"Why is V acting so weird?!"
"I dont know!" Jin gasped as he ducked his head, having a used paper plate being thrown at him. "All I did was give hin coffee!"
Namjoon spun around, looking to Seokjin with large eyes.
"COFFEEEEEE!!!" Taehyung screeched terrifyingly.
"Oi what's with all the noise?" Jungkook came out of his room, rubbing his eyes. Taehyung's attention immediately went to him. Jungkook squinted at the boy, taking in his unsteady appearance. "What the fucks wrong with-" Taehyung suddenly leaped on him, taking him by surprise as his back achingly hit the ground.
"What are you-" Taehyung's tongue licked up and down Jungkook's blushing cheeks as he straddled him.
Jungkook's breath hitched once he felt a hard bulge digging into his thigh.
"Coffeeeee~" Taehyung moaned huskily in Jungkook's ear.
"Ahhh!" Namjoon let out a battle cry as he held up a metal frying plan above Taehyung's head, bringing it down with force.
Wam
Taehyung instantly collapsed on top of Jungkook, knocked out cold.
"Rule number one..." Namjoon looked Seokjin dead in the eye before continuing, "Never, give aliens an eatible substance that contains caffeine."
"Uh-" Jungkook mumbled, lifting his head off the ground. "Is that why he had a major hard on...?"
"No." Namjoon sighed, shaking his head at Taehyung.
"He's just a horny little kretin."