Gary: GUYS! WE HAVE AN UPDATE!
Ash: Another Would You Rather.
Drew: Oh no.
Gary: Let's get started. WOO! First...roll call. Ashy-boy?
Ash: Ugh.
Gary: Drewbae?
Drew: I hate you.
Gary: Paulie-Banana?
Paul: Huh?
Gary: Jacey-Wacey?
Jace: Don't call me that.
Gary: Let's start. Number one. Uh...number one doesn't really apply to us since we don't really have Wattpad accounts. We share with Milani. So...would I rather have Milani's password in Wattpad revealed or have Dawn and Misty married.
Ash and Paul: *squint eyes at Gary*
Gary: Password.
Drew: Hmm...give away password or have Paul and Gary married. Hmm...*smirks*
Gary: Yo Hayden, whatcha thinking of?
Drew: I'm giving away the password.
Ash: Hmm...in my case, Ritchie and Bianca married. Honestly, I don't mind if they get married.
Paul: For mine...password or Conway and Leaf getting married. Hmm...Conway and Leaf married.
Gary: EXCUSE ME?!!? Why not the password giveaway? It's not even yours.
Paul: Conway would leave Dawn alone.
Gary: BUT YOU'LL LET HIM MESS WITH LEAFY BABE?
Paul: He's your problem. You fix it.
Jace: HEY! Chill Gary, it's a game. For mine...no way I'm marrying Ash so I give out the password.
Gary: Number two. Have Serena and Jace end up together or have my OTP not end up together. My OTP is Leafgreenshipping, so of course I want Leafy and I together. So...Serena and Jace getting together.
Jace: WHAT?
Gary: Too bad.
??? (outside): YOU SUCK, GARY!!!
Jace: Who was that?
Ash: Probably an angry Geekchicshipper.
Paul: Or an Amourshipper.
Drew: Or a Nameshipper.
Gary: Whatever.
Drew: My turn. Have Clemont and Shiela end up together or my OTP not ending up together. I pick Clemont and Shiela ending up together.
Jace: What's your OTP anyway?
Drew: Some shipping.
Ash: Who's in Someshipping?
Paul: Are you serious, Ash?
Ash: Uh...maybe.
Gary: You're so stupid.
Ash: Whatever. My turn. Have Tierno and May end up together or my OTP not ending up together. Yikes...I want Misty and I together...so...sorry Drew.
Drew: *glares at Ash*
Ash: I said sorry, okay.
Drew: You're lucky you're not Gary.
Gary: What's that supposed to mean?
Paul: My turn. Lyra and Milani ending up together or my OTP not ending up together. Ikarishipping is the best. I go for Lyra and Milani ending up together.
Gary: YIKES. Silver is gonna kill you, Paulie-Banana.
Ash: Or Jace.
Drew, Ash and Gary: *looks at Jace*
Jace: What?
Ash: Uh...I guess he's not mad.
Drew: Or he's subtle.
Gary: Too subtle.
Drew: I might be on to something.
Gary: Paulie-Banana, you might want to run.
Paul: That nickname is even dumber than Ashy-boy and Drewbae.
Jace: My turn. Barry and Brock end up together or my OTP not ending up together. Barry and Brock.
Drew: What's your OTP?
Jace: Contestshipping. Thank me later, Drew.
Drew: I don't believe you.
Jace: Gary, number three.
Gary: Number three. This is going to be interesting.
Ash: Ooh.
Gary: Hmm...kiss Paul on the lips or watch Milani and my gramps...oh my goodness this is too gross.
Drew: Yikes.
Ash: Good luck. You cannot dodge the question, Gary.
Paul: I swear if you...
Gary: I'm straight okay...but I love my grampa, so I pick kiss Paul.
Paul: Ew.
Drew and Ash: *gasps*
Jace: Wow.
Paul: Ok...Gary. I'm grossed out.
Gary: What? We're not really gonna do it.
Drew: Ok...my turn. Kiss Bonnie on the lips or watch Bianca and Dawn French kiss. The heck? Um...what did Milani get for this?
Gary: She got kiss Iris or watch Ash and Misty French kiss. She chose Ash and Misty.
Drew: Hers was easy. Hm...I think I'd rather watch Bianca and Dawn make out. Oh great. The thought is freaking me out.
Paul: Be scared, Drew. Be very scared.
