DISCLAIMER: I do not own Cooking Mama and all the recipes mentioned in this chapter. Cooking Mama was developed by Office Create, and it was published by Taito, Majesco and 505 Games.
WARNING: Might make you hungry.
ENJOY!
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Cilan: Hey everybody! Happy Valentine's Day everyone!
Brock: If you're a single lady, you can call me on my cellphone.
Barry: Ugh. If someone quotes Hotline Bling one more time, I'm gonna fine you!
Cilan: Chill, Barry.
Brock: So today, Barry will be the solo commentator.
Cilan: Brock and I have something important to do.
Brock: See ya *leaves with Cilan*
Barry: Now...I know everyone loves food! Food is life! Food is bae, just like what Elemeno always says. That's why...our game today involves food!
Crowd: WOOOOOO!
Barry: Today, we are going to play some Cooking Mama! We're gonna play the original game. So...how will this game work? Each pair is given a recipe to do. They will take turns for each step. The judges will use a randomizer to select their recipe. Whoever gets the highest score gets the ten points! To start the event, let's pass the spotlight to our judges.
Clemont: Okay...so first to play the game will be....Ikarishipping!
Tracey: Your recipe will be...potato salad!
Paul: I don't think that's going to be difficult.
Clemont: Who wants to go first?
Dawn: I will!
Tracey: Okay...begin!
Dawn: Okay...first we have to peel some of the ingredients.
Paul: Some carrots.
Dawn: Ugh...this is kinda slow.
Paul: Peel faster, Dawn.
Dawn: I'm peeling.
Tracey: Very good!
Barry: Apparently, it is now Cooking Tracey!
Tracey: Cooking me?
Barry: Well...it is Cooking Mama, and Mama is the one grading. So yeah...Cooking Tracey.
Tracey: Okay.
Paul: Chop up. We're gonna thinly slice the carrots.
Dawn: That was easy.
Tracey: Very good!
Dawn: Boil. Okay. Let's do this! We're gonna add the potatoes and mix.
Paul: Blow.
Dawn: Gah...I didn't press the carrots on time!
Paul: Darn it.
Tracey: Failed...
Dawn: Sorry, Paul.
Paul: Peel while hot. I can do this.
Dawn: Peel them potatoes while they're hot.
Paul: I know.
Tracey: Very good!
Dawn: Slice up. Follow the dotted line. Potato slicing time!
Tracey: Very good!
Paul: Chop up to thinly slice the cucumbers.
Dawn: You can do it, Paul.
Paul: Eh.
Tracey: Very good!
Dawn: Add the ingredients to the bowl. I won't mess up this time. Cucumbers! Mayo! Pepper! Salt! Carrots! Yeah!
Paul: You can't yell like that if you're actually cooking.
Dawn: I know.
Paul: Mix. Wait...what?
Dawn: Paul, you're mixing it too quickly.
Tracey: Failed...
Clemont: Okay...final score...75 points!
Dawn: Aw.
Paul: We both messed up.
Dawn: Yeah.
Clemont: Next up is...Rocketshipping!
Jessie: Prepare for trouble, we're here to cook!
James: Make it double, we'll do this by the book!
Barry: UGH! I don't have time to listen to that!
Jessie: Ugh.
Clemont: Your recipe will be...pork cutlet! Who's gonna go first?
Jessie: I will. Tenderize the meat.
James: Smash it like crazy, Jess!
Jessie: HI-YA! HI-YA!
Tracey: Very good!
James: Remove the tendon. Remember where to cut. I can do this. Uh...over there! And there!
Tracey: Very good!
Jessie: Tap and roll the ingredients to coat with flour and egg. Put it there. This is easy.
Tracey: Very good!
James: Roll in the coating of breadcrumbs. This is taking a while.
Jessie: Didn't you read? You have to tap it!
James: Tapping!
Jessie: FASTER, JAMES!
James: I'm trying! YAS!
Tracey: Very good!
Jessie: Deep fry. When they float and change color, remove them to serve. I'll just put everything there.
James: There's no time limit, Jess. You could've just done it one by one.
Jessie: It's quicker this way.
James: You're doing it, Jessie!
Jessie: YEAH!
James: Arrange the plate!
Jessie: Better make it fancy!
James: Got it! Let's put some corn over there!
Jessie: Don't forget the actual food.
