuse me for being temporarily blind!
So basically..........this dude is ripped as hell....his entire being us just made out of muscle!
And I'm serious about him being related to Sasuke!
I mean, they both want revenge and they both have black hair!
Do I need any more proof?
...Pft, who needs science to prove this?
"You sure you're not related to Sasuke?" I asked.
"Positive."
"But you're so much like him!" I stated. "Revenge obsessed and black hair!"
Dai sighed, "You do realise that there are people that have black hair and aren't related to the Uchiha clan, right?"
"Oh yeah?" I asked, sassy style activate, "Like who?"
"Orochimaru." he said and my eyes widened and I fell to my knees.
"....Oh dear lord...it all makes sense now..." I muttered.
"...Huh?"
"Orochimaru didn't obtain the sharingan and was made fun of so he left the village and decided that he would get revenge!"
"So he dressed up like Itachi and destroyed the clan and Itachi got the blame! So Itachi was forced to join the Akatsuki and so Orochimaru attempted to steal his sharingan but failed epicly!"
"That's why he's so obsessive over Sasuke! He hates it that he got the sharingan and he didn't so he's gonna steal it from him!!"
".....Kid......you're good...." Dai sweatdropped.
"Wait....I WAS RIGHT?!?!?!" I yelled, "I was being sarcastic that whole time!!!"
"Okay, some of it was right, some of it was bullshit." Dai stated and I sweatdropped. "But how could a Genin know some of that classified information??"
"I may have read certain scrolls that I shouldn't have." I smiled innocently.
"Ugh, that explains it..."
He stopped at a random door and opened it, walking in. I looked inside and soon followed seeing it was just a random room with a table and a couple of chairs.
"Sit in this chair." Dai ordered.
I narrowed my eyes suspiciously but did as so.
Okay, if you'd been walking what felt like an hour and was offered a seat, would you take it or continue to stand?
Point taken?
Point taken.
...Okay maybe it wasn't such a good idea....
As soon as I'd sat down, Dai did quick hand signs and ropes flew everywhere, it was crazy!
The ropes had swung around everywhere and wrapped themselves around me.
Yip, I am now a cocoon!! I will become a butterfly!
"Ugh...what're you doin'" I asked as Dai walked over to a huge cabinet and opened it up...
I anime fell.
"You're shitting me, right?!?!?!?!" I screamed seeing random looking knifes and other weird pointy items.
Any other situation and I would of been fine, but this? Nu uh, I don't wanna see these items!!
As long as he doesn't bring out any -
FUCKING NEEDLES!!!!!!!!
"GET DAT SHIT AWAY FROM ME!!!!!" I screamed so loudly that the dude slammed into the wall. "DROP THE ITEM AND I MAY LET YOU STAND!!!"
POOF
"Shit...." I groan.
K.O.
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Groaning, I blink my eyes open to see a bright BLINDING light right in my face.
"Ugh!!! Turn the lights off..." I said shutting my eyes shut.
"Looks like she's awake." Hmm...sounds like...Dai?
THAT ASSHOLE!!!!
"I still don't believe you."
.......who the ef is that?
"What's your name?"
"....."
"AHEM!"
"Oh right, sorry..." I yawned sitting up and rubbing my eyes.
I jump into the air and land, doing the peace sign with a eye closed smile and yelled, "My name is Lian Titen! The cute and deadly psychopath! I'm messed up and proud!"
When I opened my eyes I blinked again, thinking the light must be playing tricks on me,
"W-Who is this?" I asked Dai, pointing at the man sitting on the chair at the other side of the desk he was sitting at.
"AND WHY THE HELL AM I IN A CAGE?!?!?!??!"
"Just so you won't get any idea on leaving early." he replied not looking at me but at the black haired man's reaction. "And this is Rido..."
"...T-Titen?" I asked.
"Yes."
....
....
....
....
"HELP ME MY BROTHA'!!!!!" I yelled grabbing a hold of the bars of the cage in anime tears.
This seemed to startle both Dai and Rido seeing as they both leapt back.
"Hmm...she's just like Mother...outgoing and happy..." Rido stated.
I blinked then asked, "Can I get out of here?"
"Oh coarse - "
"NOT!" Dai yelled and did quick hand signs and made a....glass...wall...between me and Rido with him on my side.
"Hey! What the hell is going on?!" Rido yelled and sent a kick at the glass which should have shattered...but didn't!!!
That is why I put 'should' in there. See what I did there? I used words!
...
...anyway!
Grabbing a HUGE machete knife, Dai opens the door to the large cage and closes it behind him with......a key....a KEY!!!
Oh wait...machete knife....
About to grab my guns, I realise that I don't have them on me...
"Well....this is turning out like a horror movie..." I say and get into a defensive stance.
It's tai jutsu or nothing!
Hopefully Uncle Guy's training served me well...
Either that or it was a waste of time....
(FLASH BACK!)
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!"
"COOL!"
"Now, you try it!"
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!"
"PERFECT!! All together now!!"
"DYNAMIC ENTRY!!!"
Sweat drop
"Well, here it goes..." I say to myself and start to give this guy hell with my awesome ninja kicks and ninja punches and ninja ninja kicks and even ninja ninja punches!