Jace: Paul might be on to something. If I were you Drew, I'd run.
Ash: My turn. Kiss Tracey or watch Brock and Cilan French kiss. Are you kidding me?
Drew: At least no one will kill you.
Ash: I go for Brock and Cilan. Ugh...my innocence.
Gary: I doubt your innocent, Ash.
Drew: Ooh.
Ash: Shut up, Gary.
Paul: My turn. Kiss Brock or watch Max and Bianca French kiss. Max and Bianca.
Drew: Are you serious, Paul? Max is just a kid.
Paul: So? It's better than kissing Brock.
Gary: Wow, Drew. You're defending Max now.
Drew: Got a problem?
Gary: None.
Jace: My turn. Kiss Silver or watch Conway and Gary French kiss.
Gary: I swear...if you pick...
Jace: Conway and Gary.
Gary: I hate you, Jace. I'll go get Milani's mallet.
Jace: Milani won't let you use her mallet.
Drew: Besides, you'll just hit yourself instead.
Ash: Ooh.
Paul: Honestly...I like Jace's choice. Conway goes to Gary instead. He'll leave Dawn alone.
Gary: You have big Conway issues, Paul. Don't pass them to me.
Drew: Let's proceed now.
Gary: Number 4. Buy Ash a mansion or live in a house full of booby traps forever. Happy birthday, Ash.
Ash: YAY! Wait...it's not my birthday.
Drew: Ok...my turn. Buy Harley a mansion or live in a house full of booby traps. Fine. Buy Harley a mansion, but he has to stop messing with May forever.
Paul: Wow.
Ash: My turn. Buy Trevor a mansion or live in a house full of booby traps. Buy Trevs a mansion.
Paul: Buy Jace a mansion or live in a house full of booby traps.
Jace: Thanks, Paul.
Paul: I go for the booby traps. That would be great training for my Pokémon. I don't have money to buy Jace a mansion anyway.
Jace: Seriously?!?!
Drew: That is so Paul.
Jace: My turn. Buy May a mansion or live in a house full of booby traps. I go for buying May a mansion. Drew might benefit off of that too.
Drew: Thanks, Jacey-Wacey.
Jace: On second thought...booby traps aren't so bad.
Drew: Huh?
Jace: Just kidding. Just don't call me Jacey-Wacey again.
Drew: Whatever.
Gary: Number five. Be an American Apparel underwear model or be stuck in a room with my cheerleaders and listen to their singing for 24 hours straight. I go for stuck in a room with the cheerleaders. I don't mind them singing their Gary cheer for 24 hours.
Ash: We're telling Leaf.
Gary: DON'T!!!
Paul: Why not be an underwear model? We've seen you in your underwear.
Ash, Jace and Drew: *tries hard not to laugh*
Gary: I hate you, Paul.
Drew: My turn. Underwear model or be stuck with Jonny for 24 hours and listen to his singing. Uh...I choose be stuck with Jonny for 24 hours. He'll keep on singing while I sleep. Fair enough.
Jace: Is he even a good singer?
Drew: I think he can sing, but I think you're a better singer, Jace.
Gary: Wow. You're helping Jace control his jealousy. Nice, Drew.
Jace: I'm not jealous.
Ash: My turn! Underwear model for American Apparel or be stuck with Barry for 24 hours and listen to his singing. I don't think I'll survive being stuck with Barry, so...sign me up, American Apparel!
Gary: You'll look so perfect, Ash.
Ash: In my American Apparel underwear!
Drew: Why are we still quoting She Looks So Perfect?
Paul: Be an American Apparel underwear model or be stuck in a room with Ash and listen to his singing for 24 hours. Hmm...I pick be stuck with Ash. He's not a terrible singer.
Ash: Yay!
Jace: Ok...be an underwear model or be stuck with Max and listen to him sing for 24 hours. I guess I can bear 24 hours with Max...so I pick be stuck with Max.
Ash: No one wants to model with me? We'll get paid.
Gary: Number six. Wake up with amnesia or have James forget Barry forever. Eh. It won't affect James much if he forgot Barry. He'll just forget the part where Barry talks about James's old Cacnea.
Drew: Wake up with amnesia or have Ash forget May forever. Hmm...
Gary: This will be interesting.
Drew: Sorry, Ash. I'd rather have you forget her.
