Harry potter and his life of bullsh!t

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The war had lasted years too long and Harry was left alone, the only one to survive on the battle field. He couldn't take it. But Death had different...

Announcement (not a bad one)

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By st0rmh3art123

HELLOOO DARLINGSSS

So I have 2 challenges for you all out of boredom.

1: Anytime you get a dirty mind in my book, comment '👖💦' or just 'pants' and then take a few sips of water

I desperately want to call you all "my cult of diy baptized pants"

Thank you.

2: I swear if you all don't start pulling up your big kid pants and calling me daddy I might just cry, which means slower updates for you all. And no one likes that. 😩

Thanks my loves! Have a good day or night (knowing you fucks probably night)

LOVE YA!! ;)

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