Stuck With Them Pokemon Peeps

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Welcome to do the crazy universe known as the Elemenoverse. Join Milani and the Pokรฉmon Peeps in their crazy... More

The Intro
Alone
Out of Ideas
Pizza
About the bet..
Eh em febeles
Milani goes on a date???
Burns
I woke up and...
Tomodachi Life
Tomodachi Life pt. 2
Tired
Megaphone
Cake
Stuff
Tomodachi Life pt.3
Packing
Hit
Budew Wonder Trade Part 1
Tomodachi Life pt.4
The Pokeathlon! Human version. The Intro
Cover
Pokeathlon Human: The Final Pairings
Budew Wonder Trade Part 2
Pokeathlon Human: Event 1
Pokeathlon Human: Event 1 result and start of Event 2
Shipping Names...
Pokeathlon Human: Result of Event 2. Start of Event 3.
Stuff About Nameshipping
Tomodachi Life pt.5
Drew and Gary Play the Crazy Pokemon Character Quiz
Ash and Paul join the fun (CPCQ)
Someone took the game a bit too seriously
Pokeathlon Human: Event 3 result. Start of Event 4.
More CPCQ Fun with the Boys!
Tomodachi Life pt.6
Pokeathlon Human: Result of Event 4 + Start of Event 5
Tomodachi Life pt.7
Boys play Would You Rather? (CPCQ)
Jace plays the rest of the game (CPCQ)
Pokeathlon Human: Finale
Gary's Petition
Response to Gary's Petition
Not So Exciting Round...(CPCQ)
Boys Play Would You Rather II (CPCQ)
Girls Try the 5SOP Horoscope
Budew Wonder Trade pt. 3
Guys Play Alone (CPCQ)
Pokemon Peeps Awards: NOMINEES
10 Questions
By the Power of Shuffle
Budew Wonder Trade Part 4
Tomodachi Life pt.8
Tomodachi Life pt.9
Tomodachi Life pt.9.5
Tomodachi Life pt.10
Touchy Feely things...
Tomodachi Life pt.11
Pokemon Peeps Awards: EVEN MORE NOMINEES
Tomodachi Life pt.12
Guys play as Wedding Planners (CPCQ)
Truth or Dare
Tomodachi Life pt.13
POKEMON PEEPS AWARDS!!!
ARTWORK?!?! Eh...not really.
Wait...what?!
Some Get Extra Crazy (CPCQ)
Completing Sentences (CPCQ)
ASK ME STUFF!
Pokemon Journey Challenge
Pokeception?
Kanto Grand Festival
Completing Sentences: Song Edition (CPCQ)
Shipping Games (CPCQ)
Random Questions with the Pokemon Peeps
A Wild Betch Appeared!
Power Outage
Let It Go
A Messed Up Thing
Ash and Gary play Pokemon Emerald
Ash and Gary play Pokemon Gold
Fall (CPCQ)
Switchin' (CPCQ)
Milani has a Wattpad account?!
Google
More Would You Rather (CPCQ)
LeafGreenShipping Day?!?!?!
Doing Requests (CPCQ)
Tomodachi Life pt. 14
Mafia: Yandere Edition
Tomodachi Life pt. 15
More Messed Up Things (CPCQ)
Mafia: Yandere Edition PART DOS
But It's Pokeshipping Day (CPCQ)
It's someone's birthday...
Uno Frozen Edition
DA DARES
More Requestos (CPCQ)
Mad Libs Part 1
Mad Libs Part 2
Two lies and a truth
The Derision Album
MASH with the guys
They were gonna play Pokemon Emerald but...
Hotline Bling (CPCQ)
Q&A once again
Palletshipping Musical??? (CPCQ)
Answering your questions!
Sea Looks So Perfect
Pokemon Horoscopes
Guys play Cards Against Humanity
Top 8 ships?
She's Kinda Cold
CAH RESULTS!!!
Uh
Introduction (Elemeno Winter Games)
Mario Kart Time! (EWG)
Some darn luck based card game (EWG)
Some Very Good Cooking! (EWG)
Fanfiction-ception (CPCQ)
Mario Party + Super Battles! (EWG)
EWG Finale Part 1
EWG Finale Part 2
JUST DANCE!
Mad Libs part 3
Pokemon Dating Quiz
About time we did these dares....
Date, Marry, Kill (CPCQ)
Welcome back, Elemeno.
Please help
MASH with the girls! on 4/20
CPCQ Finale???
Matchmaking Weirdness
Matchmaking and some UNO Stacko
The Bet - 2016 Edition
Switch it up Switch it up!
Why not? (PACITS)
Questions
Q&A thingy
More Q&A
The Finals Bet Results! + Last of the Q&A
Gary Asks
Contestshipping Day!
Return of the Tomodachi
Tomodachi Life part Ruby Pendant
Really Romantic Mad Libs
Backie
Pokemon Peeps Preach and Rap
Epilogue
Bonus Chapter :]
Arceus' Turnwheel

