Alice is in her room with Cat Boris.
Alice: Vivaldi left this dress for me. Do you like it?
Alice holds up performing dress.
Cat Boris: I like it. But if you don't want cat fur on it, I would put it away.
Alice: Why are you so easy to talk to Boris? You and Ace are the only people I really talk to.
Cat Boris turns into Boris and starts to roll on the bed.
Boris: It's because you love us.
Alice: You ruined the moment.
Boris: Alice, I'm dead serious. I feel like you've developed feelings for me.
Boris and Alice get off the bed. Boris walks closer to Alice. Alice backs away.
Boris: Just say it Alice. Alice~?
Alice: Boris... I don't know.
Boris: I've told you a million time, just say it once. I LOVE you.
Boris pins Alice to the wall. Boris is about to kiss Alice.
Alice: You're hurting me!
Boris: Just once. That's as many time as I want to hear it.
Jokers face appears on Boris.
Alice: Boris?
Boris/Joker: Is something wrong my darling.
Alice: Nothing's wrong...
Alice escapes his grasps and pulls a string on the curtain that Peter installed for emergencies. She then starts to seduce Joker.
Alice: Just I never realized that I loved you so much.
Joker: You finally said it. Doesn't it feel nice?
Alice: We can finally tell... Wait, what class do we have together?
Joker: Music.
Alice: Well we all have that.
Joker: I don't remember exactly. Do you?
Alice: I don't remember ever having a class with you, JOKER!
Alice punches Joker. Joker falls to the ground. Peter runs into the room.
Peter: Alice my love, what is...? JOKER.
Peter pulls out a gun and aims for Joker. Joker smiles at Alice and disappears.
Alice: He disguised himself as Boris.
Peter: I want him dead. Did he hurt you?
Alice: I'm fine. He turned into the Joker, but didn't know. I played along and punched him.
Peter: Alice, I'm so glad you learned self-defense.
Cat Boris walks into the room.
Cat Boris: What did I miss?
Peter: Stand back. He might be Joker.
Cat Boris turns into Boris.
Boris: The what?
Alice: It's Boris.
Peter: I just want to make sure.
Boris: What about Joker. Did he find you?
Boris laughs.
Boris: Why aren't you laughing?
Alice: He came into my room as you Boris. He thought I was madly in love with you.
Boris: What does that mean? You don't love me?
Alice: That's not what I meant. I love you Boris, but I love someone else a little more.
Boris: Who!
Alice: That I cannot tell you.
Boris: You're no fun.
Alice: I can be fun.
Peter: Alice, my love. I don't want you with him. He might be Joker. He's in the mansion.
Alice: I know Peter. I'm scared, but I know that you'll look out for me.
Peter: With my life.
Boris turns into Cat Boris and jumps into Alice's arms.
Cat Boris: Me to Alice.
Alice: You to Boris.