This was supposed to be posted on Oct. 21, but we had no power so I couldn't type it. I had weak internet, but I type using a laptop. My laptop's battery is busted, so it needs to be plugged in all the time.
So...yeah...I wrote this one in the dark using a pen and paper.
LeafGreenShipping Day = Oct. 16 or 21. I saw these two dates in the Google, so I dunno.
Eh.
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Elemeno: Eyo.
Gary: *pouts*
Elemeno: What's his problem?
Drew: He wanted to ask you something, but you weren't here.
Elemeno: Without stable internet connection, I cannot visit you guys.
Gary: You owe me a LeafGreenShipping oneshot.
Elemeno: Why?
Gary: We talked about it before. That we'll have a LeafGreenShipping oneshot on LeafGreenShipping Day.
Elemeno: Oh yah...that was a few days ago. Power outage, okay?
Milani: So...what are we gonna do?
Elemeno: PARTY!
Gary: Where's Leafy?
Elemeno: *whispers* Drewbean, Meloni, where's Leafy?
Milani: Not here.
Drew: She's with the family because it's her dad's birthday.
Elemeno: What do we do now?
Milani: Hmm...I got an idea. I'm gonna need Dawn. And Elemeno, do you have a Ditto?
Elemeno: No. Fortunately, Green is here. She has one.
Drew: So what's the plan, Melano?
Milani: Someone will have to dress up as Leaf.
Elemeno: So...who will it be?
Drew: WAIT! Green looks just like Leaf. There's only a slight difference with the hair. Can't we just ask Green to do it?
Milani: That might be a good idea.
Elemeno: You don't know Green that well. She might pull a trick us while we trick Gary.
Drew: Let's just try talking to her.
(Le time skip until Drew and Milani reach Green)
Green: So...you want me to pose Leaf for dear Gary?
Milani: Yeah, if you're cool with it.
Drew: How much do you want?
Green: Oh. I just want some...hmm...Milani?
Milani: Yes?
Green: You have some Comet Shards, right?
Milani: I have 3. Why?
Green: You guys don't have to give me cash. Just give me those Comet Shards.
Milani: Wait...
Drew: DEAL!
Milani: Uh...fine.
Green: Pleasure doing business.
(Le tricking Gary time)
Milani: Hi Gary.
Drew: Put this on.
Gary: A tux?! For what?
Milani: A date with Leaf. DUH.
Gary: Foh real?!
Drew: Yah.
Gary: *puts on tux* Who's the man?
Drew: You da man.
Milani: Gary, Gary, he's our man! If he can't do it, no one can!
Drew: Wait for her at the dining room.
(At the dining room)
Gary: *waits*
Milani and Drew: *hiding behind a conveniently located bush*
Milani: Where's Green?
Drew: Fashionably late, I guess.
Elemeno: I knew she'd bail.
Milani: Eh.
Drew: So what if she did? She only took Milani's Comet Shards.
Elemeno: HUH?! Did you know –
Drew: Shush. She's here.
Green (as Leaf): Hi babe. Happy Anniversary.
Gary: LEAFY? Hey!
Green: *sits* This is great, huh?
Gary: The ambiance is quite beautiful.
Milani: Why the heck are they being fancy?
Drew: Let them. It's funny.
Cilan: Good evening, lovely couple. For today's appetizer, here's some Mozzarella Sticks.
Gary: Yum!
Cilan: Courtesy of Brock.
Green: Heck yeah!
Gary: Glad you love it, Leafy.
Milani: That ended their fanciness. I didn't know Green gets excited with food.
Drew: You learn something new every day.
Cilan: Here's your meal. Honey glazed chicken with garlic, accompanied with java rice. Again...care of Brock.
Green: Alright!*eats chicken shamelessly*
Gary: Uh...Leafy?
Green: This is the best! Brock is such an awesome chef!
Gary: Um...Leaf. I've been thinking...when would you consider going out with me? As in a date not set up by Elemeno.
Green: Uh...what? *finishes chicken*
Gary: Uh...never mind.
Drew: Pssh...Elemeno did nothing. I'm the one who made this happen.
Milani: Shut up.
Green: Sheesh, Gary. You're usually not a slow eater.
