Gary: HI!
Drew: Yo.
Ash: Banana!
Paul: Hi.
Jace: Yo.
Leaf: Banana?
May: HI!!!
Misty: Yo.
Dawn: Banana.
Clemont: Hi.
Kenny: Yo!
Serena: Banana!
Barry: If someone says hi, yo or banana, I'm gonna fine all of you!
Cilan: What part is this?
Milani: IT'S THE 100th PART FOR STUCK WITH THEM POKÉMON PEEPS! *pops confetti*
Jace: For the 100th part special, we will be doing some mad libs.
Drew: Since Elemeno is too lazy to make her own mad libs, she decided to use some mad libs she found online.
May: She did make two mad libs, however.
Dawn: And since this is the part 100 party, we've invited a lot of our friends!
Brock: HI!
Gold: YOOOO!!!
Silver: Hello.
Lyra: Heya!
Conway: Hehehe.
Ash: Yes! Even Conway is here!
Bianca: HIIIIIIII!
Iris: Hey!
Milani: First, we will pair up. The pairing up is through a randomizer.
Jace: So, one in each pair would pick the words while the other would read the story. The one who gets to read the story will pick a random story. Before revealing what story they got, they must first ask for the random words so as not to influence the story.
Cilan: It's up to you guys to choose which mad lib you liked best.
Brock: First pair...we have Silver and Gold!
Drew: Wow, really?
Gold: Yeah!!!
Silver: I'll pick the words.
Gold: I want to.
Silver: You might go crazy with your thoughts.
Milani: Okay, guys, start!
Gold: Adjective?
Silver: ugly
Gold: Noun?
Silver: Gold.
Gold: Seriously? Number?
Silver: 103
Gold: Noun?
Silver: Coin
Gold: Adjective?
Silver: disgusting
Gold: verb?
Silver: fall
Gold: Noun?
Silver: paper
Gold: Body part?
Silver: Foot
Gold: And Adjective?
Silver: evil
Gold: Okay. We got something called Runaway Bride Proposal.
Elemeno: Presenting to you: Runaway Bride Proposal, PreciousMetal Edition.
Gold: Look, I guarantee there'll be ugly times. I guarantee that some gold, 103 or of both of us is gonna want to get out of this coin. But I also guarantee that I don't ask you to be disgusting, I'll fall it for the rest of my paper, because I know, in my foot, you're the evil one for me.
Crowd: *applauds*
Drew: The evil one for me.
Cilan: Thank you, Gold and Silver!
Milani: Okay...who's next? We have...Cilan and Conway!
Gary: What's the ship name?
Milani: No ship name available.
Cilan: I'll read the story.
Conway: Hehehe.
Cilan: Okay...Name of a guy?
Conway: Conway.
Cilan: Clothing?
Conway: Green tuxedo.
Cilan: Food?
Conway: Hawaiian pizza.
Cilan: Name of a girl?
Conway: Dawn.
Dawn: Seriously?
Kenny and Paul: *glares at Conway*
Cilan: Random question?
Conway: Do you want some sugar?
Drew: He's up to something.
Cilan: Verb?
Conway: Search.
Cilan: Another verb?
Conway: Hug.
Cilan: Song?
Conway: Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke.
Dawn: Ew.
Gary: This is interesting.
Cilan: Verb?
Conway: Fall.
Cilan: Random Sentence?
Conway: I love you.
Gary: This one's for the HeatTag shippers!
Cilan: The one I got is called 'Elemeno 1' means it's custom made.
Elemeno: Here's Elemeno 1, by Conway and Cilan.
Cilan: Once upon a time, Conway woke up to see he was wearing a green tuxedo. He got up and we to the kitchen. He decided to have some Hawaiian pizza for breakfast. He then heard a knock on his door. He went there and saw Dawn. Dawn asked, "Do you want some sugar?" He let her in the house and they searched. After they searched, they decided to hug and listen to the song Blurred Lines by Robin Thicke. After their little song party, they fell and Dawn left. But before Dawn left, Conway said, "I love you."
Milani: Uh...a little HeatTagShipping oneshot for you guys.
Conway: I liked that.
Dawn: Ew.
Gary: Wait...they decided to hug and they listened to Blurred Lines?
Gold: Dayum! What rhymes with hug me?
Silver: A lot of things.
Conway: Hehehe.
Dawn: I wanna run.
Milani: Next...we have Serena and Gary!
Gary: I'm picking the words.
Serena: Fine.
Drew: Ship name?
Milani: RivalCrushShipping.
