Gary: I'm bored.
Ash: Yeah. Hey...what's that?
Gary: Pokémon Emerald?
Ash: PLAY IT!
Gary: Play we shall! *boots game*
Ash: OOH.
Gary: Hey! There's no save file here. We can start our own game.
Ash: Leh do dit!
Gary: So...Professor Birch is giving us this lecture. Blah blah blah. I've heard this from gramps before.
Ash: Are we a boy or a girl?
Gary: So...if we're a guy, we get to be Brendan. Otherwise, we're May.
Ash: So...we're going for May or Brendan?
Gary: Well...since May is our friend...WAIT...I got an awesome idea!
Ash: What is it?
Gary: Let's go be Brendan.
Ash: He's asking our name now.
Gary: PERFECT! His name shall be...
Ash: Brendan. Duh.
Gary: No...he shall be....DREW!
Ash: Drew as Brendan? What?!
Gary: It's the ultimate twist.
Ash: This is going to be so messed up.
Gary: Why are we in a moving truck?
Ash: Why are we alone with boxes?
Gary: Hey...it stopped.
Ash: We're in Littleroot Town!
Gary: I guess that's our mom.
Ash: Mrs. Hayden.
Gary: No...she's not Mrs. Hayden.
Ash: Oh.
Gary: Okay...some Vigoroth are moving our stuff. Weird.
Ash: We shall go to our room and fix the clock!
Gary: Time fixed.
Ash: Hey...Norman's on TV. I wonder if that's the same Norman we know.
Gary: He's apparently our dad.
Ash: Mr. Hayden?
Gary: Uh...no. Okay...we should go say hi to the neighbors!
Ash: To the neighbors!
Gary: So...May is our neighbor.
Ash: Be nice, Drew.
Gary: Huh? There's only a Pokeball in May's room?
Ash: Interact with it...there's May!
Gary: Oh hello, May. What the heck? Why is she acting like she has seniority over us?
Ash: She's been helping her dad with his research.
Gary: Wait...MAY IS A BIRCH?!
Ash: The gameverse is so different.
Gary: So I guess no May Maple. Just May Birch.
Ash: Drew's not gonna wanna hear that.
Gary: Yep. Okay...we should go...where now?
Ash: Hey! Professor Birch is being chased by that Zigzagoon! We should help him.
Gary: Which Pokémon should we use? I say...for the biggest twist...let's go for Torchic.
Ash: No way.
Gary: Fine. Mudkip.
Ash: I think Drew would pick Treecko.
Gary: FINE! GO FOR TREECKO BECAUSE HE'S YOUR PICK.
Ash: Yay!
Gary: Ey look. We got ourselves a female Treecko.
Ash: Rare.
*after battle*
Gary: YAY!
Ash: Hey! We get to keep the Treecko!
Gary: Let's name the Treecko 'Milani'.
Ash: OKAY! Milani the Treecko!
Gary: Hashtag it!
Ash: So...we have to battle May at Route 103. She's doing some research things there and she could help us become better trainers.
Gary: So...MAY HAS SENIORITY OVER DREW HERE?
Ash: Brendan, not Drew.
Gary: Our character's name is Drew even though he's dressed up like Mr. White-Hair-I-Mean-Hat.
Ash: Uh...okay.
Gary: Still...she has seniority over DREW?! WHOA.
Ash: Wait...May is senpai.
Gary: May is Drew's senpai.
Ash: Let's now go to Route 103!
Gary: Okay...we're now in Oldale Town.
Ash: Pokémon Center!
Gary: Hey, random person. I, Drew, shall talk to you.
Ash: He showed us to the Pokémon Mart.
Gary: And we got a free Potion.
Ash: SWEET!
Gary: Now...let's go up.
Ash: There's senpai.
Gary: Haruka-senpai!
Ash: Battle time! Go, Milani!
Gary: She has Torchic!
Ash: Whoa.
Gary: Pound, Milani! Pound!
Ash: AH! That Scratch by Torchic was a critical hit. We can't give up easily.
Gary: Wait...we have that free Potion!
Ash: Potion Time!
Gary: One more pound...WE WIN! We beat Haruka-senpai!
Ash: WOO!!!
Gary: Okay...now we go back to Littleroot Town.
Ash: We're following you, May.
Gary: Haruka-senpai.
Ash: And we're back in Littleroot. Man...traveling is fast in the games.
Gary: To the Professor's Lab!
Ash: We get the Pokedex!
Gary: And Haruka-senpai gives us Pokeballs!
Ash: Time to catch some Pokémon!
Gary: SOME PIKAMANZ!
Ash: Okay...ooh! A Poochyena!
Gary: Go...MILANI!
Ash: Milani is getting really strong.
Gary: Yep.
Ash: Pokeball, go!
Gary: Woo!
Ash: We caught...a Poochyena!
Pikachu: Pi-pikachu!
Gary: *sweatdrops*
Ash: So...do we nickname the Poochyena?
Gary: It's a dark type. It's male. Uh...name it Paul.
Ash: Paul it is!
Gary: Shinji's in the game!
Ash: OOH! Wurmple!
Gary: GO MILANI!
Ash: POKEBALL GO!
Gary: We're on fiyah!
Ash: We caught Wurmple!
Pikachu: Pi-pikachu!
Ash: What's the nickname?
Gary: Uh...Anthony.
Ash: Why Anthony?
Gary: I don't know.
Ash: Fine...let's battle these trainers!
*time skip while they battle le trainers*
Gary: We're in Petalburg City!
Ash: There's the gym!
Gary: It's NORMAN!
Ash: And he's our dad!
Gary: Wait...we are not Drew Hayden or Drew Birch.
Ash: Oh no.
Gary: We're Drew Maple.
Ash: Drew Maple?!
Gary: Hey...a guy with green hair entered the gym.
Ash: His name is Wally.
Gary: So that's Wally.
Ash: Let's help him catch a Pokémon!
Gary: Can't we just give him the Mudkip left with the Professor?
Ash: I guess not...
Gary: Okay...he found a Ralts.
Ash: How come we didn't find a Ralts?
Gary: He caught the Ralts.
Ash: I guess we're done for now.
Gary: Yeah...
Ash: Drew Maple and May Birch. What in the freaking freak?
Gary: Drew as Brendan. HA!
Ash: Man...the game is so much different, huh?
Gary: Yeah. Dude...let's try other Pokémon Games.
Ash: Uh...when we get time.
Gary: Okay. Smell ya later, Feraligatr!
Ash: I'm not a Feraligatr.