I'm Messed Up and Proud! [A S...

By I_am_a_psychopath

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Welcome to the main character's insanity and the ninja world! Lian Titen, the protagonist in this story, make... More

~Prologue~
First Day of the Academy
Fast Forward A Few Years...
Iruka-Sensei Always Ruins Prank-Time!
The Graduation Exam? Bring It On!
The Sorting Sensei!
Smoking Hurts
Slide to the Next Team
Yawn! Here We Go Again!
Test Time
The Results Are In...
We Don't Want Any More 'D'
Steve
To the Land of Waves!
Cow-Man vs Team 7 and annouying bridge builder [Part 1]
Cow-Man vs Team 7 and anouying bridge builder [Part 2]
Okay, who kindnapped me? Was it you?! ¬.¬ or you....<.<
THE MOST EPIC FLIGHT EVA!!!....and yes...I DID say sensai...
Damn you trees! And...STEVE!!!!!! AHHH!!
Die Sakura!!!........DIE!!!!
Wow, this? This is a normal day?
Ha Ha! You don't get a bed to sleep in Sakura! KARMA!
......I have no words.....just....yeah.....
My middle name is....
The little red-headed ninja
The starting fight and...Naruto...
Ugh...what happened?...oh, hi Haku...wait a second...WHAT?!?!?
The Sand Ninja
The Chunnin Exams? Sweetness!
Sakura's party
Yet another little random filler!!!....you probably hate me now...
The first test is...getting to the test -_-l l
Bring. It. On!
The First Exam is...a written one...of coarse...
Confusion in the exams!! Well...I am here so...
Into the Forest of Death
The Fight!!
The Sound Ninja? ...why didn't you kill Kabuto?
Story Time!
The Preliminary?!
Continue of the preliminary round
HARLEM SHAKE
WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!?!?
Our latest prank XD
I need to find someone to train me!
Fido-Sensei
Arguements
Explaining to Naruto and Steve
Mini Mission: Getting Ramen!
The Truth
Time Skip!
Yet again, a filler! XD
I swear! This isn't a filler!
Let the Hunger Games BEGIN!
Well, this is fun...
Ugh! Why me?
What sort of 'revenge' IS THIS?!
The Story behind Rido and Fido Titen! - NEXT TIME!
The Story behind Fido and Rido Titen!
Akatsuki members aren't too terrible...
I'm Back!
This is the life!
The Search For Haku
The Search For Lian
CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
Yum....Sushi....
Let the Battle Commence
The Lian Rap!
Flappy Bird!
The Legends
Guess who's back...back again!
Cliffhangers, no more!
So much confusion!
Help me my friends!
Disaster of a Date
Happy Birthday Lian
The Last BBQ Together
That Stupid Duck!
You again?!
Turtles!
Esca-pe!
Yo! It's you guys! Slumber party!
I'm Back Fools!
Nat Should Change his Career
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year
Remember?
Promises
Absolutely Not?
IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG
Conspiracies!
A Lot Has Happened...
Thank You <3
~Epilogue~
HEADS UP

Just another 'average' day

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By I_am_a_psychopath

(Lian's POV)

I slid the door open to find Lorence from the Sound glaring at his bandaged hands. He didn't have a shirt on, though, loads of bandages covered himself up.

"Hey! How's it going!" I grinned closing the door behind me.

Lorence glanced at me before looking down at his hands again. "Why're you here? Came to rub it in?"

I raised an eyebrow and sat on he chair beside him. "Uh, why would I do that now?"

"Because, your village Genin beat me in battle...my team has disowned me and I will be shunned in my village for failing them..." Lorence replied sadly.

"But...why?" I asked confused.

Why would get shunned? Shunned like Naruto had been? Probably...

"Because...the sound village is small and new and would be an easy target..." Lorence explained painfully, trying to hold back tears, "We can't have weak ninja! We have to protect the place where we come from...I can't do that if I'm weak..."

I blinked and slung my arm over his shoulder.