Enemies (CPCQ)

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Elemeno: HELLO EVERYBODY!

Drew: So...can we start with 'Enemies' now?

Jace: It is a speed round again, so I guess it makes sense that we just do that one for now.

Ash: Why is it called 'Enemies'?

Drew: It says that you have to give an explanation why two people don't like each other or something like that.

Ash: Even if they really don't hate each other?

Drew: Yep.

Jace: Come on, let's get started.

Elemeno: Oh yah! I already organized the thing to make sure that those who paired up the same two people would just have one answer.

Gary: Uh...okay.

Elemeno: And this time, you won't take turns. You guys will say all your answers, before the next one says his.

Drew: Okay. I'll arrange the order then. It will be...okay...I get to start. Followed by Jace, Paul, Ash and Gary.

Ash: Yay! I'm ahead of Gary!

Jace: Okay. Why do the following hate each other? Or...what would make the two hate each other?

Drew: Okay...my first pair is Jace and Jonny.

Gary: The Milaniship.

Paul: I think they really don't like each other.

Ash: Nah. Jonny thinks Jace is cool.

Gary: Jacey-Wacey is the one with issues.

Jace: I don't have issues.

Drew: Let me answer. Hmm...I guess they would end up hating each other because of Milani.

Gary: But Jonny is dating Shana.

Drew: I know...but let's say Shana is not in the picture.

Gary: Oh. But...would Jonny like Milani if Shana is not in the picture.

Paul: There's a chance. They seemed really close before Milani even met Shana.

Jace: Next please!

Ash: You guys are making Jace feel uncomfortable.

Gary: You're sucking up again. #AshJaceBFF2K15

Drew: Next. We have Paul and Shiela.

Gary: Ooh. Cuzzos.

Ash: Hmm...how come Shiela and Paul are not as close as Milani and Drew?

Drew: Uh...not all cousins are super close with each other.

Gary: Yeah. I'm not that close with my cousins. Right...poor Ashy-boy doesn't have cousins.

Ash: Yes I do...I just haven't met them.

Jace: Aww...

Drew: Let me answer guys! I guess the two of them would end up not liking each other because they fought over inheritance.

Paul: I don't think we have inheritance to fight about.

Gary: F**k logic!

Drew: #AllAboutTheInheritance

Paul: Ugh.

Drew: Next...Brock and Dawn. Uh...I guess Brock was setting Kenny up with Dawn. He really wanted them together.

Ash: He did tell Kenny the secrets of love.

Gary: So...why would they fight?

Drew: Because Dawn didn't like Kenny like that...she only considers him a childhood friend and rival.

Paul: That's it?

Drew: What?

Gary: Pssh. Drew, I thought you are the president of the ISG.

Drew: I am. I assumed that we were assuming it.

Gary: Fine.

Drew: Next. Me and Solidad. Hmm...I guess she...

Gary: Decided to ship May with someone else!

Drew: Uh...no. Okay...uh...let's go with that. I don't want to think of other reasons.

