I laid in Ju's bed, spooning Jude. Yes he's the little spoon, I'm not sure how it works cause he's like 3 inches taller then me and significantly larger but it's comfy asf and he likes it sooo.
I can't lie I need to piss though.Surely he wont notice if i pop out for a pee? I'm gonna do it anyway. I clambered out of bed keeping an eye on Jude for any signs of consciousness before bolting out the door like fucking Flash. Probably could have just walked but it's like 4am and we've only managed to sleep like an hour ago so yeah.
I sat on the toilet thinking, who came up with a toilet? Why? Why not keep using holes in the ground? Smart bitch whoever that hoe was.
I tiptoed instead of ran back into bed seeing Jude wriggled slightly further away from the middle of the bed to the left. Fair enough. I plonked myself on the right, back to him. I heard a grunt.
"Oi."
"What?"
"Why you social distancing from man?"
"I went to piss and you moved." I rolled my eyes even though he couldn't see me.
"Can you come back?" He pleaded.
"I'm comfy bro."
"All Not the bro."
I felt movement from his general direction until a warm arm wrapped around my waist. "Hey." Jude breathed out, curling his face into my neck and hair.
I smiled and rubbed his arm. "Hey."