James: Put the cutlet over there. Fix up the corn. Put some fries there. I think that's good.
Tracey: Very good!
Clemont: Alright...100 points! Congratulations!
Jessie and James: ALRIGHT! *high five*
Tracey: Good job, Rocketshipping!
Clemont: Next up is...LeafGreenshipping!
Leaf: Oh boy.
Gary: Let's do this!
Clemont: Your recipe will be...egg sunny side-up!
Gary: Really? That's gonna be a piece of cake! Oh...I mean...a piece of egg!
Leaf: Gary, shut up and let's just do this.
Clemont: You may begin.
Leaf: Melt the butter. Okay.
Tracey: Good!
Gary: Huh? Why not very good?
Tracey: Uh...there's an area there that didn't have butter.
Leaf: Ugh.
Gary: Break an egg. Don't tap it too hard. This is a lie! I'm breaking three eggs!
Tracey: Very good!
Leaf: Pan-fry according to the directions!
Gary: You can do this, Leafy!
Leaf: Adding the egg and lowering the heat. Now adding water and increasing the heat.
Gary: You put water when you cook eggs? (I don't know if this is normal. We don't do that.)
Leaf: Close. Heat on medium...ugh. Cannot position the thing...what?! THAT WAS SO ON MEDIUM!
Tracey: Good!
Leaf: I'm sorry, Gary.
Clemont: You get 66 points.
Gary: What? Paul and Dawn messed up more than we did?
Clemont: Well...that's the disadvantage of having only a few steps.
Gary: Oh man.
Clemont: Next up...PreciousMetalShipping!
Gold: Let's do this, Silvy!
Silver: Okay.
Clemont: Your recipe will be...rice in omelet!
Gold: We can do this!
Silver: I'm gonna start. Break an egg. Or...more than an egg.
Tracey: Very good!
Gold: Beat the eggs. Be careful not to whip it. Okay. What??? Am I even doing this right?
Silver: There are bubbles.
Gold: I'm overdoing it! Wait...the eggs weren't even beaten yet.
Tracey: Failed.
Gold: Aw man.
Silver: Slice the chicken.
Gold: Faster, Silvs!
Silver: I'm doing my best. These knives are not that sharp.
Gold: YAS!
Tracey: Very good!
Gold: Slice an onion. I can do this. Oh...that's it.
Tracey: Very good!
Silver: Follow the dotted line to slice. Okay...
Tracey: Very good!
Gold: Chop the onions! WOO! Golden Chef Gold!
Tracey: Very good!
Silver: Melt the butter.
Gold: Cover all areas!
Tracey: Very good!
Gold: YEAH! Okay...saute. Do not burn. Uh...I guess I'll add them together? Okay...the mushrooms and onions are done. C'mon, chicken! Oh no! Now I burned them! The chicken won't cook!
Tracey: Failed...
Gold: Sorry, Silvs.
Silver: Move the handle and do not burn. Add the ketchup...
Gold: Alright!
Silver: Wait...what? It burnt a little.
Tracey: Good!
Gold: Pan-fry time!
Silver: You're so focused.
Gold: YEA!
Tracey: Very good!
Silver: Draw freely? *draws 'G + S' on egg with ketchup*
Tracey: Very good!
Gold: GTS?
Silver: Yeahh....
Clemont: Final score....77 points!
Gold: At least we're not last.
Silver: Good job.
Gold: Good job to you!
Barry: Alright! We're only halfway done! So far, only the White Team has gotten a perfect score! Will the succeeding teams also get a good score? Let's go back to the action!
Clemont: Next up is...Nameshipping!
Jace: Okay.
Milani: I can so taste victory now.
Jace: Or the food itself?
Milani: I want food.
Jace: Melanie is always hungry.
Milani: Ugh.
Clemont: Your recipe will be...meatballs!
Milani: I hope that's not gonna be hard.
Jace: According to this Elemeno never perfected the recipe, so good luck to us.
Milani: I'll start. Grate the ginger. That's kinda easy. Wee!
Tracey: Clemont, can you be the one saying 'very good' now?
Clemont: Nope.
Tracey: Fine. Very good!
Jace: Chop the scallion. Easy.
Milani: If only this was real cooking, we would easily win this.
Clemont: The fact that Jace can cook is the reason why we did Cooking Mama instead.
Milani: Oh.
Tracey: Very good!