Ash: But May is my friend...oh well. At least it's just a game. Ok...my turn! Wake up with amnesia or have Gary forget Shauna.
Gary: I don't even know Shauna that much.
Ash: Then I choose Gary forgetting her!
Paul: My turn. Wake up with amnesia or have Cilan forget Shiela forever. It won't matter much if Cilan forgot Shiela, so I go with that.
Jace: Ok...wake up with amnesia or have Bonnie forget Clemont forever.
Ash: Uh-oh.
Drew: Yikes.
Jace: I think I'd be a terrible person if let Bonnie forget Clemont. That's too much. You know...I think it'd be better if I woke up with amnesia.
Drew: But...how about Deuce and Alice?
Gary: And Milani?
Jace: They'll be fine.
Paul: Wow.
Ash: Really tough, Jace.
Drew: We're getting so emotional now.
Paul: Let's move on.
Gary: Number seven. Watch me make out with Bonnie OR watch Bianca make out with Ritchie. Duh. I go for Bianca and Ritchie.
Drew: Watch Youngster Joey and Solidad make out OR watch Barry and Misty make out. Tough. I go for Barry and Misty.
Ash: WHAT?!
Drew: Sol is like a sis. Joey is a kid. That'd be too weird.
Ash: I hate you, Drew!!!
Drew: It's a game, ASH!
Ash: Whatever. My turn. Watch Trip and Max make out or watch Milani and Bonnie make out. What?
Jace: Good luck, Ash.
Ash: Oh man. I go for Trip and Max...I don't know. My innocence!!!
Paul: My turn. Watch May and Dawn make out or watch Serena and Zoey.
Gary: Wow. Yuri action.
Drew: Shut up, Gary.
Paul: I pick Serena and Zoey.
Jace: Duh. You don't want Dawn involved...again. My turn. Watch Misty and Drew make out or watch Paul and James make out.
Gary: GOOD LUCK!
Jace: Ah jeez. Why??? I guess Paul and James. Less hearts will be broken.
Paul: I thought you were decent, Jace. I would have gone for Misty and Drew.
Drew: Contestshippers and Pokeshippers will kill you, Paul.
Paul: So? Ikarishippers will get you all.
Jace: Why oh why...
Gary: Good thing I'm not involved here. Anyway...let's proceed.
Paul: You disgust me, Jace.
Jace: I'm sorry, Paul!
Paul: *glares at Jace*
Gary: MOVING ON. Number eight. Be Max's slave or have Jessie and Drew married. I don't want to be anyone's slave, so pick Jessie and Drew!
Drew: Are you f**king kidding me, Gary?!?!
Gary: Haha!
??? (outside): YOU SUCK, GARY!!!!!
Jace: Uh...who's out there?
Ash: An angry Contestshipper. Or maybe a Rocketshipper.
Drew: Ugh. You do suck, Gary.
Gary: I won't allow myself to be anyone's slave!
Drew: Whatever. Be Iris's slave or have Milani and Max married. Fine...I'll be Iris's slave. She might not be that bad.
Ash: My turn. Be Jace's slave or have Clemont and Serena married. Hm...I go for Clemont and Serena getting married.
Gary: Someone give them Amourshippers a hug.
Jace: You Amourshippers are still awesome even though we support Pokeshipping.
Drew: Say no to ship wars. We respect your shipping choices.
Paul: Ok...my turn. Be Kenny's slave for life or have Misty and Silver married. There is no way I'm gonna be Kenny's slave, so I pick Misty and Silver getting married.
Ash: WHY?!?!
Paul: I don't like Kenny.
Drew: What if it was a Cinderella story?
Paul: Cinderella was not a slave for life.
Drew: Oh yeah.
Jace: Why do you two know about these things?
Paul: What?
Jace: Never mind. My turn. Be Dawn's slave or have Bianca and Red married. Eh. I go for Bianca and Red. If I were Dawn's slave, she'd let me carry a lot of shopping bags. Oh no.
Paul: That might happen.
Jace: Yay. Paul agrees.
Gary: Moving on. Number nine. Lick May's face once or watch Brock and Tracey lick each other for five minutes. Ew. Drewbae will kill me if I lick May...so...I'll watch Brock and Tracey lick each other. Gross, but at least I won't be killed.