Gary: Gary Oak strikes!

Drew: Next...oh boy...Ash and Misty.

Gary: Dang son!

Ash: Uh...I don't like this.

Drew: I got this, Ashy.

Gary: Only I get to call him Ashy!

Drew: It's this simple. One day, Ash Ketchum went on his journey to become a Pokémon Master. He was being chased by Spearow, and he fell down a river. Misty fished him out of the river with her amazing strength. As didn't care about what she did, and he even stole her bike. The bike ended up being electrocuted. Misty saw that Ash left her burned bike somewhere, and she was furious. She decided to annoy Ash about it, to the extent that she followed him around. Ta-da.

Ash: Whoa...that actually happened.

Drew: See? In the end you two become best buddies.

Jace: Is that answer even allowed?

Elemeno: Yeah sure.

Ash: Yay!

Drew: Next...Youngster Joey and Milani.

Jace: Hmm...I'll go for Youngster Joey calling Milani multiple times a day just to talk about his top percentage Rattata. Milani had enough of his talking and she got mad at him.

Drew: Don't answer for me! But...I was gonna say that.

Jace: It's predictable.

Drew: Next...Shana and Barry. Does someone want to answer this question?

Others: *no response*

Drew: Okay...so I guess Barry will fine Shana, but Shana will insist that she didn't do anything and they'll hate each other forever.

Gary: Eh.

Ash: Barry's always fining.

Drew: Next...ha...this one. May and Gary.

Gary: So...what do you have to say?

Paul: This is interesting.

Jace: You're interested?

Ash: A-Paul-calypse.

Drew: Hmm...Gary went yandere mode. He was attacking everyone who went near Leaf. May went near her, and he tried to attack her, but May was able to hit Gary with a mallet she borrowed from me that I borrowed from Milani.

Jace: So...you borrowed it?

Ash: We all know the way you borrow things.

Jace: Yah.

Gary: Pssh...I'd never get that crazy.

Drew: Next...Bonnie and Leaf. Hmm...I guess Bonnie said the Leaf would be the perfect wife from Clemont, and Leaf didn't want to.

Gary: Because she loves her Gare-bear.

Jace: You're too obsessed with Leaf.

Gary: Deep inside, Jace, I know that you are obsessed with Milani.

Jace: Uh...no.

Drew: Next...Bianca and Harley. Bianca tripped and pushed Harley down a fountain. Harley hates her forever.

Ash: Typical Harley.

Gary: Typical Bianca.

Drew: This one though...Clemont and Serena.

Gary: Ooh.

Drew: Uh...I guess Clemont got friendzoned and he didn't take it very well.

Ash: Why would he be friendzoned?

Gary: Duh, Ash.

Ash: I don't know why!

Gary: Oh brother.

Drew: Lastly...Cilan and Max. Huh...I don't know. I guess Cilan gave Max a bad evaluation on his relationship with his Pokémon? I don't know.

Ash: That's how Burgundy got mad with Cilan.

Gary: Pssh. Burgundy is doing that to get Cilan's attention.

Drew: And I'm done!

Gary: It's Jacey-Wacey time!

Jace: Don't call me that. Sheesh.

Paul: Let's get this over with.

Jace: First...Jessie and Max. Simple. Team Rocket was trying to capture Pikachu while Max was traveling with Ash. Max thinks they're bad people, so there.

Ash: Yup.

Jace: Next...me and Brock? Uh...I don't hate Brock. I think he's awesome.

Gary: He tried to ship Milani with someone else!

Ash: He did?

Gary: Not really, but how will Jace get mad at him?

Jace: Let's just say we didn't agree on a certain dish.

Drew: Chef things.

Jace: Next...Milani and Gary. This one is fairly simple. Milani got annoyed with Gary.

Drew: Yep.

Jace: And Gary retaliated, I guess.

Drew: Gary would hit a girl?

Gary: Not really....

Jace: But then of course, we never know once Gary goes yandere mode. He might go after Milani once he sees her with Leaf.

