Y/n stared at his lookalike with a blank expression.
Other Y/n: W-Wait, this isn't what it looks like.
Y/n: Really? Because it looks like you accidentally fell on top of a girl. No accidental boob grab unfortunately.
Other Y/n: What is it with you and stupid anime references?
Y/n: We're in a fanfiction, were ARE stupid anime references.
Y/n watched casually as a girl who had come into the cafe with Chihiro stepped over to his impostor.
Other Y/n: H-Hey Rena...you aren't mad are you?
The girl known as Rena smiled gently as she crouched down to Y/n's impostor.
Rena: Of course I'm not mad silly.
Y/n's impostor's relaxed a little, and Y/n shook his head.
Y/n: Rookie mistake.
Rena stood up and allowed for Urara to stand up and dust herself off. Once Urara was off the ground, her smile shifted into an angry glare.
Rena: I'M PISSED YOU IDIOT! YOU DUMB DUMB IDIOT! CAN YOU NOT DO ANYTHING RIGHT WITHOUT ME!?
Rena began shouting at the top of her lungs and stomping on Y/n's impostor's......special zone.
Other Y/n: AAAAAHHHHHHH!
[Time skip brought to you by Chibi Rena beating Chibi Other Y/n with a fan, while Chibi Y/n asks her to yell out 'Baka']
Y/n sat in the cafe with everyone else with a grim look. The others had finally returned, but had sadly not managed to get any potential customers.
The door to the kitchen opened up and his impostor stepped out with a few bandages wrapped around his head. Rena came out too, Y/n could tell she was feeling better.
Rena: Sorry that my friend here is so incompetent. This is why he doesn't usually handle business.
Y/n: It's cool.
Rena: Great, just what I needed. Two of them. -_-
Other Y/n: If I end up not being able to have kids, you have to take responsibility.
Rena: Did you guys hear something? It sounds like a little bug that won't STOP BUZZING!
Y/n's impostor sighed. He sat down next to Urara, much to the displeasure of Rena.
Y/n: Anyway, what do we do now?
To Y/n's surprise, Toko raised her hand.
Y/n: You have an idea Toko?
'Toko': Course I do! I may not look it, but I'm a real influencer ya know!
Y/n: What?
Chihiro: Toko's been acting different every since she came back.
'Toko': I'm new and improved! Just kidding! Kyahahahahaha!
Kyoko: Please just get on with your idea.
'Toko': Yeah yeah, don't get your panties in a twist KiKi!
Kyoko: K-KiKi?
'Toko': Sooo obviously the reason people are going to the other place and not our place is cus of the appearance! Sooooo all we gotta do is make this place look appealing, and badabing badaboom, we're getting customers!
Other Y/n: That does make sense, we need maids stationed outside that can greet passerbys.
Y/n: Junko! Sayaka! I choose you!
Junko: On it!
Sayaka: You can count on me!
Other Y/n: Next, we need maids to spread the word, beyond this shopping district, further than that!
Y/n: Makoto! Toko! I choose you!
Makoto: M-Me?
'Toko': Sorry to disappoint ya champ, bur I don't have a-
Y/n: I brought extra!
Y/n pulled out a box excitedly.
Y/n: The normal Toko was so against it, new Toko sure is different.
'Toko': Tada! Fits like a glove!
Other Y/n: Alright, finally we need maids who can stay here and serve guests. Maids who are practically stereostypical dere types!
Y/n: Chihiro! Kyoko! Rena! You're up!
Chihiro: H-Huh!?
Kyoko & Rena: What do you mean walking stereotypical dere types?
Other Y/n: Perfect! Other me, Urara and I will be in the kitchen. And Yumi, can you handle stocking ingredients?
Yumi: Of course!
Urara: This is turning into something a lot bigger than I thought.
Chihiro: EEEEHHHH!?
Chihiro's confused yelp caught the attention of everyone in the room.
Chihiro: I-I have to wear this!?
Y/n: You look soooo Moe!
Chihiro: Moe?
Y/n: Jump for me!
Rena smacked Y/n's head angrily.
Y/n: Ow! What was that for!?
Rena: You looked like him, so I hit you.
Y/n: You hit me because I look like the guy you li-
Rena smacked Y/n again.
Y/n's impostor cleared his throat.
Other Y/n: Alright everyone, let's save this cafe for real this time! No other chances, this is it!
Everyone: YEAH!
Everyone prepared for the chance of a lifetime, and Y/n smiled. He knew that this time, they would be victorious.
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'Toko': Hey Makoto! Hey hey!