"Then train." I shrugged, making him look up in confusion. "Instead of weeping here like a sissy, train! Train yourself till you can't move! If you don't feel pain in some part of your body then you haven't trained hard enough!"

"Who'd train me though?" He asked breathing deeply. "My sensei and team have disowned me..."

"...what's your sensei's name?" I asked.

"Fido T." Lorence replied. "He never told us his clan name though I know it begins with a T."

"Thanks. Are you guys staying at the same hotel as the Sand ninja?" I asked and stood up when he nodded. "I'll pound some sense into that so called sensei of yours!!"

"Lian!! Don't!!"

Huh, too bad I was already running away from the hospital to the hotel the Sand ninja were staying in.

I walked up to the receptionist about to ask where the sound ninja were staying but jumped into a pot plant when I saw Fido-sensei walk through the doors.

...oh yeah, I DID jump into the pot!! Cool huh?

As he walked past the receptionist with a quick nod of acknowledgement, the young blonde went into a swoon romance...

...I still don't see it!

I jumped out of the pot and silently hopped up the stairs after the red haired sensei.

When I got to the top of the stairs, he'd disappeared!?!?!?!?!?

I turned my head in confusion and saw him turn a left down the corridor. 

I hurried after him silently and peered round the corner to see...nothing?!?!?!?!?!?!

"Where the hell did he disappear to?" I muttered quietly to myself, scratching the back of my head.

I shrugged my shoulders and turned only to come face to face...uh, vest with the one person I was not suppose to let know I was here.

"What are you doing snooping around here, si..." Fido sensei stopped his sentence and stood up to his full height smirking. "What? Cat got your tongue?"

I glared at him "You didn't give me a chance to talk exactly!!!"

The man rolled his eyes with an unamused look on his face. "What are you doing here then?"

I sighed about to unleash hell upon him.

"WHY IN THE NAME OF CHICKEN BUTT'S HAIR ARE YOU DISOWNING YOUR OWN STUDENT YOU HORRIBLE UGLY SON OF A BITCH?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!!???????!!?!!??!!! YOU SORRY EXCUSE FOR A HUMAN BEING!!!!" I screamed at him causing him to wince due to my loudness.

I was going to continue, yes, but I couldn't because this guy here!! Yip!!!! This guy!!! He covered by mouth with his hand while I still rambled on and on.

(14 mins 52 seconds 1.53 milliseconds later)

"AND WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT OF TURTLES!!!! I BELIEVE THAT THEY SHOULD HAVE THE RIGHTS TO BE ABLE TO FLY WHERE EVER WHEN EVER THEY WANT!!!!!!" I yelled...yeah, I kinda got off topic...

"What has this got to do with what we were talking about in the beginning?" Fido-sensei asked me.

...I guess he noticed...

I sighed, "The point is, you shouldn't disown your student who looks up to you and wants your help to become stronger."

The sound team's sensei looked at me in a questioning way. "Hmm...of coarse they would teach you in the way of the Leaf...they're weak so they teach you how to be weak and then you are hit with the hard stuff when you are sent on missions and see your team mates die."

I glared, already annoyed with this sensei.

Should he even be called a sensei?

Personally, I don't he should be!

"Sensei? What're you doing out here?" Fizzy asked coming round the corner with Poe beside her. "Oh...hi Lian."

I grinned waving at them which the two students sweatdropped at.

(A/N - Yeah, I'm a freakin idiot!! I know I've asked for photos of the sound ninja and didn't add description, except Lorence, so I'm gonna do Fizzy (lol) and Poe here!! :D Deal with it!!)

Well, seeing as I am practically blind or just a bigger idiot than I thought I was, I didn't take the time to describe the other two sound ninja.

So, let's start with Poe!!! Basically he sounds like a girl.

........

........

.......

......you want more?!

Fine then!!! Fine!!

So, he's got....different coloured hair...?

Last time I saw him he had brown hair, now though, he's got black?!?!? The hell?!?!

