I was clinging onto Marcus for dear life in the deep end of the pool.
I can't swim. At all. You won't even see me floating properly.
"AMETHYST! I'M GOING TO CHOKE!" My ever so helpful brother screeched.
"I CAN'T SWIM!"
I felt warm hands pick me up and put me on a unicorn float.
I saw a hysterical Bukayo Saka and Jude Bellingham cackling in the water.
"Oh fuck off! It's my birthday you cows!"
That only made them laugh harder.
"Can I get on babe?"
"No."
Jude climbed on anyway, somehow not flipping me off.
"Morning."
"Morning!"
Jadon walked out the house towards the pool, "Man where's the music at?"
I asked loudly, "CAN I BORROW SOMEONES PHONE?"
Phil instantly gave me his phone. Bit awkward but I thanked him and ran to spotify and connected to the speakers.
"Beautiful morning, you're the sun in my my morning, babe
Nothing unwanted
Beautiful morning, you're the sun in my morning, babe
Nothing unwanted
I just want to feel liberated, I, I, na-na-na
I just want to feel liberated, I, I, na-na-na
If I ever instigated, I'm sorry
Tell me, who in here can relate? I, I, I!" Literally everyone screeched.
Then it was time for Jude's solo, "Now if I fuck this model
And she just bleached her asshole!"
BUNDAkayo was absolutely mortified. No one cared though.
"And I get bleach on my T-shirt
I'mma feel like an asshole..." Declan pretty much shouted.
"Was high when I met her
We was down in Tribeca!" Jadon rapped, sung whatever offbeat.
"She get under your skin if you let her
She get under your skin if you-uh
I don't even want to talk about it
I don't even want to talk about it
I don't even want to say nothing!"
"Everybody gon' say something
I'd be worried if they said nothing!" Jesse sung actually perfectly.
"Remind me where I know you from?
She looking like she owe you some'" Marcus off keyly rapped. Mortifying.
"You know just what we want
I want to wake up with you in my!" I sung very loudly. Better then Jude though.
"Beautiful morning, you're the sun in my morning, babe
Nothing unwanted
Beautiful morning, you're the sun in my morning, babe
Nothing unwanted
I just want to feel liberated, I, I, na-na-na
I just want to feel liberated, I, I, na-na-na
If I ever instigated, I'm sorry
Tell me who in here can relate, I, I, I!"
Little did we know Gareth was live the whole time, oh nelly.
Jude nudged me.
"I almost fell off!" I groaned shitting myself.
He laughed, "Sorry but Gareth's live!"
"Oh shat."