Gary: Uh...next?

Jace: Lyra and Drew. Hmm...I guess Lyra kept on insisting that Pearlshipping is canon, and Drew didn't like that because he is the president of the Ikarishipping Guild.

Drew: Yep!

Gary: Drew can't be the ISG pres. I demand another election!

Drew: Shut up. You're just jealous you're not a president of a shipping guild.

Gary: I think there are more deserving Ikarishippers than you, Drew.

Jace: Next...Bonnie and James. Same thing with Jessie and Max.

Ash: Yep.

Drew: Yep.

Gary: Uh-huh!

Jace: Misty and Bianca? Uh...I don't know. Maybe Bianca did something clumsy to mess up the Cerulean gym?

Gary: Uh...how?

Jace: I don't know. Something.

Ash: Something could be many things.

Jace: Let's just say she didn't watch she was going, so she tripped and broke some glass.

Gary: That's a nasty fall.

Ash: Is that even possible?

Jace: Let's just go with it and ignore the logic. She broke the glass, including the aquarium part, thus letting all the Pokémon go.

Drew: Bianca must be strong.

Ash: She pushes me down all the time.

Jace: Next...Kenny and Paul.

Gary: That's too easy.

Jace: Yeah. The answer is simply Dawn-related things.

Paul: Okay?

Ash: Yep.

Jace: Clemont and Ash.

Ash: But Clemont is my friend!

Gary: It's only a game, Ash.

Drew: Hypocrite alert.

Jace: Let's just say that Clemont got friendzoned, and he didn't take it very well. Why was he friendzoned? Because the one who friendzoned him likes Ash.

Drew: *cough* Serena *cough*

Gary: Unexpected twist. It was Ash who friendzones Clemont.

Jace: Why the heck not?

Ash: Uh...

Jace: Next...Silver and Serena. I don't know...maybe Silver doesn't like Serena's style.

Gary: Okay.

Drew: Makes sense I guess.

Jace: Conway and May. May didn't like the way Conway was creeping on Dawn, so May did something.

Gary: Or because Conway was scared of Paul, he ended up creeping May instead.

Drew: What?!

Ash: I guess Drew is not that threatening.

Drew: It's like you have never seen me mad.

Ash: Well...I did, but we managed to talk it out.

Jace: Barry and Harley. Hmm...Barry fined Harley, and Harley doesn't take being fined very nicely.

Drew: Makes sense. After Barry said his usual line, Harley placed him on that dumb burn book.

Gary: He has a burn book?

Drew: Yep.

Jace: Ok...Leaf and Red. I guess they used to be good friends, but because of yandere Gary, they were forced to stop talking.

Drew: Wow.

Gary: My Leafy.

Paul: I don't get your obsession.

Drew: No one does.

Jace: Well I'm done here.

Drew: Paul is up next!

Paul: First one is a bit basic. Gary and Ash.

Gary: Oh.

Drew: Let me guess. It's that old Pokeball story.

Jace: Or the one where Gary shows up with a pack of cheerleaders while he boasts the fact that he is Professor Oak's grandson.

Paul: Nope. It's that sign I saw on my way to Cerulean City.

Jace: Uh...what sign?

Paul: Gary was here! Ash is a loser!

Gary: That one is still rich!

Ash: I hate you, Gary!

Drew: I must admit. Gary has nice handwriting.

Jace: Maybe it was one of the cheerleaders who wrote that.

Ash: Next!

Paul: Conway and Milani. Milani doesn't like the way Conway creeps.

Drew: Can't we think of something else for Conway?

Paul: Eh. None really.

Gary: I honestly agree.

Paul: Next...Clemont and Bianca. Clemont's invention exploded while Bianca was looking at a cute Pokémon. The cute Pokémon got frightened because of the explosion, and therefore she was disappointed.

Drew: We did not talk about Bianca's clumsiness for once.

Paul: Next...uh...Cilan and Zoey.