Milani: Weigh the meat? Whu? 270 grams in 5 times? Whoops. Darn it.
Tracey: Failed...
Jace: Add the ingredients. Hush up. I'll focus.
Milani: *sings* Focus, focus.
Tracey: Very good!
Milani: Knead. I can do this.
Jace: I hope you washed your hands in that game before kneading.
Milani: I assume these guys wash their hands before cooking.
Tracey: Very good!
Jace: Roll meatballs.
Milani: Jace in focus mode again.
Tracey: Very good!
Milani: Coat with flour. Okay.
Tracey: Very good!
Jace: Deep fry. Again...focus mode.
Milani: You're putting them one at a time?
Jace: I'll mess up if I put them together. Who knows how fast these meatballs would burn.
Tracey: Very good!
Milani: Stew.
Jace: Focus.
Milani: Okay.
Jace: Are you even breathing?
Milani: Shut up.
Tracey: Very good!
Clemont: Final score...88 points!
Milani: Not bad.
Jace: Way better than Gary.
Gary: HEY!
Jace: It's true.
Clemont: Next up...Contestshipping!
Drew: Let's do this!
May: Man...I wish I can eat whatever we make. Too bad it's just a game.
Drew: May, now's not the time to think about food.
May: Geez, you sound like my dad.
Clemont: Your recipe will be...stuffed peppers!
May: That sounds kinda hard.
Drew: Let's just get over this.
May: Slice. Okay. Huh...that was it?
Tracey: Very good!
Drew: We're gonna slice some more. Oh. Some bamboo shoot.
May: More slicing.
Drew: All we do is slice.
May: Elemeno never perfected this, so this might be hard.
Tracey: Very good!
Drew: Chop. Oh finally. We're not gonna slice.
May: If we would slice one more time, they're gonna call us Sliceshipping.
Elemeno: Fun fact. Sliceshipping is the ship name for Absol and Zangoose.
Tracey: Very good!
May: More chopping.
Drew: I guess now we're Chopshipping. (There's no Chopshipping according to bulbagarden.)
Tracey: Very good!
Drew: Okay...add the ingredients.
Tracey: Very good!
May: Knead. It would be disgusting if this guy didn't wash his hands.
Drew: Ew.
Tracey: Very good!
Drew: Stuff with meat. Don't put too much.
May: You can do it, Drew! You can Drew it!
Drew: Seriously?
May: YOU DID IT!
Tracey: Very good!
Elemeno: I never got a very good from that before.
May: Cook amount told.
Drew: It's all you, May!
May: Okay...1 for Mama, 1 for Papa and 1 for me. YAY! So...we're only cooking three.
Tracey: Very good!
May: Yay! Now where's my stuffed pepper?
Clemont: Final score...100 points! A perfect score!
May and Drew: YES!!!
Contestshippers: WOOOOO!!!!
May: Awesome! Awesome!
Drew: Yup.
Barry: Amazing! Contestshipping just perfected a recipe even Elemeno has not perfected! Good job! Now both Contest and Rocketshipping are tied at first.
Clemont: Next will be Pokeshipping!
Barry: Ooh! Now it's the turn of our leaders...the Blue Team!
Ash: FOOD!
Misty: This will be way better than the Misty's stew!
Ash: Yeah. I wouldn't want to eat that again.
Misty: What?! Why you...uh...never mind. That was really terrible.
Clemont: Your recipe will be...pork and vegetable soup!
Misty: Let's do this!
Ash: COOKING TIME!
Misty: Okay. Chop the green onion.
Tracey: Very good!
Ash: Chop the carrots! WOO!
Tracey: Very good!
Misty: Chop the radish! So much chopping!
Tracey: Very good!
Ash: Cut the konnyaku. (It's like yam.)
Tracey: Very good!
Misty: Aren't you tired of saying that?
Tracey: Honestly, I am.
Misty: Saute. Do not burn. Got it.
Ash: Uh...I don't think you should've put them together.
Misty: Uh...we'll see. Carrots are done....YES!
Tracey: Very good!
Ash: Stew!
Misty: Focus, Ash, focus!
Ash: Hooray!
Tracey: Very good!
Clemont: Final score...a perfect 100 points!
Ash and Misty: Alright! We did it! *high fives*
Barry: WOW! Now even Pokeshipping perfected the recipe! Now we have a three-way tie for first!