"Does your hair change colour?" I asked.

"Yip." Poe replied with a nod.

"Cool." I said ending our very very long conversation...

Continuing, he's got multicoloured-changing hair, blue, almost a blacky blue colour eyes and has a weird looking sound ninja outfit...I've noticed that all of the sound ninja seem to be wearing something along the lines of it or exactly like it...

It's basically a robe tied with a rope or robe kind of thing.

Then there's Fizzy. She basically wears the same robey rope robe thing as every other sound ninja. The robe was a light purple and the rope thing was a dark purple. She also had a dark purple kind of scarf. This chick had black trousers and arm warmers and her hair was a blondey colour.

So, you now know what they look like...

"You should leave." Fido-Sensei said to us.

"Alright, bye." I shrugged.

"Not you." he said grabbing my shoulder.

I sighed, "I was kinda worried you were gonna say that...well, I sorta guessed you would actually."

"Yes, sensei." the two students said in unison and left to their room.

"...so, sup'?" I asked.

"I was just wondering...what do you know of your clan?" he asked, tilting his head to the side.

I glared at him, "I don't need to answer that."

He sniggered, "So, they really never told you anything?"

When I just blinked in confusion he just began to...laugh...

And not the 'haha! Wow that's a great joke' haha, but an actual 'MWAHAHAHAHAHA' haha!!!!

"What're you....mwahahaha-ing about?" I asked, backing towards the room that held the sand ninja in it...you now...incase I need back up...

"Oh, this is brilliant." Fido-sensei laughed, clutching his stomach and leaning onto the wall, "This is great!! This really is."

I started backing away, slowly and quietly-.....

......heh, I can't fool you.

Coarse I wouldn't do THAT!!!

Instead?

I ran down the hall screaming my head off.

"AHHHHHH GAARA!!!! TEMARI!!!!! KONKURO!!!!!!! HELP ME!!!!!! SENSIE LOST HIS NUT!!!!! SENSEI LOST HIS NUT!!!! REPEAT!!! IT'S A CODE RAINBOW!!!!!!!!" I screamed, banging on their door with my fists.

"...should I open the door?"

"No."

"But...it sounds serious...."

"I said no...she's too loud!"

"Open the door, Temari."

"Gaara!"

The door opened and I quickly closed it, locking the door behind me and even installing new locks....just to be safe....

I let out a sigh of relief. "Thanks guys....except Konkuro, he didn't want me in here...."

"....none of us really want you hear....." Temari said.

I blinked, "Oh well, I don't care....."

I turned around to the corner and started to anime cry. "...a fellow red-head doesn't want me around...."

I sensed with....THE FORCE!!!!! that the three sand ninja behind me sweatdropped.

"Ugh....okay....we're....sorry?" Konkuro tried to say, he seemed very confused.

"This kid is messed up." Gaara muttered making me grin.

"And proud!!!" I cheered, jumping into the air. "So, yeah, thanks for the help guys---wait!!!"

I walked up to Konkuro and shook his hand. "Thank you...for killing The Nerd's annoying team mate. Temari.....yeah....I dunno....and Gaara how'd it go between you and bushy-brow?"

"I wish I had killed him." Gaara replied emotionlessly.

"Oh, that's cool." I shurgged, while walking towards the window.

"Wait!!" Temari yelled, looking confused, "You're not...wondering why Gaara wants to kill Lee?!?!?!?!"

I shrugged once more, sitting ont the  edge of the sill about to slip off, "Not really. I'm trying to kill my mortal enemy right now so, I guess I'm not one to talk."

"Wait....who's your enemy?" Konkuro asked.

"QUACK QUACK!!!!!!"

"STEVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed, a huge ass tornado swirling around me. "COME BACK HERE!!!!!!!!"

"QUA-QUACK!!!!!!!!" Steve quakced which sounded like 'NEVER' to me.

"Bye, guys." I grinned, taking out my machine gun and chasing after the duck. "YOU'LL BE SORRY YOU EVER LAID EYES ON MY BABY PAINT GUN!!!!"

