A/n: This is literally things I said to my now ex- girlfriend that give off Wesper vibes
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"I was hitting on you for weeks" paired with "DO I LOOK LIKE A JOKE FLIRTER TO YOU"
"Never said I was good at keeping secrets sunshine"
"Kaz is a traumized Gremlin"
"It was meant to be a suprise but I'm impatient when it comes to Hair feedback"
"Let's get the whole club together"
"Fair enough but that's still not the best dating story"
"WE ARE BOTH ANNOYING"
"Your best friend is a prick"
A/n: wierd idea but I ran out of em soooo