Serena: Okay....oh my Arceus...is this serious? Can I swap?
Cilan: That's unfair.
Serena: Fine.
Gary: Let's just do this.
Serena: Body part?
Gary: Balls.
Serena: Seriously?! Adjective?
Gary: Happy.
Serena: Noun?
Gary: Anaconda.
Serena: Body part?
Gary: Legs.
Serena: Noun?
Gary: Bed.
Serena: Body part?
Ash: So many body parts.
May: And considering Serena wanted to swap.
Drew: And considering Gary is her partner...
Misty: This is gonna get nasty.
Gary: Eye.
Serena: Verb ending in s?
Gary: Slips.
Serena: Body part?
Milani: How many body parts are there in this one?
Gary: Foot.
Serena: Another body part?
Dawn: This one must be all about body parts.
Jace: Come on. Maybe this one is the My Toes My Knees song.
Gary: Butt.
Serena: Verb?
Gary: Sleep.
Serena: Body part?
Gary: Nose.
Serena: Adjective?
Gary: Nostalgic.
Serena: Noun?
Gary: Banana.
Serena: Verb ending in –ing?
Gary: Swimming.
Serena: Adjective?
Gary: Sexy.
Gold: Dayum.
Serena: Body part?
Gary: Elbow.
Serena: Verb ending in s?
Gary: Throws.
Serena: Level of intensity?
Misty: What?
Gary: Passionately.
Dawn: I'm terrified now.
Serena: So...this one is entitled 50 Shades.
Drew: Oh no.
Ash: What about it?
Elemeno: Presenting to you: 50 Shades of RivalCrush
Gary: What have I done?!
Serena: Suddenly he grabs me, tipping me across his balls. With one happy movement, he angles his anaconda so my legs are resting on the bed beside him. He throws his right eye over both mine and slips his left foot on the small of my butt, holding me down so I cannot sleep...He places his nose on my nostalgic banana, softly swimming me, stroking around and around with his sexy palm. And then his elbow is no longer there...and he throws me – passionately.
Drew: Well that was messed up.
Gold: At first, it was getting really smutty, but then it went 'what the heck happened?'
Gary: That was awkward, honestly.
Serena: I know. Dang. I can't believe I read that!
Ash: Wait...how did he throw his right eye?
Milani: Nostalgic banana?
Drew: His elbow is no longer there.
May: Where did his elbow go?
Serena: Can we just move on to the next one?!
Milani: We have Leaf and Misty.
Leaf: Can we get a non-erotic one?
Misty: I'll read. You give the words.
Leaf: Okay.
Misty: Name?
Leaf: Ash.
Ash: Why me?
Misty: Verb in past tense?
Leaf: Crossed.
Misty: School subject?
Leaf: Chemistry.
Misty: Noun?
Leaf: Spelon Berry.
Misty: Adjective?
Leaf: Tired.
Misty: Color?
Leaf: Green.
Misty: Facial feature?
Leaf: Jawline.
Misty: Name of a song?
Leaf: Love Me Like You by Little Mix.
Misty: Adjective?
Leaf: Awkward.
Misty: Noun?
Leaf: Magic.
Misty: Holiday?
Leaf: Christmas Day.
Misty: Number?
Leaf: 7.
Misty: Noun?
Leaf: Christmas tree.
Misty: color?
Leaf: Orange.
Misty: Article of clothing?
Leaf: Skirt.
Misty: Plural noun?
Leaf: Bikes.
Ash: Why bike?
Misty: Oh my Arceus. This one is called Valentine's Day.
Drew: Is this gonna be Pokeshipping?
Misty: Actually it can be any Ash shipping. Whatever ship floats the ocean.
Drew: Yes! It can be Palletshipping!
Elemeno: Here's Valentine's Day with Misty and Leaf. To be read by Misty.
Misty: Dear Ash, I still remember the first I crossed eyes on you. It was during Chemistry class, and you came in to give our teacher a Spelon Berry. The very first thing I noticed was your tired face, and your large green jawline. I even heard Love Me Like You by Little Mix playing in the background! Since that day, I admit I have had an awkward magic on you! I will reveal my secret identity on Christmas Day at 7 o'clock sharp. Meet me behind the Christmas tree. I'll be wearing an orange skirt. Bikes and kisses, Your secret admirer.
Crowd: *applauds*
Brock: THAT WAS BEAUTIFUL!
Ash: Bikes and kisses?
Gary: Green jawline?! Did he turn into a Bulbasaur?
Milani: Awkward magic.
Brock: THE MAGIC OF LOVE!
