Finally updating this shit after months. I'm sorry, I write for my own skeles most of the time and my fandom seems to change every six seconds.
Anyway, my updates are always random. Keep that in mind alright?
This fic has a female reader but you can change it if you want. And this fic has my own villain Sans.
If you thought of the Marshal Lee song, you deserve a hug and a batch of cookies.
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You had been staying at Nightmare's castle for months now. Well.. He took you just to annoy the stars. But it wasn't all that bad, Ash was a good cook and they didn't keep you in a cell all day.
In fact, you didn't really want to leave. You never complained. You had shelter, and who could say they lived in a castle?
And your old universe wasn't the greatest.. Left unfinished. But luckily Error took care of that, by ripping it to shreds. Luckily Fresh still visited you, much to the destroyers annoyance.
Nightmare appreciated your behavior. You went with the flow, you even became the best babysitter for him when he was away.
You would even help out in the kitchen, even if Thad would shove you out.. He secretly loved your cooking, not that he'd say that out loud..
Teddy loved your cooking, so much so he'd always teleport into the kitchen whenever you were in trying out new recipes. He'd wait patiently while you pitter pattered around the kitchen.
You were never alone, one or more skeletons would always be in the room with you. In the living room, Horns would always take over your lap and sleep there for hours if you let him.
If you were tired, Teddy or Cross would carry you to your room and just sit there keeping a socket on you. Even if the neon ninety's abomination followed you like a lost puppy.
The Stars haven't tried getting to you yet, but Nightmare had casted a new shield spell around the castle that cloaked it in darkness. Maybe they just hadn't found you yet.
You didn't feel like a prisoner here. You felt accepted and loved, even if your boys had a hard time showing it. Except Horns. He loved your affectionate scratches between his horns, he was the cuddliest.
Sometimes the others would freak out all because they couldn't find you. Horns was to blame for these times, he always did have the habit of stealing you and just wrapping you in his wings.
"Horns, where is y/n?" Myers asks with his arms crossed.
Horns opens one of his sockets. "No idea.. Maybe she and Fresh ran away and eloped, then had a bunch of babies..." His sockets closed again as he nuzzled your hair.
"Ew. I don't want to think about that.. Can you please drop her? Ash needs help in the kitchen." The eyeless skeleton huffs.
Horns shrugs his shoulders. "I dunno.. Can I? Hmm.. No. Too comfy.." The imp purrs, tail wrapping snugly around your waist.
Your cheeks flushed. How could a skeleton be so warm? Was it because of his magic? Or was it the fact that he was raised out of the flames of Hotland? Who knows.. Magical skeletons don't care about logic.
Myers signs. "I'm going to get Nightmare. Come on, it's chore day!"
Horns shakes his head. "No.. Screw Nightmare he can f*ck a cactus... Zzzz.."
"Saying 'Z' doesn't mean you're asleep!" The short skeleton facepalms. "Teddy! Horns has y/n again!"
The tall skeleton steps into the living room at the sound of his name. His single red eye light looking down at you and the demon holding you.
Teddy was the largest skeleton in the castle. He always got things off the top shelves for you. He also had to duck under doorways as to not hit his already banged up skull.
"Alright. Horns let go." Teddy bends down to your level, his large arms wrapping around your torso.
Horns' navy eye lights glare at the giant skeleton, and he huffs. "Fine.. But she's staying in my room tonight!"
Teddy rolls his single eye light and picks you up like a doll. You felt so tiny in his arms.. You knew he could crush you and break your back if he wanted to. But, you were the only human he liked.
He rested you on one of his shoulders. "Alright, problem solved. C'mon lamb chop, to the kitchen with ya."
You leaned onto him, as to not fall back off of his broad shoulders. You had to duck from his massive height as to not smack your face into the chandeliers.
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Once the dishes were done, you decided to help the hooded skeleton with dinner.
You stirred the pot and added garlic to the tomato sauce, making sure the noodled didn't boil over.
Ash and Casper took the plates out of the cabinets and began to set the table. "Y/n, do you know where the fancy napkins are?"
"Um, which ones? The Christmas ones or the orange ones with yellow trim?" You look over your shoulder.
"The orange ones... Thad keeps rearranging the f*cking drawers... I can't find shit in here." He curses, slamming the drawer in front of him.
Casper the little ghost continued to set the table, making sure all the silverware was the way it should be. The ghost skele always paid attention to detail.
"I think he put them in the cabinet by the microwave." You reply, using a ladle to pour a decent amount of sauce onto the pasta.
"Who the f*ck puts napkins in the cabinet by the damn microwave?" Ash huffs, ripping open the cabinet to grab the napkins.
"You know, you're cute when you get frustrated." You tease him.
"Shut up." Ash doesn't turn to face you, but in the corner of your eye you can see the faint purple blush on his cheekbones.
"You can't deny it!" You smile with a little laugh, making his cheeks burn brighter.
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Dinner was, quiet really. You had to give Teddy three more servings than the rest of the villains. He sat next to you, while Nightmare sat at the end of the table.
Ash next to Thad, across from them were Cross and Horns, Across from Nightmare was Error and of course Fresh let himself in uninvited again.
"We need a bigger table." Ash says, scooting his chair away from Thad who had stabbed him with a fork for the fifth time tonight.
"No we don't. You all need to stop acting like idiots and tolerate each other." Nightmare replies, rolling his good eye. "This pasta sauce is amazing y/n. Before you, we used to get take out all the time."
"And by takeout he means stealing." Cross snickers.
"Shut your mouth, cotton ball." Nightmare warns, swatting him in the back of the skull with a tendril.
"Thanks, but I had some help from Ash and Casper." You smile to the being of negativity.
Ash sighs and avoids eye contact, his cheekbones flushing lightly. The small ghost skeleton floating behind him bashfully smiles.
Teddy licks his plate clean and stacks it on top of the other four plates. "Amazin' as always lamb chop." He leans over and pecks your temple being mindful of his sharp teeth.
You bashfully tuck a strand of hair behind your ear, bashfully adverting your eyes.
Horns had fallen asleep at the table again, but this time he didn't faceplant into this plate.
Thad smirked and leaned over to flick his forehead, only for the demon to wrap his tail around Thad's wrist and toss him out of his chair.
Teddy snorted.
Cross doubled over in laughter, as did Myers.
Nightmare even lightly chuckled for the first time in months.
Error smirked and shook his head.
"Don't touch me. Blackberry." Horns mutters with a yawn.
"Ow! Don't throw people!" Thad hisses, wiping off his armor. "You stupid devil I should kill you for that!"
The horned skeleton opens a single socket and smirks. "At least I've got a shot with y/n, unlike you.. Shorty."
"Nyah!" Thad growls and storms out of the dining room, all the while his face is burning like a cherry.
That night you all had a good laugh.
You went to bed with a smile on your face, and a demon in your bed, holding you in a bear hug.
"Good little girl.. What would we be without you?" Horns mutters into your neck. Your cheeks burning.
End..! I hope you enjoyed! I just want some more fluff with the villains.. Why is that so hard to ask for?
I'll draw Horns soon!