....difference between ninja kicks and ninja ninja kicks?
Ninja ninja kicks are just more ninja than ninja kicks.
Understand?
Even though this guy is probably a Jounin, Chuunin at the very least, I have been trained by a master in tai jutsu and, I don't mean to brag but *hair flip* I pretty darn fabulous.
....hold the phone!!! I've still got freakin' ninjutsu don't I?
Ugh...I sometimes annoy myself with my idiocy!!!
Somehow that is possible...
"Clone Jutsu!"
My clones and I decided it would be amazing to confuse this guy while doing......
THE MACARENA!!!
Dai sweatdropped and anime fell, seeing five of my clones dancing while I snuck up behind him and attempted to open the door, pick locking it of coarse. I know he has the key!
POOF POOF POOF
"Uh, oh..." I muttered.
I turn my head and end up getting grabbed by the neck and held up above the ground...unable to freakin' breath!
"Wh...why?" I wheeze out.
"You thank your brother over there." Dai replied holding up the machete to the blinding light.
"I don't see why you are so angry!" Rido yelled gaining Dai's attention.
I swung my legs up onto the top of the cage and wrapped my legs around one of the bars.
"You don't remember, do you?" Dai asked.
"Why would I be asking if I knew...?" Rido sweatdropped.
"....we are so related." I nodded causing their attention to smack to me.
I head butted Dai in the face he stumbles back while I hung upside down holding onto my head.
"That's......not how I thought that would turn out..." I say seeing two of everything.
"Die, youngest Titen!"
"No!"
EXPLOSION!
......oh wait!
BOOM!!!
When I opened my eyes all I really saw was that the roof of the building was ripped off and the cage too....what in the duck?
Hearing the sound of metal slicing through flesh, I turn my around and I see Fidoshi-sensei standing with a kunai and Dai at his feet.
Well GREAT! Now Sasuke won't know his long lost relative...
"F-Fi-"
"You!" Rido growled storming through the rubble and up to my....
Okay, now that I see this guy, he ain't my sensei.
"Who're you?" I asked trying to sit up but...oh, there's a bar on top of me. "I shall use....THE FORCE TO MOVE THIS!!!!!"
BOOM
"Nice!" I grin. Turning back to the two I looked at them with questioned and asked, "Who're you?"
"This is - "
"I'm Fido Titen!" he grinned and put his arms behind his head, like Naruto would do.
Naruto...
Leaf Village...
"I GOTTA GET BACK TO KONOHA!" I yelled in panic.
"Don't worry, we'll get you back home!" Fido continued grinning.
I look at them both and realise that they're still the same...
Rido is calm while Fido is energetic.
...oddly enough they remind of my team mates....
.....yeah, yeah, Rido is totally like Naruto and Fido is completely Sasuke...
You know who I actually thought....
Or do you?!
"We?" Rido glared at the grinning Fido.
"Yes, you need to go to the doctors to get your ears checked again?" Fido asked sarcastically.
"Shut up! That was one time!"
"Heh, I'm just looking out for you."
"Shut up!"
"Come on Lian, I'll take you back to the Leaf Village." Fido said quickly grabbing my wrist and jumping out of the building which...was in....the ground....
.....I'm not here to judge....
......
......
...who am I kidding? Coarse that's what I'm here for!
WHY IS THIS DUDE'S HOUSE UNDERGROUND?!?!?!
"Hey! Get back here!" Rido yelled.
"Get back here!" Fido mimicked in a much higher tone causing me to laugh.
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"DANGO!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, running faster than speedy gonzalas!!!!
"Where'd this burst of energy come from?" my two brothers sweatdropped.
"Nom nom nom..." I said chopping on my already prepared dangos.
"Uh, how are you gonna pay for that?" Rido asked pointing at the food.
Stopping in my tracks, I stared at the dango in curiosity.
I smirked and the two looked down at me in confusion.
Turning to them with my puppy dog eyes, I asked, "Please?"
The two suddenly started to freak out and turned away with blushes.
"So....cute...."
"Please?" I begged tears to show and that's when one of them broke.
"AWWWWWW I'LL PAY!!!! I WON'T LET MY BABY SISTER DOWN!!!!!" Fido cried and threw money all over me.
"Thank you big brother!!!" I cheered crashing into him.
So...this is what it's like to have older siblings....
Scamming the cash outta them.
"We're definitely related." Rido smirked and patted my head.
Wait....
"My scroll! My weapons!!" I cried about to run back.
"Are here." Rido said throwing them at me.
Falling over, I was able to catch them all and grinned.
"So, how long till we're back at the Leaf Village?" I asked finishing off my dango.
The two looked at each other and shrugged. "How would we know?"
"YOU SAID YOU'D TAKE ME HOME!"
"Oh....I lied!" Fido shrugged with an eye closed smile.
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Hey psychopathic turtles!!!! :D
I have returned from furious studying and a short holiday!!!
So, I tried uploading this before my holiday where there is absolutely NO wifi, but my computer went all:
NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
I just wanna say this....
CLANNAD IS THE CUTEST ANIME EVER!!!
I'm watching it the now so....
'You'll laugh' they said.
I CRIED YOU DUCKS!!! (you know who you are...)
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