Harry potter and his life of...

By st0rmh3art123

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The war had lasted years too long and Harry was left alone, the only one to survive on the battle field. He c... More

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epilogue: How it all ends
chapter 1: the world hates me
Chapter 2: what is my life
Chapter 3: Goblins gave me asthma
Chapter 4: the slithery little snek
Chapter 5: I'm leaving *sassy hair flip*
Chapter 6: Harrys new digs.
Chapter 7: Uhm...a cake?-
Chapter 8: a yEaR iN dA fUtuRe
Chapter 10: Alleyways are the best
Chapter 11: Deaths gift
Chapter 12: 9&3/4
Chapter 13: yipee cayay mothertrucker
Chapter 14: Do you really know me? sir?
Chapter 15: Staring at the ceiling in the dark
Chapter 16: My precious family
Chapter 17: People are weird
Chapter 18: What in the franken fuçk was that
Chapter 19: all eyes are on you
Chapter 20: Wow, my life is a actual shithole :0
Chapter 21: Coffee is love and life •_•
CHAPTER 22: is this...?
Chapter 23: you gotta be kidding me
Chapter 24: kid, please..
Announcement (not a bad one)
Chapter 25: Grandpapi
Chapter 26: Wake up babygurl
Chapter 27: Sleep coma
Chapter 28: What're you doin in my house?🥲

Chapter 9: fruit loops

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NARRATOR'S POV~

Draco looked at Harry oddly, what did he mean? why was he suddenly so cold? The blonde was utterly confused.
"Guess I'll have to be prepared then, huh? I doubt you could break me." the boy said a bit cockily.

"We'll see about that. I HAVE heard that before, you know." Harry said wierdly as his grin went lopsided. Before Draco could ask what he meant, the psychopath began walking again. He has already gone back to his usual self and it made the blond get wiplash.

Draco had to slightly jog to get next to the boy, and they headed towards Florean Fortescue's Icecream Parlor. when they got there though, Draco had to conceal his heavy breathing because Harry had moved at a practically inhumane speed, which was confusing considering the boy was wearing healed boots.

Harry ordered a mocha-chocolate single scoop Icecream and Draco ordered a strawberry-vanilla swirl with two scoops (A/N: I'm pissed at myself for making Draco's ice cream strawberry, as I'm allergic and it sounds so good(ㄒoㄒ))

When they got their ice creams, they headed toward a table outside the shop. What the blond albino wasn't expecting, was for the black haired boy to turn the chair around and straddle it with his arms on tops of the backrest. He didn't show any signs of embarrassment, nor did he seem to care that people looked at him incredibly oddly. Draco was almost jealous of how he seemed to not care about what others think; but he couldn't be the same way or there might be problems with his family, he had to filter himself, whether it be slightly, or entirely.

"So, little blond dude, what did you want to talk about?" Harry said while shoveling a scoop of ice cream into his mouth. Draco turned bright red at the nickname. "Well, to-tall-for-his-age vampire, I was thinking we could start with getting to know eachother a bit...like, what Hogwarts house do you think you are going to be in?" He said with his eyes slightly sqiunted in accusation.

"Slytherin. You?" Harry said completely ignoring what Draco called him. "Same as you.." Draco answered, but his eyes were opened wide as a prostitutes mouth. He wasn't expecting that answer because of all he had heard about Harry Potter and how all the Potters were sorted into Gryffindor; Though he really shouldn't have been surprised, with how different Harry was from the books and articles, and especially from how different he was from how Dumbledore had described him.

Harry grinned all the same and Draco's calmed down slowly. They ended up talking until it was almost dark, there ice cream long eaten already. Draco had started to realize just how insane Harry truly was, but what confused him, was how he didn't mind it; And Harry was thinking how different Draco was from his past life just because Harry had talked to him differently.

The sun was almost set and they were laughing at something Harry had said, when they heard a almost monotone voice from besides them.

"Draco, why have you been out so long? and who is this?" The man said. Harry looked at the man. Lucious Malfoy, the one who had tried to kill him, was right there, standing next to Narcissa, his wife...... He couldn't care less though.

"Hello father, Mother. I must have lost track of time. This is-" Draco was cut cut off. "Harry Potter Peverell, nice to meet ya, Draco's Parents." The boy in a straight jacket said.

Their eyes widened ever so slightly, a normal person wouldn't have noticed this, but Harry being Harry, most definitely did.

"Likewise... I'm Lucious Malfoy, and this is my wife Narcissa." The older man who practically snogged conditioner everyday said with a half sneer.