Gary: Well...this is a fancy place, so yeah.
Green: Man up and eat faster.
Gary: Fine.
Drew: Weird.
Milani: Elemeno did warn us about Green.
Drew: Eh...at least Gary seems to be falling for it.
Milani: We'll just explain to Leaf when she returns.
Gary: Wait...Leaf? Isn't today your dad's birthday?
Green: Uh...no.
Gary: Really? I thought it was today.
Green: Oh...is it? Oh no. I forgot! I'm such a terrible daughter.
Cilan: And for dessert...caramel cake!
Green: Yes!
Gary: Cool.
Milani: Why caramel cake?
Jace: it's the best cake ever, Melanie. *eats cake*
Milani: Ugh...it's MILANI.
Drew: Wait...how'd you know we were here?
Jace: I was looking for Ash, but then I saw the cake. He let me take care of Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pika! Pika pikapi?
Jace: I don't know where he is, Pikachu.
Pikachu: *sniffs* PIKAPI! *runs to Green and Gary*
Jace: Pikachu! *runs towards Pikachu*
Milani and Drew: *follows Jace*
Gary: Pikachu?
Green: Pikachu? Uh...what?
Gary: That's Ash's Pikachu.
Pikachu: Pikapi!
Green: *whispers to Pikachu* Not now...
Jace: Wait...what?
Milani: Don't tell me...
Drew: Uh...
Pikachu: Pikapi?
Gary: What's going on, Leaf?
???: Hey! I'm back!
Milani and Drew: Uh-oh.
???: What the heck?
Green: *in a more boyish voice* Uh...hi Leaf.
Gary: Wait! If she's Leafy, then you are...
Green: *removes wig and a Ditto falls off his face*
Drew: What the heck?!
Milani: ASH?!
Jace: Yikes.
Leaf: Why Ash?
Ash: Green told me to do this. Since our food is only fish sticks because of this LeafGreenShipping date thing, I agreed. I love chicken!
Gary: I can't believe you did this.
Milani: It's our fault, Gary. We just wanted you to be happy. But our original plan was that Green would be the one to cover for Leaf. We told her to cover, and she asked Comet Shards in return.
Drew: I can say it's a good deal.
Jace: What?! You asked Green to do this, and she asked for Comet Shards in return?
Milani: That's what I said.
Jace: I'm just clarifying, Melanie.
Milani: UGH. I know she kinda fooled us because she told Ash to do it, but I don't mind. At least someone did it.
Ash: Sorry, Gary.
Gary: *sighs* Thanks anyway, guys. You know what...I have great friends.
Ash: YAY.
Jace: So...Comet Shards?
Drew: Eh...not a big deal.
Jace: Not a big deal? You're an idiot, Drew.
Milani: I had a feeling it was worth something.
Drew: Whaddaya mean, Jacey-Wacey?
Jace: They're worth 15000 Pokedollars.
Milani: What?!
Drew: It's okay...I guess.
Jace: EACH. So...that's 45000 all in all.
Milani: WHAT?!
Drew: Whoops.
Jace: Where did Green go anyway?
Ash: She said something about going to Icirrus City. She used her Jigglypuff to fly.
Jace: Yikes.
Drew: Why yikes?
Jace: There's a guy in Icirrus City who will buy a Comet Shard for 60000 Pokedollars.
Milani: Each?
Jace: Yep. So...she'll get 180000 off of that.
Milani: GAHHH! I could have gotten that cash! Green tricked us!
Drew: Well...next time we should not trust people like her.
Milani: You were the one who....GAH! *whacks Drew with a mallet*
Drew: Yo.
Milani: Wait...if I didn't hit you...
Drew: Yeah...
Gary: *unconscious*
Milani: OF COURSE.
Leaf: So...you did this because?
Milani: Belated LeafGreenShipping day.
Leaf: Oh. Well...*kisses the cheek of the unconscious Gary* Don't tell him I did that.
Milani: Yeah.
Ash: I want more cake!
Jace: CAKE!!!
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Ta-da. I changed stuff from my original manuscript, especially the ending. I think this ending makes a bit more sense, so I went with this.
Hopefully more updates to come. I'm busy with class, so I can't guarantee often updates.
SEE YA!