Just Drew and Gary playing the Crazy Pokemon Character Quiz, which is one of my books, BTW. Go check it out if you haven't. Join the craze. This is simply a game. It shouldn't be taken seriously.
Gary: I'm gonna make a list. We need to list 25 characters. Let's include Milani and Jace.
Drew: Sure. Actually, I'm making my own list. I'm also including Jonny, Shana and Shiela.
Gary: Ok...I hope I get lucky.
Drew: Me too.
Gary: Let's start with 'Death by...'
Drew: Jonny is forced to kill Max. Yikes. First off, Jonny is too nice to kill people. Oh. I know. Max will switch bodies with a Jonny fanboy (seriously he has fanboys), and then Jonny will smile and show his freaking dimples and Max...or at least the one is Max's body dies out of extreme fanboying.
Gary: Uh...okay. For me...Oh my god this is too good.
Drew: What?
Gary: My cheerleaders are forced to kill you.
Drew: Are you kidding me? And you put your cheerleaders?
Gary: I guess they'll kill you by physical contact because you keep on hanging out with me.
Drew: You suck. Anyway...let's proceed to 'Wedding Crasher'
Gary: Okay...don't hurt me, Drew. Ash and May are getting married. Paul will crash this by...
Drew: Are you kidding me?
Gary: Paul will crash this by...saying if they get married, Misty will hit Ash with a mallet.
Drew: Ok. I guess. Harley and Cilan are getting married in mine. Bonnie will crash this by looking for a single lady (present at the wedding) who can marry Clemont.
Gary: Not bad, Drewbae. Hope you're not mad by the Advanceshipping.
Drew: I hate you. Eh. It's just a game.
Gary: Ok...let's move on to 'Fanfic.'
Drew: I get to write a fanfic about Serena and Shiela. I will write about their crazy adventures as unlikely friends since Serena is a bit timid while Shiela is so dang loud.
Gary: I get to write a fanfic about Tracey and Serena. Serena again. The story will be about Tracey drawing something for Serena. That's it.
Drew: Ok. Next...'Forced Marriage.'
Gary: Bianca is forced to marry either Ritchie, Giovanni or Paul. I choose Ritchie because I feel like it.
Drew: Barry is forced to marry either Misty, Shana or Bonnie. Hmm...I'll go for Shana.
Gary: What about Jonny?
Drew: Eh. A lot of people would want to be with him.
Gary: True. Let's go to 'Combat'
Drew: You and Jace engage in hand to hand combat. Jace wins because I don't like you.
Gary: Ouch, Drew. In mine...Misty and Mrs. Ketchum engage in hand to hand combat. Yikes. What happened?
Drew: Ask Ash.
Gary: Um...I guess Misty just because she's violent. Don't tell Misty though.
Drew: Let's move on to 'Baby Daughter.'
Gary: Dawn and Jace will have a daughter. WTF?
Drew: Paul is gonna kill him.
Gary: Forget Paul. Dawn is going to be murdered by a mallet.
Drew: So...what's the name?
Gary: Hmm...Jada.
Drew: Ok...In mine...Paul and Clemont will have a daughter.
Gary: Lol. Paul.
Drew: The daughter will be Paulette.
Gary: Eh. Let's go to 'Deep Slumber'
Drew: May fell into a deep slumber. How will Ash wake her up? Ramen. It works all the time.
Gary: Ooh. Advanceshipping again. This time from your side.
Drew: It's not Advanceshipping, Gary.
Gary: My turn! Barry fell into a deep slumber. James wakes him up by letting his grass type Pokemon hug Barry.
Drew: Makes sense. Let's go to 'Deep Slumber II'
Gary: Barry doesn't wake up, so James called Brock. Brock would wake him up with his cooking.
Drew: Seriously? Ok...in reality, May will definitely wake up to the scent of ramen, but since the game says so...May doesn't wake up, so Ash called Leaf. Leaf would simply bring the ramen bowl closer to May.