"Your hair is on point, I can't lie."  Harry said as he got up and circled the two adults, looking curiously at their hair. He walked In front of lucious and with a abrupt stop, he got a contemplating look in his eye and got close to the mans face. Before Lucious could backup, Harry said something that made the two adult's stop in their tracks and Draco spit out his drink in a laugh he couldn't stop.

"yup you're definitely gay" he said completely sure of himself.

Narcissa was the first to somewhat compose herself, lucious in a trance and her son on the ground laughing his ass off. "what do you mean..? We are married..." she said almost nervously. 'damn, this kids good' she thought.

"Well, I mean, you were forced into marriage. you obviously don't love each other as anything more than good friends, your son is probably on that spectrum, and look at this mans hair! What completely straight person talks like he does? He also dresses for the male gaze more than the female. Also, let's talk about you, I wouldn't be surprised if you were a bit fruity. The blacks ARE known for there rainbow personalitys" Harry said to Narcissa like it was the most simple thing in the world.

All of them blanked. 'what.' they thought simultaneously. Draco burst out laughing again, Harry would be the death of him.

"Also, I caught you eyeing that guys ass. plus, fruity recongnises fruity." Harry said with a shrug as he pointed behind him where there was previously a tall built man.

"Harry, you're killing me. Oh merlin." Draco said in the middle of a coughing fit. Harry grinned.

Lucious finally snapped out of his shock. "You are certainly a character" he mumbled, trying to stay composed as his ears heated up.

"Yeah, a character that just exposed your whole shpeil" Draco said as he walked next to harry, wiping tears from his eyes. "Harry, we are going to be VERY good friends." He said patting Harry's shoulder.

It was at this time that Draco's woke Athena up from his laughter. She slithered out of his shirt neckline as she was previously under his shirt taking a nap. She wrapped herself around his neck and tiredly said "Hey angel. Did I miss anything?"

Harry's grin turned into a warm smile and he reached up to stroke her head "Morning beautiful, how did you sleep? The smaller blond is Draco Malfoy, we've been talking all day. The older man is Lucious Malfoy, Draco's dad, and he just showed up to check on Draco with his wife who is standing next to him. Her name is Narcissa Black. I just noticed that lucious was eyeing a guys ass and was obviously gay, so I said it, Draco laughed his ass off, I turned out to be right, and here we are." He summarized what happened.

Athena let out a snakes version of a laugh and bumped her head against his neck playfully. The malfoys on the other hand, looked like Dwayne Johnson had sent them all a unsolicited dick pic.

All of their eyes were wide as humanly possible, their mouths hung open, and they went even paler than they were before, not as pale as Harry, but still pale.

"You're a parseltounge" Draco said trying to throw himself back together. "and I thought you couldn't get any better" he said as a grin grew on his face. Harry chuckled. Athena looked at Draco strangely "I like this kid." she said, Harry only nodded "I agree" he said to her.

"Can I touch her..?" Draco said slowly, looking at the beautiful creature. Harry looked at Athena and she hummed in agreement, so Harry took her off his neck carefully and moved towards Draco.

Draco slowly moved his hands down her scales and Athena nuzzeled into his palm. Now that made Draco smile.

"....Father, I want a snake." Draco said indignantly, vision still fixed on the animal. Harry cackled, a low but crazy sound.

Harry looked at the sky. "its getting dark out; we should probably split up and go home for tonight. It gets dangerous the longer you stay here. If you want a snake, make sure to inform me and I'll help out." he said with a slight sharpness in his voice. He could feel the eyes on him, he was aware of exactly what would happen.

"I'd have to agree on that. We should meet up again some other time though. I enjoyed today. Drop by the Malfoy manor sometime, would you?" Draco replied.

"Of course. Actually, if you want, I can stop by sometime in the next few days, does that sound good?" Harry said. His grin had turned a bit warmer.

The Malfoys agreed and they turned to leave. "see you soon lotus!" Harry shouted with his sleeve covered hand up in a wave.

Draco snapped his head around, giving himself wiplash. "Oh I see how it is, if we're playing that game then I'll see you later, Hyacinth" He said with a sharp grin. Harry chuckled and they all split up.

When the Malfoys left, Harry's grin became sharper and he turned into the next alleyway. This was going to be interesting. The eyes on him became more prominent.

What Harry was far from expecting, was to collapse on the ground in extreme pain, he had been hit with a killing curse. Though his hand was holding Athena away from him, so she wasn't affected.

'looks like I'm dying again.' were Harrys last thoughts before passing out.


A/N: yay, another chapter! Do you like the nicknames I used in the chapter?

Fun fact: Hyacinth are commonly used in funerals as a way of people saying their peace.

Q/N: what is you favorite season? Mine is spring. (And I hate winter cause I always get sick).



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