Makoto: What is it?
'Toko': If you were to kill someone you find cute, would you want it to be fast or slow?
Makoto: I wouldn't kill them at all!
'Toko': That's a boring answer!
Makoto: It's the best answer!
'Toko': Meh. You wouldn't know right answers even if they hit you in the face.
Toko pulled out a pair of scissors and began playing with them.
Makoto: W-Where did you get those!?
'Toko': I never go anywhere without them!
Makoto sighed. They had finally stepped off the train, and found themselves surrounded by people.
Toko placed a box on the ground and stoos on top.
'Toko': Attention inferior humans!
The mic's feedback drew everyone's attention to her.
'Toko': Are you all hungry!?
Makoto: Toko this going to-
Crowd: YEAH!
Makoto: Nevermind...
'Toko': You all feel that pain in your gut that just won't go away!
Crowd: YEAH!
'Toko': Then I know the perfect place! Please have a bite at Moe Moe Maid Cafe! Eat up and enjoy the view, if you know what I mean!
Makoro watched Toko do a strange motion with her fingers. Inserting one in a hole made by the other.
Crowd: I'M GOING!
The crowd stepped onto the bus quickly, and Toko gave a satisfied smile.
Makoto: That was risky Toko, you could have-
'Toko': There you go again with the could haves. You really are boring ya know. Stop focusing too much on what could go wrong, and try focusing on what could go right. Come on we've got more people to convert.
Makoto thought for a moment. He knew Toko was right, he didn't enjoy being so pessimistic, so perhaps having an optimistic outlook could benefit him.
Makoto: Hey Toko.
Toko turned around, her tounge hanging from her mouth like before.
Makoto: I wanna try this time.
Toko's frown melted into a psychotic grin.
'Toko': You got it GiGi!
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Rena: N-No way!
Eveyone in the cafe gasped. A hoard of people were coming towards the cafe. While a few pointed at the competing restaurant, Junko and Sayaka caught their attention before they could change their mind.
Rena: Guys get ready! Customers are coming!
Chihiro: I can't do this, I can't do this....
Rena placed her hands on Chihiro's shoulders with a smile.
Rena: You CAN do this. I know you can.
Chihiro: Rena...
The door opened and Rena and Chihiro turned to it.
Rena: Here we go.
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Yaeko bursted into the kitchen of her restaurant, a look of fear on her face.
Yaeko: Ma'am, we have an issue!
Head Chef: What do you want? I'm busy making food for the customers.
Yaeko: We have no customers Ma'am!
Head Chef: What!?
The head chef burst into her dining area. It was completely baren.
Head Chef: Impossible...Impossible!
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Y/n: I've gotta say other me, you aren't bad!
Y/n fried the shirmp in front of him quickly.
Other Y/n: I could say the same to you!
Urara: I hate to admit it, but both of them are good.
Y/n threw dowm one of the bowls that had made the cafe so popular.
Y/n: Combining ramen and tempura was a great idea you two! It really does make the dish stand out!
Y/n's impostor and Urara smiled at each other. Y/n was just happy they weren't arguing anymore.
Rena: Two tempura ramen bowls!
Chihiro: T-Three tempura ramen bowls!
Y/n: Damn it, again!
Other Y/n: This is a bigger rush than I'm used to.
The cafe was PACKED. A bunch of customers stood in a line that had circled around the area and made its way outside.
Urara: I don't think we have enough people.
Other Y/n: But we can't stop now!
???: Talking about needing help won't get you any.
Other Y/n: That voice....!?
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??: You seem to be in a real pinch huh Y/n? Uh....since when did you have a twin brother?
Other Y/n: Soma! We could really use your help.
It seemed one of the other Y/n's friends had come to the rescue.
Soma tied some sort of towel around his heas casually, and Y/n watched in awe as, quick as a flash, Soma began to move at a pace even to himself!
Soma: Rushes like this aren't uncommon in Yukihira. You can count on me!
Other Y/n: But what about your witch?
Soma: No worries! I'm sure Nikumi can handle it.
Other Y/n: Nikumi?
And with that, the chefs continued. Making bowl after bowl, and making a few omelettes occasionally.
The line finally began dwindling, and as the final customers left the cafe, Yumi swung the close sign.
Yumi: Good job everyone! Thank you all of you for your help!
Sayaka: It was no problem at all!
Kyoko: Please don't make me do this again.
'Toko': Kyahahahahahahaha! That was a riot!
Soma: ...
Y/n noticed Soma turning towards the kitchen. He seemed to be curious on what exactly the other Y/n was doing.
