Y/n's pov
"Hey, Kei," I say. "I promise I wasn't trying to be nosy, I just wanted to see you."
"Just say that you want to go home," he whispers.
"We can hear you Tsukishima," one of his teammates says. "We want to meet ya."
"Hi guys," I say poking my head out from behind Kei quickly. "It's nice to meet you all."
"I'm going home now," Kyoutani says. "I don't need to see a bunch of grown men try to get with a married woman, and Y/n gets too annoying sometimes."
"Correction, all of the time," I say. "And you're making your team seem like a pack of dogs."
"They are," Koganegawa says. "Well mostly."
"There are like three that are really odd," Kei says. "Let's just go home, okay?"
"As much as I'd love to stick around and chat with all of you, I'm running short on time, so I've gotta go," I say. "I promise that I'll swing by one of your guys get together soon."
"I'll be counting the seconds."
"Oh shut up," Kei says. "Or else I won't bring her."
"Okay okay, calm down Tsuki, I'm just playing."
"Did you drive here?" he asks.
"Nah, Bunny drove me," I say. "She is my cat though, I told her she could drive it around in the neighbourhoods she's not allowed in."
"She's gonna get a ticket," he says as we start walking away. "Then there's going to be a warrant out for your arrest."
"It's fine," I shrug. "I'll just call up Daichi and get him to help."
"He gave Tanaka five tickets last month," Kei says.
"Okay, but that's Tanaka," I say. "He probably got tickets instead of actual time."
"Yeah, I guess you're right," he says opening the passenger side door of his car for me.
"Wow Kei, such a gentleman," I say.
"Yeah whatever," he says making his to the driver's side so he could get in.
He was silent for a moment, staring at the dash as he started the car. Eyes then moving to look at his hands that gripped the steering wheel before he shook his head as if he thought of something stupid. But he still looked like he was focused on his thoughts with his mouth slightly agape.
"You good?" I ask. "If it's about your team be dumb, don't worry about it, they are totally just trying to piss you off."
"Are you sick?" he asks. "Are you sleeping enough?"
"All I do is sleep," I say.
"Eating enough?" he asks. "I don't even remember the last time you actually ate a proper meal at the table, did you eat today?"
"Kei, I am eating more than enough," I laugh. "Calm down."
"Are you sure?" he asks leaning over to touch my face.
"I'm fine," I say. "What are you on about?"
"Nothing," he says pulling his hand back. "I just want to make sure that you're okay."
"I am more th-," I start before he cuts me off.
"Are you pregnant?" he asks.
"Pregnant?"
"When did you last get your period?" he asks.
"Last week," I say.
"Liar," he says. "You did not."
"And how do you know that?" I ask. "Why you all up in my pussy boy?"
"Uh, because you practically pull my shirt off every night," he scoffs. "I would know if you got your period or not."
"No you wouldn't, it's Bluetooth so it only connects when I'm around Bunny and Azalea," I say. "And you say that like it's a bad thing for you."
"No I don't, it's not a bad thing for me," he says. "So are you pregnant?"
Not cool Kei, I wanted to tell you, so now I need you to drop it so I can tell you.
"I'm on birth control," I say.
Lies, I stopped taking it when we got married.
"Well, maybe you missed a doy or something," he says. "I don't know, should we get a test."
"Nah, your pull-out game is strong," I say.
Not a lie, it is strong, but that's not the way we roll in here.
"So you're not pregnant?" he asks.
"I'm not."
"You're lying to me," he says. "You are, aren't you?"
"I am not," I say. "I am not pregnant, you're pregnant. I told you that I didn't want any more kids."
"You are pregnant," he says. "Did you take a test yet?"
"Okay, so what if I am?" I ask. "Hmm?"
"Well if you don't want to keep it, you don't have to," he says. "It's your choice, I know you don't want any more kids."
"You want me to abort our baby?" I ask. "Why!?"
"I did not say that," he says. "You said that you didn't want any more kids."
"If I did not want any more kids then why have I been trying to get pregnant since our wedding?" I ask. "Riddle me that."
"You just said that you were on birth control," he says.
"Well, I lied because I wanted to surprise you," I say. "Because I know that you love babies so much."
"I thought that you didn't want a baby."
"Well, I do," I say crossing my arm. "And I was starting to get pretty sad because I wasn't. And now I'm sad because I didn't get to tell you like those hot ladies of TikTok do."
"So you're pregnant," he smiles running his hand through his hair. "I can't believe it."
"Wow, you never smile like that for me," I fake a hurt expression. "And now I have to carry this baby who is definitely gonna be huge, I'm hurt Kei- Hey!"
"Shh."
"Bro, people are gonna think that we're getting it on if you have me sitting on your lap in the car," I say.
"No they won't, you're fully clothed and sitting sideways," he says.
"Do you love me, Kei?" I ask.
"Don't ask stupid questions, dumbass," he says.
"Do you?" I ask trying to turn to look at his face.
"No, I hate you Y/n," he rolls his eyes. "That's why I'm sitting in a parking lot holding you with this ring on my finger."
"But what if you were gonna break up with me but then I told you that I was pregnant and now you can't leave me?" I ask. "Is that the case?"
"I'm not going to leave you Y/n," he scoffed. "I love you and you know that."
"Do I?" I ask. "Do I really know that?"
"Yes, you do," he says quickly kissing the corner of my lips. "And it's a girl."
"What?"
"The baby," he says. "I think it's a girl."
"And why do you think that?" I ask.
"I want her to be a girl," he says. "And I have a feeling that she is."
"He's a boy," I say. "I can tell."
"No you can't," he says. "She's a girl."
"I can tell, I'm the pregnant one," I say.
"She is a girl and I like the name Koemi," he says. "Do you like it?"
"You already have a name?" I question. "What the hell."
"I have like three..." he pauses. "Lists."
"What?" I bust out in laughter. "You are such a loser."
"Oh shut up," he says. "Can I not be excited about having another daughter?"
"Not when you're with me you can't."
So tired, I go to sleep now. Also, I had to explain to someone that rice and peas aren't actually made with peas.
-Crouton