Two of a kind (phan and kickt...

By phanallamallama

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Phil doesn't have a best friend in his life. That is, until Dan turns up at his school. They become close and... More

Two of a kind
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapyter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chayptery 9
Chapter 10
Chappity 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapipter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chaptet 18
Chapter 19
Chapter 20
A bit about me
Chapter 21
Chapter 22
Chapter 23
Chapter 24
Chaperity 25
Chapter 26
Chapter 27
Chapter 28
CHAPTER 29
Chapopter 30
Chapter 31
Chapter 32
Chapter 33
Chapter 34
Chipter 35
Chapter 36
Chapter 37
Chapter 38

Chappy 5

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By phanallamallama

Whhaaaaat? Two updates in one day anni you must be mad! But all will explained...

hey I was wondering if I could have Chris and Pj's number too? :) x

Dan had texted Phil back and he couldn't help but felt his heart give a little leap as he heard his phone buzz.

yeah sure Chris's is 0793362736 and Pj's is 07400619305 x

Phil put his phone back on his table and continued trying to do the homework he got from maths, but he couldn't concentrate, his mind kept wondering to the new boy with sparkly eyes and the body to die for. And he was Phil's friend. He had wanted to hang out with Phil over the popular kids which meant he wasn't just anyone, he was special. And it had only been a day and he already had a huge crush on him. That made him frown, he didn't want to accidentally scare him off. But then again Dan said it was good to know he didn't have a crush on Chris, or was he on about knowing that Chris was in love with Pj? Oh god this was confusing.

thanks, is it bad I can't wait for tomorrow? I mean, yeah I know it's school but I get to hang out with you guys again x

Ahhhhh why was this boy so adorable? Phil just wanted to hug him and never let him go ever.

I half get you, anyway I have homework, see you tomorrow x

See you in the morning x

Phil just couldn't handle any more Dan today, he might explode or something. He had given up on his homework, he just needed to be distracted before the L word got brought out, and he had known Dan for a day. Less then 24 hours. This was just so unlike Phil, he took his time, was hardly ever spontaneous and had barely looked at anyone since he boy-not-friend incident. It was just so weird Dan could have this effect on him so quickly, maybe he wasn't human and enchanted people or something?

Phil flopped face down on his bed and buried his face in his pillow. "Shut up!" He said to himself, the pillow muffling his voice. Phil tried thinking of everything, but it kept good back to Dan. He even plugged in his headphones and listened to some music but ended up ripping the earphones out because he knew Dan had the same music taste and all the songs seemed to be about him.

He ended up falling asleep still clothed, wrapped up in his duvet as his dreams took over his mind. And they were amazing. Phil was in his meadow with Dan, the stars shining above them, tealights in coloured jam jars all around them. They were holding hands and talking about anything and everything, and Dan was wearing a locket. Dan rolled over and stared into Phil's face, moving closer and his lips met, just for a second.

His dream was cut off by the incessant tone of his alarm. A song that reminded him of Dan interrupting his dream about kissing Dan. He had kissed Dan. He had kissed Dan! And he hated to admit it but it had been amazing. He just wanted his head to shut up. He got up from his bed and realised he had slept in skinny jeans. Ouch. He wiggled them off and walked into the bathroom, showering quickly and turning on his straighteners while he was still in a towel and brushing his teeth.

He spat our the foam in his mouth and went through to his room, opening his wardrobe and thinking carefully of what to wear. Maybe that blue shirt, it would bring our his eyes. But the red was more eye catching. Oh what did it matter it's just school! With Dan. Phil sighed and pulled out the blue one and another pair of skinny jeans, putting on a clean pair of boxers before shimmying his jeans on. He buttoned up his shirt, leaving one more button than he would usually fasten undone before starting on his hair. He ran it through his straighteners more than he probably should have, making sure there wasn't a kink in sight. He looked at himself quickly in the mirror and smiled, he felt good. He pulled on his converse which had somehow sneaked under his bed and walked downstairs, putting some toast on to grill and pouring a glass of orange juice. Dan should be here in 10 minutes, enough time to eat and check tumblr.