Milani: Next...we have Paul and Lyra!
Lyra: Yay!
Paul: I'm choosing the words.
Lyra: Fine.
Gary: *whispers to Drew* He's probably scared of Lyra possibly making a Pearlshipping story.
Drew: Yep.
Lyra: Okay. Let's start. Adjective?
Paul: Pathetic.
Lyra: Verb ending in –ed?
Paul: Untied.
Lyra: Plural noun?
Paul: Idiots.
Lyra: Liquid?
Paul: Orange juice.
Lyra: Plural noun?
Paul: Potions.
Lyra: Famous person?
Paul: Gary Oak.
Gary: YEHHH.
Lyra: Place?
Paul: Bathroom.
Lyra: Occupation?
Paul: Gym Leader.
Lyra: Noun?
Paul: Blanket.
Lyra: Nationality?
Paul: Kalosian.
Lyra: Female celebrity?
Paul: Jennifer Lawrence.
Lyra: Noun?
Paul: cake
Lyra: Female friend?
Paul: Leaf Green.
Leaf: Why me?
Lyra: Plural noun?
Paul: diseases
Lyra: Number?
Paul: 88
Lyra: And adjective?
Paul: Annoying.
Lyra: This one is called Personal Ad.
Gary: Just when I thought it would be a love story.
Elemeno: Personal Ad by Lyra Kotone and Paul Shinji.
Lyra: I enjoy long, pathetic walks on the beach, getting untied in the rain and serendipitous encounters with idiots. I really like pina colodas mixed with orange juice, and romantic, candle-lit potions. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Gary Oak. I travel frequently, especially to the bathroom, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Gym Leader.) I am looking for a blanket and beauty in the form of a Kalosian goddess. She should have the physique of Jennifer Lawrence and the cake of Leaf Green. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my diseases. I know I'm not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 88 days ago, and I have since become more annoying.
Gold: WOW. That sounds like an ad for a dating website!
Brock: WHAT WEBSITE IS THAT?
Gary: I think it would have made much more sense if it were gramps, and not me.
Dawn: But you are a poet.
Milani: Wait...what are potions made out of? I have a feeling it would have flammable substances.
Drew: That person must love fire.
Jace: Cake of Leaf Green?
Leaf: It's Green Tea flavored cake.
Ash: Wash my diseases? Ew.
Milani: NEXT! We have Face and Brock.
Jace: SERIOUSLY, FACE?!
Milani: Yah.
Brock: I take dibs on picking the words.
Jace: Darn it.
Brock: YEAHHH.
Jace: Relative?
Brock: Future wife.
Jace: Adjective?
Brock: Beautiful.
Jace: Another adjective?
Brock: Amazing.
Jace: And another adjective?
Brock: Fantastic.
Jace: Name of person in the room?
Brock: Jace.
Jace: Another adjective?
Milani: So many adjectives.
Serena: At least not body parts.
Brock: Golden
Gold: AYE.
Jace: Another adjective?
Brock: Messy.
Jace: Verb ending in –ed?
Brock: Loved.
Jace: Body part?
Serena: The horror.
Brock: Unibrow.
Jace: Verb ending in –ing?
Brock: Dancing.
Jace: Plural noun?
Brock: Magikarps.
Jace: Noun?
Brock: frying pan.
Jace: Adverb?
Brock: Sexily.
Jace: Verb?
Brock: Shout.
Jace: Verb?
Brock: Play.
Jace: A relative?
Brock: future husband.
Jace: Person in room?
Brock: Paul.
Paul: WHY?!
Jace: So...this one is called Letter From Camp.
Elemeno: Camp Letter from Paul...written by Jace, Brock, and the respective person who wrote the mad lib.
Jace: Dear Future Wife, I am having a beautiful time at camp. The counselor is amazing and the food is fantastic. I met Jace and we became golden friends. Unfortunately, Jace is messy and I loved my unibrow so we couldn't go dancing like everybody else. I need more Magikarps and a frying pan sharpener, so please sexily shout more when you play back. Your Future Husband, Paul.
May: This reminds me of the song Dear Future Husband!
Misty: True!
Gary: DAYUM. Sexily shout!
Milani: I wonder who this future waifu is. Hehe.
Jace: I'm not messy, though.
Milani: AND...that's it for now.
Barry: BYE!
Bianca: You've been oddly quiet.
Barry: Everybody else has been talking!!!
Bianca: True.
Iris: Stop being little kids. At least we get to play.
Cilan: Part 2 of this will be Part 101!