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(based on true events)
Sabre being hungover: ughhhhhh, i hate everything.
Rainbow: I made you hot chocolate
Sabre: ......but I can still appreciate this action you've taken to try and soothe my pain.
Rainbow: Anything I can do to help, I'll do. Do you want me to stay with you?
Sabre: I love you but please let me be alone and wallow in my misery by myself.
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*Sabre falls over*
Alizza: Sabre! Are you alright?
Sabre: Is that you, God?
Alizza: What?
Sabre: It's just, you sound a lot more like Alizza than I expected.
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If Galaxy Steve got hired as a lifeguard...
Galaxy: I like my new job! I love the beach, but what are those things in the water?
Sabre: THOSE ARE DROWNING PEOPLE-
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(ERROR)
Alizza: *sitting in a cage* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?
Sabre: Yes?
Alizza: We're in too deep.
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Lucas: And here we see Rainbow and Sabre in their natural habitat. Texting eachother variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make eachother laugh.
Rainbow: Gaelic bread.
Sabre: Grueling brad.
Rainbow: Hehe, glamorous beans.
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Galaxy: Where are your parents?
Sabre: What are parents?
Galaxy: That's just about the saddest thing I've ever heard.
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(ERROR)
Sabre: Oh no, oh no, oh no-
Alizza: What's wrong?
Sabre: I did a thing.
Alizza: You regret the thing you dID-
Sabre: *screams*
Alizza: What did you do- *sees mass of aggravated Piglin* Damn it-
Sabre: *screams again*