He overshot it a little bit, he was just cramming the last little bit of jammy toast into his mouth when his doorbell rang. He quickly shut his laptop and grabbed his keys and wallet off the table in the hallway, shoving them in his pocket with his phone. He pulled open the door and Dan was sitting on the low wall beside it.

"Morning," he said cheerfully. He only had a t-shirt on today because it was nice outside and he still managed to look flawless.

"Morning," Phil said and shut the door behind him. Dan giggled and pointed to Phil's face. "What?" Phil asked self consciously.

"You have managed to get jam on your nose," he said, and started laughing again. Phil scrubbed at his nose but couldn't find any at all.

"Where is it?" He whined, feeling foolish.

"Here, let me," Dan said, lifting his finger up and wiping the smear off the bridge of his nose. He held it up for Phil to see the red splodge and then put it in his mouth! So Dan was willing to eat food off people NO BRAIN STOP! Phil mentally slapped himself for thinking that.

"Ewwwww," he said instead when internally he was thinking 'wow, that was hot'.

"Shall we go?" Dan asked him.

"I suppose we have to," Phil said and they started on their way.

"So, sleep well last night? Have any weird dreams?" Dan asked casually. Did he know something? He wasn't psychic was he? Phil thought about it for a second and then thought he could tell Dan, just not all of it. Try and be impulsive, maybe even flirt a little bit. Maybe it would lead to something good.

"I did actually. You know my dream date romantic thing we were talking about in English? That came into my head. It really was perfect," Phil told him, blushing a little at the memory of kissing Dan.

"Aww that's sweet. Who was the other person in it?" Dan asked curiously.

"I didn't see him properly, he was kinda blurry. But he had brown hair I remember that," Phil lied, pretending to chew his lip at the memory. "It was annoying as it cut out just as he kissed me," he said after with a sigh.

"Well that's unfortunate. I had a really weird dream. There was an apocalypse but it was when evil llamas fell from the sky and we were the only two left and we had to fight them off," Dan said, then blushed, seemingly hiding a few details.

"So it was like an alpaca-lypse?" Phil said, raising his eyebrows.

"Oh that's terrible," Dan said holding his head in his hands.

"You love it though,"

"I sadly do,"

They kept up general conversations until they got to school and saw Pj and Chris waiting for them at the gates.

"Alright bitches?" Chris called to them when he noticed them coming towards them.

"Better then you look mate," Dan called back. As they got closer Chris did look a little tired and his hair way messy.

"He doesn't look bad. I actually think your hair looks nice messy Chris," Pj told him, then looked away awkwardly.

"Thanks Peej," Chris said. Phil pulled him to the side while Pj was greeting Dan.

"Rough night?" He asked cheekily.

"Pj in the green shirt is a tiring dream," Chris said back just as cheekily.

"You're horrible,"

"And sexy," Chris said as Phil pulled away.

"I don't want to know the context behind that," Pj told him. Secretly, he was dying to know. Chris and Phil had been acting pretty weird recently, like, close weird.

"I bet you do you saucy boy," Chris said, winking at him. Then an idea struck him. "Phil I need to ask you something at break away from those two okay?" He whispered in Phil's ear then leant back quickly, still smiling goofily. Phil looked confused but nodded, and he wasn't the only on looking baffled. Pj and Dan were a little weirded out but covered the looks with smiles. It was going to be a weird day.

Phil spent the first few periods in a magical land with Dan. They sat next to each other for everything and just talked the lessons away, finding out every minor detail about the other and realising most were the same. But then break rolled around and Chris pulled Phil aside from the other two and looked seriously at Phil.

"Phil, I need to pretend I have a crush on you."

Yeah I reached post limit on tumblr and got bored. Hence the second update today. Oops. Oh well.

Also it looks like a bit of amazingstickz is appearing... OOOOH sensual. (My brain is in a weird mood literally the whole NO BRAIN STOP was me but I just pretended to be Phil or something like that I'm tired okay)

Stay sugary my sweeteners

Anni out!

*rides nimbus 2000 of into the sunset*

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