Clemont: Last but not the least, we have Originalshipping!
Barry: Now Originalshipping, so far, hasn't really been lighting it up so far in the games, but we'll see what they can do here.
Clemont: Your recipe will be...mixed tempura!
Blue: Mixed?
Clemont: It's composed of a lot of vegetables.
Blue: Oh. Red, you start.
Red: Chop the onion.
Tracey: Very good!
Blue: Chop the carrot.
Tracey: Very good!
Red: Separate the yolk.
Tracey: Very good! Man...you guys don't talk a lot.
Blue: Add the ingredients.
Tracey: Very good! You guys are really focused.
Blue: We need to win. We're behind.
Red: Mix.
Tracey: Wow the focus! Very good!
Blue: Deep fry.
Tracey: Again...the focus. Very good!
Red: We did it!
Clemont: Final score...100 points! Perfect!
Barry: WOW! Originalshipping also got a perfect score! Let's now have a recap! The Yellow Team got 75 points. The Green Team got 66 points. The Black Team got 77 points. The Orange Team got 88 points. And finally, the White Team, Red Team, Blue Team AND Purple Team all got 100 points. Now...we have to break that tie. For the tiebreaker round, here's Clemont and Tracey!
Clemont: Okay...we now have Rocketshipping, Contestshipping, Pokeshipping and Originalshipping here for the tiebreaker round!
Tracey: They were all amazing. They all got perfect scores. However, only one will come out victorious for this event.
Clemont: That is why we will go to the 'Use Skill' option! Both players will have a turn. Whatever points you get will be combined with your teammates. The pair that gets the highest cumulative score wins!
Tracey: Using this randomizer, we will select the skill!
(epic randomizer music)
Clemont: You will fold as many dumplings as you can...in the game!
(Le time skip because they are so focused and this chapter is already long)
Jessie – 13 points
James – 14 points
May – 13 points
Drew – 12 points
Misty – 14 points
Ash – 12 points
Red – 14 points
Blue – 11 points
Barry: Alright! Here are the final scores! White Team with 27 points, Red Team with 25 points, Blue Team with 26 points and Purple Team with 25 points. Which means...ROCKETSHIPPING WINS THE THIRD GAME!
Rocketshippers: WOOO!
Jessie and James: WE BEAT THE TWERPS!
James: Now I don't feel bad about yesterday!
Barry: Alright! With Meowth, let's go live with Serena!
Serena: Thanks, Barry! I want to ensure you that Meowth and the rest of their Pokémon did not pull off any schemes during the battle, so it is safe to say that this was a fair fight! So...Meowth? What do you have to say about your teammates win?
Meowth: THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKIN BOUT!!! We don't need to cheat to beat them twoips!
Wobbuffet: WOBBUFFET!
Serena: Okay. Back to you, Barry.
Barry: Alright! Let's now look at our updated scoreboard!
1: BLUE TEAM (POKESHIPPING) – 22 points
2: RED TEAM (CONTESTSHIPPING) – 17 points
3: WHITE TEAM (ROCKETSHIPPING) – 16 points
4: YELLOW TEAM (IKARISHIPPING) – 14 points
5: ORANGE TEAM (NAMESHIPPING) – 12 points
6: BLACK TEAM (PRECIOUSMETALSHIPPING) – 9 points
6: PURPLE TEAM (ORIGINALSHIPPING) – 9 points
8: GREEN TEAM (LEAFGREENSHIPPING) – 7 points
Barry: Whoa. It looks like the Blue Team is holding quite comfortable lead there. They are obviously the favorites to win now, but we'll see what happens in the next event.
Cilan: We're back!
Barry: That's it for now!
Brock: And to everyone...Cilan and I made some food for all the players and the crowd!
Crowd: WOOOOOO!!!!
Cilan: Brock and I cooked our own versions of the food the teams made in Cooking Mama today!
Barry: Okay, guys! In the next event, will the Blue Team take total control of the games? Or will the other teams catch up? Tune in next time on Elemeno Winter Games!
Brock: To make sure you don't miss any of the action, put this book in your library!
Cilan: Also, Elemeno has finally released her new oneshot book. If you're interested, go check it out!
Brock: See ya!
Everyone: FOOOD!
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Again...the results were based on actual gameplay, except for the tiebreaker. I used a randomizer for the numbers.