"A...duck?" Temari wondered.

"A duck....a duck is her mortal enemy?" Konkuro asked, facepalming, "Of coarse."

"Only her..." Gaara mumbled.

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"Look, I'm sorry I destroyed half of Konaha, but I have to get revenge on that duck!!!" I complained, "Just please!! PLEASE!!! Don't take them all away!!!"

"Lian, you messed up big time." Kakashi scowled as the ANUB took my guns out of my room, grabbing 'The Box' as well. "You have to pay for your consequences. Now, hand them over."

My eyes widdened,knowing what he meant. "N-No...please, no!!!"

"Lian, hand them over." Kakashi sighed, "They all need to be taken away."

"When will I get them back?" I asked a passing by ANUB.

"...probably when you join the ANUB. Should I say, if you join the ANUB." he replied.

Tears brimmed at my eyes so I blinked them away quickly. "I'm NOT giving them up."

My hand went to my two hand guns strapped to my lower back, "These were my first guns and I'm not giving them up!!"

"Lian." Kakashi said in a warning tone, eye narrowing, "Just hand them over already. All of the other one's have been taken away."

"Which means I should be allowed to keep these." I said, grabbing onto the handles. "My guns are like Haku's senbon. Or your Chidori. Or Sasuke's Sharingan. My guns are me and I do NOT give them up easily."

Kakashi sighed and turned to the ANUB who was waiting at the door, "...that's them all."

"Alright then, Kakashi. She'll get them back when or if she joins the ANUB." she said. "Knowing you, I don't think you'll let her join."

"That's right." Kakashi nodded.

"You can't control me forever..." I muttered.

Yeah I'm glad he let me keep my two hand guns, but if I want to join the ANUB when I'm good enough, then I'll join!!

The ANUB is what every accademy student's goal is!!!

"Alright. Good bye." the ANUB lady said and disappeared.

Kakashi closed the door with a sigh and turned to face me. "Lian, you can't go pulling stunts like that."

"Save your breath." I said, turning around and heading to my room. "I know what it is, it's just like the time me, Nat, Gwen and Den decided to become giants...."

Kakashi sweatdropped at the memory but sighed once more. "Just....stop."

"Hey, who am I fighting in the final round thingy?" I asked.

"You're up against-"

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........HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!

YESH!!!!

I'M SOOOO EVIL!!!!

I MAKE YOU WAIT THEN A HANG OVER!!!

Wait...no, that's not right....

THEN A CLIFF HANGER!!!!!!

That's what it's called, right?

Okay, I'm REEEEEEEAAAAALLLLLY sorrry that there's been no updates for a good few weeks. Now, you probably expect my charger to have gone 'missing' or my laptop to of 'fallen' down the stairs but, no.

Basically, I've not had any time whatsofreakinever.

DON'T BLAME ME!!!!

HUNT DOWN MY TEACHERS FOR GIVING ME A PILE LOAD OF HOMEWORK!!!!

I SWEAR!!! I'VE HAD LOADS OF HOMEWORK AND IT'S ONLY, what?, MY SECOND WEEK OR SOEMTHING ALONG THOSE LINES BACK!!!!

PLUS!!!! I've got a maths test on Thursday AND Friday TT^TT

......anybody know how to do.....math?

Sigh....ANYWHO!!!!

I'll try to upload a LOT more often!!! Not a litte, but a LOT!!!!

Okay!! So this chapter is dedicated to...

I_am_a_Jinx

For the AWESOME pic which is HOPEFULLY at the side here, it's fizzy if you couldn't tell :) I think it's AWESOME!!!

There's still time for a dedication for Poe and Lorence, so....yip!! :3

ANYWHO!!!! THIS PROBABLY TOOK A PAGE.....

I DON'T EVEN CARE THAT IT'S IN CAPS

PEACE OUT YA PSYCHOPATHIC LOVERS!!!!! XD

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