Gary: Dude! There's a 'Deep Slumber III'
Drew: May is still asleep. I choose between Bianca, Solidad, Serena, Barry or Harley. Hate to do this, but Harley will surprise her just by his presence.
Gary: Okay...in mine...I choose between Milani, Bonnie, Tracey, Bianca or Ash. I would choose Bianca for the Hypership, but I think Milani will be the best option. She'll just hit him with a mallet.
Drew: Won't that knock Barry unconscious instead?
Gary: F**k that logic.
Drew: Don't swear, Gary. Ok...this one is...interesting. 'Make Out'
Gary: ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME?
Drew: What you get?
Gary: I'M NOT GONNA SHARE IT.
Drew: Is it that bad?
Gary: YES!
Drew: Let me see...what?! You and Jessie making out? Gross, man.
Gary: YUCK! How about yours?
Drew: Youngster Joey and Milani.
Gary: Someone is gonna get hit with a mallet.
Drew: It's only a game. It's only a freaking game.
Gary: Let's go to 'Band'
Drew: I get to form a band with Clemont, Jace...and Harley. Dang it. HARLEY??? I guess we'll be called...All About That Bass. Clemont is our keyboardist and he will have a drummer robot. Harley is going to sit at the back playing maracas. Jace and I are the vocals and we both play the bass. Guitarists are not needed because we're all about that bass.
Gary: Uh...where will you get the bass? You always take Jace's bass.
Drew: That is not relevant. This is only a game.
Gary: Ok...in mine...Clemont, Jace, Mrs. Ketchum and Ash form a band.
Drew: You got Clemont and Jace too? Really?
Gary: They're in demand.
Drew: Haha. Even Ash and his mom are in the same band.
Gary: What a momma's boy. HA! That's their name...'Momma's Boy!' Clemont is the guitarist. Jace is the bassist and vocalist. Ash is the drummer. His mom would be the tambourine girl who would always be near Ash because Ash is a momma's boy!
Drew: Genius, Gary. So genius. Let's do 'Date'
Gary: Ok...Tracey and Max have a date at the museum. I get to sabotage this by bringing out my homies and we party!
Drew: And you'll get kicked out and get banned from that museum for the rest of your life.
Gary: I don't care.
Drew: Anyway...Serena and Iris have a date at the circus. Youngster Joey sabotages this by talking about his top percentage Rattata. Simple as that.
Gary: Ok...ooh...this one, 'Bed'
Drew: May and Misty are on my bed.
Gary: Gasp!
Drew: May got sick and Misty is taking care of her.
Gary: Yeah...what were you doing?
Drew: I'm making her some ramen. That's why I'm not on that bed.
Gary: Aww! You're so sweet, Drewbae.
Drew: Don't call me that.
Gary: Ok...Barry and Ritchie are on my bed. Barry is computing the fines people owe him and Ritchie was forced to help him.
Drew: Ok...'Shipping Name.'
Gary: May and my cheerleaders. They'll be the 'Drewbaeshipping'
Drew: WHAT?!
Gary: May is all about you. My cheerleaders are bae. Of course, Leaf is still my main bae.
Drew: You're pathetic.
Gary: It's not the time to be Paul!
Drew: Whatever. Cilan and Jonny shipping name would be 'Niceguyshipping' because they're both nice guys.
Gary: LAME. Anyway...last one for now, 'Duet'.
Drew: Leaf and Milani will perform a duet.
Gary: Leaf, my bae.
Drew: They'll sing...I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift. It's going to be a medley of the original version and NateWantsToBattle's parody of the song. Haha. Mils will sing the original while Leaf sings the parody.
Gary: What is that parody?
Drew: Search it.
Gary: K.
Drew: You'll love it.
Gary: Anyway...Brock and Jessie will do a duet. They'll sing...'Double Trouble'. Brock will disguise as James.
Drew: Ok...let's do this again once there are new updates.
Gary: This is fun!