Elemeno: No skipping Paul!

Paul: I hate you, Elemeno.

Elemeno: Whatever.

Gary: Hey! I wanna know!

Paul: Fine. Me and Dawn.

Guys: *le gasp*

Paul: Hmm...let's go with...we were at the Oreburgh Gym. I forgot who she was, and she got really mad.

Ash: I remember that.

Gary: And once again we hear this. *imitates Dawn's voice* Excuse me, your rudeness, but we've met once before! The name's Dawn!

Ash: *imitates Paul's voice* Don't remember.

Gary: *imitates Dawn's voice* You think you're funny, don't cha! Listen here, mister! You nasty, insulting, spoiled brat, APOLOGIZE!

Drew: *slow claps*

Jace: That was nice at the same time disturbing.

Paul: Now...Cilan and Zoey. Cilan gave a bad evaluation for Zoey and her Pokémon.

Drew: Why? Zoey's a top coordinator.

Paul: I don't care.

Ash: Did you and Zoey ever make up after what happened in Snowpoint City?

Paul: Well...she still won't accept me. Whatever.

Drew: Paul, you do know that you can't be with Dawn unless you get Zoey's seal of approval.

Paul: We'll see. Next up is May and Misty.

Gary: Ooh. They fought over Ash!

Drew: The heck?

Ash: Whu?

Paul: No. They fought over who gets to eat the last pot sticker.

Drew: Seriously?

Paul: Brock was the one who cooked it.

Ash: That makes sense.

Jace: So who got the last pot sticker?

Paul: Dawn did.

Drew: Of course she does.

Paul: Next is Barry and Serena. Barry bumped Serena, pushing her to fall down a pile of mud. Serena hates getting dirty, so yeah.

Drew: That makes sense.

Gary: I don't get why she doesn't like getting dirty. She's an adventurer!

Drew: I don't get why there's an adventurer who travels by car with a pack of cheerleaders.

Ash: BOOM!

Gary: That was just back in Kanto!

Jace: So? None of us did the same. We all travelled by foot.

Drew: I had to do it alone, so I didn't depend on anyone.

Jace: You were with Milani sometimes, back in your rookie days.

Drew: Yeah because she needed me.

Paul: Next...Shiela and Leaf. Let's just say that there's this guy that Shiela likes, but this guy likes Leaf.

Gary: What?! Shiela likes me?!

Paul: No. I didn't mean you.

Gary: WHO IS THIS GUY?!?!

Paul: Next...we have Brock and Drew. Let's just say that Brock doesn't really ship May with Drew, and Drew got upset.

Ash: I think Brock ships them.

Paul: We're only playing pretend for the sake of answering the dang question.

Ash: Okay.

Gary: If that's the case, who does Brock ship with May?

Paul: Some guy from LaRousse City.

Jace: Drew's a guy from LaRousse City.

Paul: No...that fat kid. Sid.

Ash: Although we met him in LaRousse, he's from South City.

Paul: Whatever.

Drew: I don't even know this Sid guy.

Ash: He has a crush on May.

Drew: Uh...what?!

Paul: Next we have Max and Jace. Let's just say that Jace's bass was missing again, but then he found it with Max.

Jace: Why would Max have my bass?

Paul: Drew gave it to him, so he won't get the blame.

Jace: Huh? I'd always blame Drew for that.

Drew: Gee thanks.

Ash: But why would he give it to Max.

Paul: He's an evil brother-in-law.

Drew: Gee thanks again.

Paul: Next up...Lyra and Iris. Their personalities clashed. Period.

Drew: Also known as 'I'm too lazy to think now.'

Paul: Next...Bonnie and Silver. Bonnie forced Silver to go to Stuff-a-Bear.

Gary: What?

Drew: Why didn't she bring Clemont instead?

Paul: Because Clemont was busy.

Jace: So why Silver?

Paul: Stop questioning me, and let's proceed with Ash.

Ash: My turn! Let's start with Misty and Barry.

