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Welcome to the main character's insanity and the ninja world! Lian Titen, the protagonist in this story, make... Xem Thêm

~Prologue~
First Day of the Academy
Fast Forward A Few Years...
Iruka-Sensei Always Ruins Prank-Time!
The Graduation Exam? Bring It On!
The Sorting Sensei!
Smoking Hurts
Slide to the Next Team
Yawn! Here We Go Again!
Test Time
The Results Are In...
We Don't Want Any More 'D'
Steve
To the Land of Waves!
Cow-Man vs Team 7 and annouying bridge builder [Part 1]
Cow-Man vs Team 7 and anouying bridge builder [Part 2]
Okay, who kindnapped me? Was it you?! ¬.¬ or you....<.<
THE MOST EPIC FLIGHT EVA!!!....and yes...I DID say sensai...
Damn you trees! And...STEVE!!!!!! AHHH!!
Die Sakura!!!........DIE!!!!
Wow, this? This is a normal day?
Ha Ha! You don't get a bed to sleep in Sakura! KARMA!
......I have no words.....just....yeah.....
My middle name is....
The little red-headed ninja
The starting fight and...Naruto...
Ugh...what happened?...oh, hi Haku...wait a second...WHAT?!?!?
The Sand Ninja
The Chunnin Exams? Sweetness!
Sakura's party
Yet another little random filler!!!....you probably hate me now...
The first test is...getting to the test -_-l l
Bring. It. On!
The First Exam is...a written one...of coarse...
Confusion in the exams!! Well...I am here so...
Into the Forest of Death
The Fight!!
The Sound Ninja? ...why didn't you kill Kabuto?
Story Time!
The Preliminary?!
Continue of the preliminary round
HARLEM SHAKE
Just another 'average' day
WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!?!?
Our latest prank XD
I need to find someone to train me!
Fido-Sensei
Arguements
Mini Mission: Getting Ramen!
The Truth
Time Skip!
Yet again, a filler! XD
I swear! This isn't a filler!
Let the Hunger Games BEGIN!
Well, this is fun...
Ugh! Why me?
What sort of 'revenge' IS THIS?!
The Story behind Rido and Fido Titen! - NEXT TIME!
The Story behind Fido and Rido Titen!
Akatsuki members aren't too terrible...
I'm Back!
This is the life!
The Search For Haku
The Search For Lian
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Yum....Sushi....
Let the Battle Commence
The Lian Rap!
Flappy Bird!
The Legends
Guess who's back...back again!
Cliffhangers, no more!
So much confusion!
Help me my friends!
Disaster of a Date
Happy Birthday Lian
The Last BBQ Together
That Stupid Duck!
You again?!
Turtles!
Esca-pe!
Yo! It's you guys! Slumber party!
I'm Back Fools!
Nat Should Change his Career
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Remember?
Promises
Absolutely Not?
IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG
Conspiracies!
A Lot Has Happened...
Thank You <3
~Epilogue~
HEADS UP

Explaining to Naruto and Steve

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Explaining to Naruto and Steve

Lian's POV

"Steve!!!!" I called, trying to find the duck.....

What am I doing?

Trying to find Steve, and for once, not trying to kill him.

I need to tell him about this so he doesn't think in a coward and then I won't be able to get my revenge on him.

"QUACK QUACK!!!!" I heard and spun around to face the ninja duck.

I held my white flag up, hands up in defence.

"Trust me, this hurts but....truce?" I ask, growling over saying it.

I can't do this..

The duck nods slowly, but still keeping his guard on.

I sit down and sigh, "Well,this might take a while so I suggest you take a seat."

The duck sits and tilts his head to the side as if asking what do you want??

Sighing once more I say, "I'm being forced to move villages...the sound...just telling you so you don't think I'm a coward..."

The duck nods eyes closed.

"Will you be able to get there?? I mean, it's quite a journey so..."

The duck only shakes his head and question makes appear above my head.

"Why not? What? You got a job here or something??" I ask sarcastically, "Friends? Family?"

His head jumps up a little at that.

"You've got a family??" I asked confused and he starts quacking. I sweatdropped "guessing you said I've got a life outside if you...am I right?"

