Daryll's POV
Hey guys, I'm still alive.
"Wait what about me?!"
Oh yeah, and Dexter.
Say hi to Dexter.
Dexter just slapped me.
Thanks Dexter.
"How have you lasted this long?" Dexter asked me.
"Drugs," I replied. "I sell hardcore drugs."
Um, she's no longer talking to me.
So how is everyone's day?
I'm doing great, thanks for asking.
I think the author forgot about us, well done author. Way to make us feel special.
Anyways day, IlostcountbecauseInevercountedhowmanydayswe'vebeeninherebecausewhywouldI? Probably one hundred of being in this prison.
At least we have a weak guard, despite being in all Netherrite.
Actually... he's really not that good at being a guard...
Which means...
"You have that look on your face," Dexter commented.
"I have a new plan," I told her. "A plan that will definitely get us out of here."
"No more explosives," she said.
"Wasn't planning on using any, but okay," I replied, before raising my voice. "Hey Hogsworth!"
The piglin looked up and Dexter slapped me. "What are you doing?" She asked me.
"Just trust me," I told her.
"It's been hard to do that lately," she snarked.
"Geez," I commented to her. "You're sounding like your my mom or my wife."
"Don't give the readers any ideas," she said.
I ignored her and turned my attention back to Hogsworth.
"Tell me Hogsworth," I said. "Why are you here? Shouldn't you be with Kralos and Naeus, wrecking havoc upon the entire world?"
Right away, I knew I had hit a sore spot, however, Hogsworth just coughed. "I'm staying behind just to watch you," he said.
"Well, I have a proposition," I said. "Let us out."
"No,"
"Fine then," I said, before yanking out a gun. "I guess I'll shoot!"
"Is that supposed to frighten me?" The Piglin asked. "That's nothing! I'm not afraid of guns!"
"Well," Dexter spoke up. "That's nice to know."
And with that, she whipped out a small dagger, and pointed it at Hogsworth.
"AHHHHHH!!!!!!! PLEASE DON'T STAB ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'LL LET YOU OUT!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Hogsworth began sobbing.
"So," I said. "Do we have a deal?"
Hogsworth nodded, as he opened up the cage.
"Alright," I said. "Let's go," I glared at Hogsworth. "You're taking us to the exit."
"And if you don't," Dexter added. "There's a knife with your name on it."
Hogsworth whimpered as he began to lead us towards the exit.
Just as we reached the exit, someone took notice of us.
"They're escaping!" He yelled. "Hogsworth let them out!"
The Piglin general froze in fear, and I quickly grabbed him, pulling him along as we ran out.
"Keep running!" I yelled.
"There's too many of them!" Dexter told me. "They'll catch up!"
I turned around and saw about half of their army chasing us.
Shit!
"What should we do?!" I asked.
"Use the explosives!" Dexter replied.
"You told me no more explosives!" I reminded her.
"JUST USE THE EXPLOSIVES!!!" She screamed.
I grinned as I took out a bomb and threw it into the center of the army.
The bomb went off, and not only did it explode all the mobs around it, but it also caused all the Creepers to detonate as well, killing more even mobs.
The three of us continued to run as fast as we could, until we could no longer see the prison and we felt like we were safe.