Elemeno: Wait!!! Gary also got Misty and Barry, so you two answer together.

Gary: Uh...okay?

Ash: I guess Misty got annoyed with Barry, and Barry fined Misty.

Gary: And Misty uses her Rage of Misty against Barry.

Ash: It was super effective.

Gary: Barry fainted, but he said Misty shall rue the day.

Drew: Wow.

Jace: What type of an attack is Rage of Misty?

Gary: Duh, Jace. Water type because Misty's a Water type trainer.

Jace: I was just asking.

Ash: Next...Ritchie and May. Hmm...Sparky destroyed May's bike.

Drew: Didn't YOU destroy May's bike?

Ash: Uh...it was Pikachu.

Pikachu: *looks annoyingly at Ash*

Ash: Hehe...

Drew: Did you ever repay May for her bike?

Paul: Or Dawn?

Ash: Uh...well...

Paul: Pathetic.

Ash: Uh...I'm moving on now. Iris and Cilan?

Gary: Dun-dun-dun.

Ash: Well...Iris gets annoyed sometimes when Cilan does some evaluation.

Drew: But...they're still friends.

Ash: Yeah...whatever. Next!

Jace: He's too lazy now.

Ash: Leaf and Max. Uh...

Gary: My Leafy!

Paul: Seriously?

Ash: Uh...I guess Max defeated Leaf in a Pokémon Battle?

Drew: Huh?

Ash: Leaf got mad.

Gary: My Leafy.

Paul: Why would Leaf get mad?

Ash: Well...Vivi Winstrate hated Max after he beat her.

Drew: Wait...you met the Winstrates?

Ash: Yeah! Brock went up against Victor Winstrate. His Mudkip lost to Victor's Zigzagoon.

Paul: That's pathetic. He lost to a Zigzagoon?

Ash: It knew Thunderbolt.

Paul: Oh.

Ash: Oh yeah. Then Victoria Winstrate went up against May. May used Beautifly to beat Victoria's Roselia.

Jace: Wow. Roselia.

Ash: And she even said something about 'not taking any sympathy from a Roselia.'

Jace: Oh. Okay.

Drew: So...I assumed you battled Vicky Winstrate?

Ash: Yup!

Gary: Let's go challenge the Winstrates.

Paul: It's a waste of time.

Ash: Next...Gary and Bonnie.

Gary: Please don't say Bonnie tried makeup on me.

Drew: What?

Ash: No...I was gonna say because Max defeated Leaf, Leaf got mad, so she went to you. You then wanted revenge so you pulled a prank of Bonnie.

Jace: Bad Gary.

Drew: I think I prefer the makeup thing.

Ash: Okay...Trip and Clemont. Uh...I guess Trip wanted to challenge the Lumiose Gym, but Clembot was the leader that time. Trip refused to challenge a robot, and he calls the Lumiose Gym the worst gym ever, much to Clemont's dismay.

Paul: Sunyshore is still the worst.

Ash: Well...Volkner is not giving away badges anymore.

Jace: Because Ash had to do something.

Paul: Whatever.

Ash: Next...Drew and Milani.

Gary: Uh-oh.

Ash: Maybe...Milani told everyone that Drew likes May, and Drew got upset because he wanted to tell May that.

Jace: But Drew's too chicken.

Paul: Says another chicken.

Drew: I'm not chicken.

Gary: Oh yeah? I dare you to say you love May.

Drew: I love May.

Gary: As in right in front of her.

Drew: Uh...Ash, next?

Paul: Chicken.

Ash: Shauna and Bianca...I guess Bianca pushed Shauna down a river, and Shauna got sick. Shauna wasn't able to perform in the Pokémon Showcase she wanted to compete in.

Drew: Okay.

Jace: No comment.

Ash: Me and Tracey. I don't know. You guys suggest.

Drew: Hmm...I know. Tracey said he's in love with a Waterflower, and you got mad because you thought he meant Misty.

Gary: Let's just go with that.