Drew: Smart, Gary. My turn. Lick Cilan's face once or watch Serena and Shiela lick each other. Okay...ew. I guess there's nothing too disgusting about one lick, so I'll lick Cilan's face once.
Paul: Tough.
Ash: I don't like this. Can I skip?
Gary: Skipping is for losers, Ash.
Ash: Fine...Lick Dawn's face once or watch me and Paul lick each other for 5 minutes.
Gary: GOOD LUCK!
Drew: Paul is gonna kill you either way.
Jace: This is why we shouldn't have included ourselves on our lists.
Drew: Too late now.
Ash: Sorry Paul...I'd rather lick Dawn once.
Paul: Okay. Once is alright.
Drew: Wait...you're not mad, Paul?
Paul: Did he have a choice? I let him be this time.
Gary: Wow. Lucky.
Paul: My turn. Lick Bonnie's face or watch Drew and Iris lick each other for 5 minutes. Drew and Iris.
Drew: WHAT?!?!?! Are you serious???
Paul: I'm not licking anyone.
Drew: I HATE YOU, PAUL!
Ash: Contestshippers are gonna kill you, Paul.
Paul: I'm just being honest. And Bonnie is just a kid.
Gary: I agree with Paulie-Banana.
Paul: Ok...I hate that nickname so much.
Gary: I don't care.
Jace: My turn. Lick Leaf's face or watch Serena and Harley lick each other. Yikes.
Gary: GO FOR SERENA AND HARLEY!
Jace: I guess I could go for Serena and Harley. It would be gross, though.
Gary: Thank you, Jace.
Drew: *grossed out because he imagined Harley licking people*
Gary: Numba ten! Last one for today! Have Leaf and Giovanni married or have Clemont and Mrs. Ketchum married. Ash...call Clemont your new daddy.
Ash: WHAT?!?! NO!!!
Gary: I don't want my Leafy babe marrying Giovanni. Leafy is mine. MINE!
Ash: You suck, Gary.
Drew: My turn. Have Brock and Shana married or have me and Jace married. Duh. I go for Brock and Shana.
Gary: Poor Jonny.
Drew: He'll find someone.
Jace: Where?
Drew: Somewhere. Don't worry, Jace. I'll make sure that he and Milani will just be friends.
Jace: Whatever.
Ash: My turn! Have Iris and Drew married or have Leaf and Misty married. AHHH! NAYY!!!!
Paul: Ash, this is not Yay, Nay or Maybay.
Ash: NAY! Ok...I go for Iris and Drew. Sorry, bro.
Gary: YESH! My Leafy is safe!
Ash: My Misty is safe!
Drew: YOU BOTH SUCK!
Paul: Contestshippers will now kill you both.
Jace: Or Wishfulshippers or Flavescentshippers.
Paul: My turn...have Clemont and Barry married or have me and Gary married. Great...list, I'm straight. Don't do this to me. This is like the third time the questions tried to ship Gary and I. Gross. I pick Clemont and Barry married.
Gary: YAY! I'm safe!
Jace: My turn...have Milani and Kenny married or have Lyra and Jessie married. Lyra and Jessie.
Ash: Wow. Really?
Gary: He'd rather have Yuri happen.
Paul: Hmm...Kenny won't leave Dawn alone that way.
Drew: Jace really loves Milani.
Ash and Gary: Yup!
Jace: Uh...hey guys...let's go look at Milani's answers for this Would You Rather.
Drew: He dodged it again.
Ash: But I am interested in her answers.
Gary: Let's see. Hmm...she'd rather have her Wattpad password revealed than have Bonnie and Gramps married.
Ash: Bonnie and the Professor married is too weird.
Paul: Yeah.
Drew: She'd rather have Clemont and Cilan end up together than Contestshipping not happening. Good girl.
Ash: We already saw her answer for the kiss one. And she chose Pokeshipping!
Gary: What?! She'd rather be an underwear model than be stuck with Bianca?
Jace: Whu...
Ash: Bianca sucks at singing, honestly.
Gary: At least she's getting paid. Wow.
Drew: Hey look. She'd rather watch Gary and Jessie make out than James and Kenny.
Gary: EWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Paul: Hey she got Tracey and Max or Dawn and me for her number ten.
Jace: Of course she went for Dawn and Paul.
Gary: So...what now?
Jace: Great...it's raining.
Drew: Ramen. Let's have ramen.
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