Steve nods and we both sigh.

"I'm suppose to leave at the end of the month, jur after the chuunin exams finish so...lets kill each other as much as possible until then??" I offer.

(Five minutes later)

"IM GONNA MISS YOU TOO!!!!!" I cried, holding onto the duck as we cried our eyes out.

"THIS CAN'T BE THE END!!!" Steve cried.

.....I learnt to speak duck.

....when?

As soon as we became enemies...

"It's alright Steve...it's alright..." I anime cried.

"Lian?? ....STEVE?!?!?!" Naruto yelled in shock seeing us hugging and crying with each other. "What're you doing?!?"

"Saying goodbyes..." Steve replied.

"Steve says we're saying our goodbyes..." I rely wiping my eyes.

"You can speak duck?" Naruto asks confused.

"Yeah..." I say.

...I thought he knew!

"Since when?"

"Since we became arch nemeses."

"And why are two crying??"

"Because...I'm leaving the village soon..." I answer.

(Five seconds later)

"DON'T LEAVE ME LIAN!!!!!" Naruto cried as me, the ducky Steve and I held onto each other.

"I DON'T HAVE A CHOICE!!!!"

"Who's making you leave?! What's making you leave?!?" Naruto asked frantically.

"...Fido-sensei.." I answer, "also known as, my older brother!!"

"...BROTHER?!?!?" Naruto yells.

"Yeah, I had two, found one, dunno where the other went. And I've got an idea about what happened to my parents..." I say while letting Steve go.

The duck shakes his tail feathers and nods.

I nod back and say "Show up so I can kill you sometime."

"Will do." Steve replied before flying away.

"...are you two friends now??" Naruto asks.

(Five seconds later)

"I TAKE IT BACK!! I TAKE IT BACK!!! PLEASE STOP KILLING ME!!!!" Naruto screams for me and Steve to stop.

....yeah, he overheard...

I let go but Steve doesn't.

That's where I kick him in the air like a football or soccer ball.

.............................

....how do I know this??

.................................

.........seriously, how?

Anyway, so I sit beside Naruto who seems to be taking in as much air as possible at the moment.

......so I cheer him on!!

"Naruto! Naruto! Naruto! Naruto!" I cheer and stop when a squirrel looks at me weirdly.

"Don't become enemies with a squirrel..." Naruto says patting my head.

I hit his hand away pouting, "don't do that!! It's bad enough Kiba does it..."

"Kiba pats your head??" Naruto asks with a weird expression on his face.

"Well, he did when we were in the academy since I was really small then. But now that I'm tall he doesn't." I answer with a grin that Naruto sweatdrops at....

"What?" I ask in confusion.

"...nothin..." Naruto replies. "Tell me...why? Why do you have to leave?!"

That's where I begin to cry (because of all the feels!!! oh these manly tears!!!) properly and told Naruto everything, from what the Hokage said to what Kakashi said.

Everything.

Half way through me crying my eyes out, Naruto had pulled me to his chest as I cried, making his track suit wet with my tears.

"Lian...." Naruto finally says as I've stopped sobbing though silent tears pass through my eyes every now and then. "You're not...you're not gonna leave...are you?"

"They're gonna make me, Naruto..." I reply sadly.

"But...but your my best friend! My little sister!!" He objected.

"I'm gonna try and convince them no...and...and if I do leave then I'll send letters and visit and escape and cause havoc so they'll kick me out!!" I decide causing Naruto to laugh at my plan.

"It's not till the end of the month, isn't it?" He asked.

"Yeah," I reply, " got one more month in this village apparently."

We both pull back and I wipe my eyes, getting rid of the tears.

Then I stop and realise something.

Naruto stops too.

"WE HAVEN'T HAD RAMEN TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!" We scream.

- - - - - - - - - - - - -

Hey psychopath turtles!!!

So, I do have free wifi!!

.....for an hour.....

And the one that's near the apartment I'm staying at....is free yes but....doesn't work....

So I'm uploading from my iPod and I know this wont be very long or maybe it won't even work but I do know that I tried....probably failed....

I miss you guys!!! I've got loads of ideas for both books and I can type them down and I have to be social!!!!

AHHHHH!!!!!!

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