Ash: Okay...next...Brock and Trevor. Uh...I don't know. Maybe Brock was flirting with the Nurse Joys at a Nurse Joy Convention while Trevor was taking pictures of all the Chansey, Audino and Wigglytuff. Brock was ruining the picture.

Jace: I guess that makes sense.

Ash: Next. Tierno and Paul. Maybe they had a battle, and Paul won. Paul also commented on how 'pathetic' Tierno's dancing battle style was, thus lowering Tierno's self-esteem.

Drew: A bit harsh.

Paul: Hm.

Ash: Okay...Dawn and Serena.

Elemeno: Answer it with Gary again!

Gary: They competed against each other in a fashion thing contest and they didn't like each other.

Ash: Uh...why?

Gary: Let's just go with that answer so we can move on with our lives.

Paul: Your turn, Gary.

Gary: Okay...first off...Mrs. Ketchum and the Cheerleaders. Uh...I was hanging out with Ash at his house.

Drew: What are you doing at Ash's house?

Gary: Playing video games? Anyway...The cheerleaders found me there and they forced their way inside the house. Mrs. Ketchum sees them and she gets mad.

Ash: Hmm...mom would really get mad if they ruined her flowers.

Gary: Yeah. They stepped on the flowers.

Paul: Okay.

Gary: Hmm...Leaf and Grampa. I'm sorry I have to do this to gramps...

Drew: Oh no.

Gary: Grampa didn't approve of my relationship with Leaf. Leaf hated him for it because she knows she is my happiness.

Jace: Wow.

Drew: Crazy Gary.

Ash: I think Leaf would be the girl Professor likes.

Jace: You're so supportive of him, Ash.

Gary: Thanks, Ashy.

Ash: Welcome, Gare.

Jace: Palletshipping Confirmed.

Ash: Confirmed BROTP.

Gary: Ooh. This one though...Clemont and Bonnie.

Ash: There was a time when they weren't in good terms because Clemont got mad since Bonnie went off somewhere.

Gary: Let's just go with that. Or Bonnie approached a girl Clemont really hates, and she said that she wants her to marry her brother.

Drew: That kinda makes sense.

Gary: Kinda?

Jace: Okay. Slightly.

Gary: Ugh. James and Ritchie. Simple. James and the rest of Team Rocket attempted to steal Ritchie's Pokémon.

Ash: Yeah.

Gary: Next...me and Jessie. I just don't really like Jessie already because she's her. Next...Giovanni and Bianca. Bianca doesn't like Team Rocket. Next...Paul and Brock because Paul said he didn't like Brock's cooking.

Ash: *gasps*

Paul: I happen to like Brock's cooking, but I don't tell him.

Gary: Fine. Brock didn't want Dawn to have a relationship with Paul.

Drew: That seems to be our case all the time.

Gary: Next...Milani and Ash. Hmm...see...because Ash and Jace became such amazing BFFs, Jace decided to travel with Ash instead of Milani, and Milani is upset and she blames Ash for everything.

Jace: I don't think I would do that.

Ash: Hey! He just said he'd rather be with Milani than with me.

Drew: Nameshipping Confirmed.

Jace: Whatever.

Gary: Next...Jace and Tracey. Hmm...Tracey forced Jace to donate some blood for some experiment.

Drew: Why would Tracey experiment on human blood?

Gary: He's researching on the effects of Pokémon items on human blood.

Jace: Why would he force me?

Gary: Because I say so. Moving on...ooh. This one is interesting.

Drew: Anything interesting to Gary is bad news.

Gary: May and Drew.

Ash: Dun-dun-dun.

Gary: Drew was cheating on May with Brianna.

Drew: WHAT?!

Gary: Fine...Dawn.

Paul: Why?

Gary: Belleshipping.

Drew: No. I mean...no offense to whoever likes that ship...but no.

Jace: How about this...

Gary: Shut up, Jace. This is my question.

