The Shine

By Sopantooth

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The Shine (professional wrestling slang/jargon) - This is the initial struggle. The Shine is where the perfor... More

Hello
What does it really mean to own a car anyway?
Q Crew!
Every little thing I do is magic
The real golden rule
Getting dropped on your head for fun and profit
When is a rat just a rat?
If you're a werewolf experience male pattern baldness there is hope!
She can forget about midterms
Steady as she goes
Career killer
Maybe she's born with it maybe it's Maybelline
X upon a time in Mexico
X+1 upon a time in Mexico
Cheap bastard's guide to magic
The hard way
I saw no shovel, she had no shovel to my knowledge
It just feels like pain
You can be anything you dream, as long as you're a wrestler
The clothes make the woman
Promotional consideration paid for by the following
Amazon recommends Safe-T brand fake baseball bat for sports entertainment
Like a virgin
Finger lickin' death
Corazon Eterno
Yipee Ki-Yay Mother Falcon
Rolling Stones, Street Fighting Man! G-7!
Sir how would you like to hit a woman for money?
Dennis Rodman in Doubleteam!
Celebrity fight club 2
Something strange in your neighborhood
Prove it!
I've got you, under my skin
Super famous
The Precious Blood of Jesus
Blackout - part 1
Blackout - part 2
Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary
To all law enforcement agencies, this is not an admission of guilt
Tough talk doesn't win fights
Brad
TCOB
CPR
Mostly harmless
Broke or made better?
Probably not his actual name
What does anyone do really?
Just do it
Mature Explorers, restless in midlife, strive to be first in new horizons
Untested
His Caged Sword - Book One of the Light and Lust Tetradiad
Silver City Newsworld
Hooray for me because I'm a good person
The once and future milf
Snozz? Knackered? Kip?
The first rule of outlaw fight club is talk about it all the time
Tonight's main event - Merlin VS. Jolly Jane!
The Altamaha dolphin-shark-gator
You'll know when I knee you in the face
Magic error 404
Slaughterhouse 6
What does it mean to be happy?
Supreme ultimate tap-out choking championship
The one where I find a magic door
Failure to plan
Untitled
/nosleep
She knew
Unproductive
WWJD
Untitled
The show must go on
Almost heaven
Force yourself to carry on
Savage season
Eat fresh
And it makes a fiery ring
Cult is such an ugly word
Jokes about sexual assault are hilarious
Blood simple
Remember, what the dormouse said
So, you like the D?
Copyrights are more important that a human life
Barb wire bikini brass knuckles brawl
The Ithaca Vortex Triangle Mystery
Any student any study
I blasted him right in his 100 year old face
School of Hard Knockers 8 - Ivy League
Protect yourself at all times
Amazing Grace DVD Boxed Set
Magic is as magic does
Do good, eat fresh
I need a spotlight on my coffin Steve!
Carry on
Hair up, square up
Bloody disgusting
Caddyshack 3 - The Shackening
And feel the power!
Moon'd
Memories
Also they have similar names
At least no one died
Untitled
The second rule of outlaw fight club is eat at Appleby's
I should have asked the fat dudes on Pawn Stars
Laugh at my pain
Robert Redford VS Amazing Grace - Ultimate Death Match
The third rule of outlaw fight club is die in a fire you sack of crap
Sexy karate drugs
The 4th rule of outlaw fight club is blah blah blah whatever
Oh my quad
Stuck
If there's a mule in crowd that's a good sign too
The UN Grateful Grace
In Doug we trust
Grace doesn't live here anymore
Too Many Girls
Total Mayhem Guarantee! (no refunds)
You have the right to remain sexy
Law & Order of the Phoenix
Law & Order of the Phoenix : The Fugitive
Take a look, it's in a book
Home is where the silence is
The old man and the seawolf
Fagina Sexpun
My dad owns a dealership!
Can you dig it?
Good question
Go home show
The Detective & the Profession Tuesdays on Fox
Fine and dandy
The Amazingly Awesome Grace
Like a boss
Some number upon a time in Mexico
Friendship is magic. Well no, magic is magic but friendship is nice too.
Legwork day
You'd think an alien wizard would be better at this
What hurt worst was the disrespect. J/K the pain was much worse.
Hi, I'm Amy
Nobody likes a quitter, or a murderer
I came here to tell you about the rhythms of the universe
Need to know
Friendship is magic 2 - Magic friendship is friendship magic
Van World Order 4 Life
Yipee-ki-yay
Growing the brand
I don't know, some joke about ringworm?
Come for the fake chicken, stay for the fake boobs
Friendship is magic 3 - The Walking Dead Edition
Necromancy, a victimless crime?
Ken Burns : American Necromancy
Magic Police - Episode 1 "The Thin Purple Line"
No fly zone
Quiznos - Eat Fresh
Master of puppets sucks and you know it
Poor people are so stupid, why don't they just get more money?
Missing
Pro Wrestling Fandom - Amazing Grace
Do no harm
Natural
Live the life you're given
Less than zero
Ready
People talk of love as a benign, comfortable force. It's not.
Freeze and appease
50 bucks and a black eye
I'd like to see an armadillo eating lasagna
What'd you do Reggie?
End of the road
The butterjunk effect
The porn star's revenge
Where's that Mars rover footage?
Unmasked
No ghosts
Ask a stupid question
A cure for magic
College of Human Ecology, Labor Relations & Dark Magic
Rules are made to be followed
The Client
Fear and loathing on the road to Del Rio
Tears 'n Tits @ Tassels (also vampires)
I met Joe DeRosa once, seems nice
Showdown at the Killeen-Temple-Fort Hood metropolitan area
True Detective
A cricket in the mouth is worth two in the bun
Choose
Suck it guy who wrote Fight Club
Law & Order - Dracula and Mummy Unit
Take
Magical mystery brain damage tour
Danger Zone
$90 for a chipped candy dish sounds right
Although we've come, To the end of the road
The prettiest girl in Wurzburg
Confidence
Money is a kind of magic, it makes problems disappear
Killing time
Dog with no bones
Help