Y/n: So uh, what's the other me like?
Soma smirked.
Soma: Well he's something alright. Enjoys cooking, but has little to no confidence to back it up. Between you and me, he's racking up a harem.
Y/n: No way seriously! That sucks, I would hate for that to happen to me.
Junko: Ahem!
The two boys were caught off guard by Junko who stepped up to Y/n with a playful grin.
Junko: So Y/n, who's the best looking maid? It's me right?
Sayaka: Oh come on, we all know he's going to pick me.
Kyoko: I don't care either way.
Chihiro: H-Huh!?
Y/n: Uuuuuhhhhh, this has taken a turn. I think I hear other me calling!
Y/n turned around quickly, but Toko gripped his shoulder roughly.
'Toko': Not so fast master~
Y/n: M-Mercy please.....
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The head chef stared through the windows of her empty cafe. She gritted her teeth angrily.
Yaeko stood behind her.
Yaeko: We had no sales today.
Head Chef: I know.
Yaeko: We'll just have to try something else.
Head Chef: There is nothing else, I poured my heart into those dishes, and they beat me.
Yaeko: What are you saying miss!?
Head Chef: We're closing.
Yaeko: But miss-
The head chef ignored Yaeko and began to walk back into her kitchen.
Yaeko: I quit my job for this!
The head chef froze, and began to laugh.
Head Chef: You were a good pawn, but I'm done with you now. Next time, be careful who you trust.
And with those words, The head chef left the room. Yaeko stood there, completely dumbstruck.
She had little time to react to a small metal object pressing against her head.
BANG!
Yaeko fell to the ground, a deep crimson oozing from her from her head. Her eyes were unfocused, and her mouth remained parted.
Mukuro Ikusaba pulled her gun back and sighed.
Mukuro: Junko wanted me to take you out, but I didn't expect it to be for him again. What is she thinking?
Mukuro fixed her gloves casually as she left the building, a blank look of disinterest on her face.
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Most people in the cafe had already left. Both Y/n's, Rena, Chihiro, and Soma stood in the cafe together.
Y/n: We should be going soon, school is tomorrow.
Other Y/n: Alright. Thank you, for all of your help.
Chihiro: It was no trouble at all!
Y/n: Yeah, you may be a creepy clone other me, but you're cool.
Other Y/n: Hell yeah man!
Both Y/n's fist bumbed each other with smiles on their faces. Once their fists parted, they both stepped back.
Y/n: See you around other me!
Other Y/n: See you around!
Y/n left the building with Chihiro close behind.
Y/n: Never in my life did I ever think I'd see another me.
Chihiro: It wasn't that bad though.
Y/n: Yeah.
The two of them walked in silence for a moment, before Chihiro spoke up.
Chihiro: Hey Y/n, there's something I need to tell you.
Y/n: Hm?
Chihiro: I.....I.....I'm a-
'Toko': Oh master~
Y/n: Huh!?
Y/n barely had any time to react, as he saw Toko skipping towards him with a pair of scissors.
Y/n: Woah woah woah! W-Why do you have those!?
'Toko': Were you sharing a special moment with someone other than me!?
Y/n: H-Hang on a sec! Why do you look so happy!?
Y/n began running away from the two girls, panicked.
'Toko': Come back master, you've got some explaining to do!
Chihiro watched sadly as Toko chased Y/n out of her field of vision. Another failed attempt.
Chihiro gave a somber smile.
Chihiro: Maybe it just isn't time yet.
Chihiro sighed as she made her way home alone, the screams of her Y/n heard throughout the city.
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Junko sighed with a bored expression and she watched her sister return to her.
Junko: Did you do it?
Mukuro: Yes, that Yaeko person won't be a problem anymore.
Junko: Great! Seriously, this whole thing was straight out of the manga Y/n likes so much. I mean, food that brainwashes people!
Junko froze after that sentence. She then began giggling enthusiastically. Mukuro's expression shifted to that of confusion from her sister's sudden shift in expression.
Mukuro: What's so funny?
Junko: Brainwashing! Why hadn't I thought of it before!? That's perfect!
Mukuro: What are you on about?
Junko: I know how we're going to throw the world into despair! The best way to remove all hope is brainwashing!
Mukuro: Ugh...you've gone off the deep end sis.
Junko ignored her sister as she continued to giggle, a plan already forming in her head.
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A/n:
Finally, a better crossover than the one I had posted before. I wanted to have more of an arc in this section rather than just a story for lore purposes.
Anyway, Y/n will be facing a really difficult task in the next chapter. What could happen, oh no!