Jace: I just wanna have a say. Sheesh. Anyway...May was practicing for her Pokémon Contest with Beautifly. She decided to throw three Frisbees to Beautifly. Beautifly used Gust to return the Frisbees to May. May managed to catch two of the Frisbees, but one went straight to some Grasshead watching her performance, like, WTF is he doing there anyway? May apologized to him...but Grasshead says...

Ash: *imitating Drew's voice* Please don't tell me you're planning on entering the Pokémon Contest with a cheesy act like that. You got no finesse. No moves.

Jace: *imitates May* Hey! Who are you to tell me that?!

Ash: *imitates Drew* If you must know, I'm Drew. Pokémon Coordinator.

Drew: *imitates Ash's voice* Really? That's just like you, May.

Paul: Why is Ash doing Drew's lines, and Drew doing Ash's lines?

Ash: *imitates Drew* Please, no comparison. You see...you and your Pokémon here. You got no style!

Jace: *imitates May* Hey! You can make fun of me all you want, but don't you dare make fun of my Pokémon!

Ash: *imitates Drew* Whoa, just calm down, little girl.

Gary: Wow.

Paul: That was...unusual.

Gary: Who knew Jace can do impersonations?

Drew: Anyway...we still have one more question. What do we dislike about blank? I'll start. What do I dislike about Iris? I don't know. I mean...she's okay. I guess I'll go for her calling us little kids whenever we do something fun.

Ash: Yeah.

Jace: What do I dislike about Dawn?

Gary: Dun-dun-dun.

Paul: Go on.

Jace: Honestly one thing I dislike is her outfit.

Gary: Let me guess. Too much pink?

Jace: Her outfit is not that pink. Milani sometimes wears more pink than Dawn. Just yesterday she wore a pink headband, pink shoes, pink glasses and even pink jeans. Only her shirt was not pink. It was beige.

Drew: It's amazing at the same time creepy that you know that.

Gary: Stalker alert.

Ash: He's turning into Conway!

Jace: I'm not turning into Conway.

Gary: Was her underwear pink too?

Jace: I don't know. I'm not a perv like you.

Ash: Burn.

Jace: Anyway...back to the main point, I don't really like how short Dawn's skirt is.

Gary: You don't like that?

Jace: I don't.

Paul: You are kinda right. With that outfit, she attracts creepers.

Ash: So I guess Jace is not turning into Conway after all.

Jace: That's what I said.

Paul: What do I dislike about Kenny?

Drew: This is too obvious.

Gary: *sings* Everybody wanna steal my girl. Everybody wanna take her love away. Couple billion in the whole wide world. Find another one 'cuz she belongs to me.

Ash: We should do One Direction! That way we can also include Jace!

Jace: No thanks.

Gary: But...One Direction has four members now.

Ash: So?

Jace: I said no thanks.

Ash: Uh...

Gary: What's wrong, Ashy?

Ash: I got...what do I dislike about Jace?

Gary: Ooh.

Ash: He refuses to join our boy band.

Jace: Yup.

Paul: Look...even I don't want to be in a boy band. I like being in a rock band.

Ash: Fine. But...if we continue being 5SOP, Jace won't still be there.

Paul: He's Drew's backup.

Jace: I prefer going solo rather than becoming Drew's backup.

Gary: And finally my turn! What do I dislike about Max? He sometimes acts like a know-it-all.

Drew: Says the know-it-all.

Gary: Excuse me? Who was dubbed as 'Mr. Know-It-All'?

Ash: Oooh.

Jace: *imitates May's voice* Yeah? Well, how about a practice battle right here and know, Mr. Know-It-All?

Ash: *imitates Drew's voice* Well, I suppose Masquerain and I could use a little warmup.

Jace: *imitates May's voice* It'll be more than a warmup!

Gary: Wow.

Drew: Okay...this is already creepy. Let's get out of here!

Gary: We're finally done-zos!

Paul: Who says that?

--

Hey. So...this one is a bit...weird...I guess. This took me three days to write. Well...three days that were apart. Maybe a week apart? Something like that.

See ya

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