The importance of being earnest

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By Sopantooth


I don't want to be glib about something horrible. But standing there looking at a steaming pile of organs my thought was "Well that didn't work". Like I'm the sardonic knight in sour armor anti-hero protagonist of some dumb comedy horror movie.

If I want to give myself any credit maybe her death was too surreal to react to in a normal way. Maybe the way in which she died was so insane that my brain couldn't register that a woman had just really died.

Or maybe I'm an asshole with sociopathic tendencies.

I went inside to one of the bathrooms to see if Eterno or his demon or whatever that creature is that I saw infesting Bloody Mary was lurking in the mirror. Nothing, just a mirror.

I heard the cook/maid moving around in the laundry room so I went that way. Even though the door was open I knocked, she was started by me anyway.

"Uh, so . . . do you know . . . what, uh, your employer . . . got up to around here?"

She seemed calm but she had her hand on the dryer like she was kind of hanging on, of getting ready to catapult herself away "The sex stuff? Yeah, I know about that." While I was trying to think of what to say she must have figured out that wasn't what I meant "Or do you mean the cult?"

"Uh, well, look, we were out back and we were trying to do a ritual, a magic ritual . . . like a magic spell."

She seemed relieved "Oh yeah, that. Everyone around these parts thinks they know a witch or a conjure woman. My grandma called them two-headed women because they saw everything that happens like they had two sets of eyes to watch with. There's an old blues song about it." She put a hand on her hip in thought "Who was that? Buddy Guy?"

"So . . . yeah . . . there was an accident . . . out there."

She frowned "What kind of accident?"

"The kind where she's dead."

At that point I realized I never should have gone in there to talk with her. She took a step back in fear and I stepped back too to give her some room. My instinct was to throw up my hands and say "No, no, I didn't kill her!" but what good would that have done? She was probably already thinking that JoshDan and I had murdered her boss.

Hopefully if she, or the police, look at the "body" they'll realize there's no way I could have done that. On the other hand, they have to think something, and what would make more sense to them then the last person seen with the victim being the killer?

I wanted to stay and try and convince her but that would have just made things worse. I apologized for scaring her, walked outside, got in my car and drove away. 

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