<S1 E7>
-Nicolina's P.O.V-
At Monica and Rachel's Monica is on the phone with her mother as Me,Phoebe,Rachel and Ross are hanging out.
Rachel:Wow this is so cool you guys.The entire city is blacked out.
Monica:Mom says it's all of Manhattan parts of Brooklyn and Queens and they have no idea when it's coming back on.
Rachel:Wow you guys this is big.
Monica:"Into phone".Pants and a sweater?.Why mom?.Who am I gonna meet in a blackout?.Power company guys?.Eligible looters?.Could we talk about this later?.Ok."Hangs up".
Phoebe:Can I borrow the phone?.I want to call my apartment and check on my grandma."To Monica".What's my number?.
Me,Monica and Rachel look at Phoebe.
Phoebe:Well I never call me.
*Time Lapse*
Joey enters with a menorah the candles lit.
Joey:Hi everyone.
Ross:And officiating at tonight's blackout is Rabbi Tribbiani.
Joey:Well Chandler's old roomate was Jewish and these are the only candles we have so...Happy Chanukah everyone.
Phoebe:Ew look.Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
We all look at the window grossed out then flinch.
Nico:That had to hurt.
*Time Lapse*
The phone rings and Monica answers it.
Monica:"Into Phone".Hello?..."To everyone".It's Chandler."Into phone".Are you ok?...What?...I have no idea what you just said.
Monica puts Joey on the phone.
Joey:"Into phone".What's up man?."To everyone".Oh my God!.He's trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre!."Into phone".Chandler listen."Speaks garbled".
*Time Lapse*
We are sitting around the coffee table talking.
Rachel:Alright somebody.
Monica:Ok I'll go.Ok senior year of college...on a pool table.
All:Whoa!.
Ross:That's my sister.
Joey:Ok...my weirdest place would have to be...the women's room on the second floor of the New York CIty public library.
Monica:Oh my God!.What were you doing in a library?.
Nico:"Sarcastically".I think it's quite obvious what Joey was doing.
Ross:Pheebs what about you?.
Phoebe:Oh...Milwaukee.How about you Nico?.
Nico:Um Mr and Mrs Gellers backyard.
Monica,Ross:What?!.
Nico:It was heat of the moment thing!.
Rachel:Um...Ross?.
Ross:Disneyland 1989 It's a Small World After All.
All:No way!.
Ross:The ride broke down.So Carol and I went behind a couple of those mechanical Dutch children...then they fixed the ride and we were asked never to return to the Magic Kingdom.
Phoebe:Oh Rachel.
Rachel:Oh come on I already went.
Monica:You did not go.
All:Come on.
Rachel:Oh alright.The weirdest place would have to be."Sighs".Oh the foot of the bed.
Ross:Step back.
Joey:We have a winner.
<S1 E8>
Everyone is at Monica and Rachel's as Chandler is telling everyone a co-worker thinks he's gay.
Chandler:Couldn't enjoy a cup of noodles after that.I nean is that ridiculous?.Can you believe she actually thought that?.
Rachel:Um...yeah.Well I nean when I first met you y'know I thought maybe possibly you might be.
Chandler:You did?.
Rachel:Yeah but then you spent Phoebe's entire birthday party talking to my breasts so then I figured maybe not.
Chandler:Huh.Did uh...any of the rest of you guys think that when you first met me?.
Monica:I did.
Phoebe:Yeah I think so yeah.
Joey:Not me.
Nico:Me either.
Ross:No,no me neither.Although uh y'know back in college Susan Sallidor did.
Chandler:You're kidding!.Did you tell her I wasn't?.
Ross:No.No it's just cause uh I kinda wanted to go out with her too so I told her actually you were seeing Bernie Spellman...who also liked her so...
Joey congratulates Ross sees Chandler's look and stops.
Chandler:Well this is fascinating.So uh what is it about me?.
Phoebe:I dunno cause you're smart,you're funny.
Chandler:Ross is smart and funny d'you ever think that about him?.
All:Yeah!.Right!.
Chandler:What is it?!.
Monica:Okay I-I d'know you-you just-you have a quality.
All:Yes.Absolutely.A quality.
Chandler:"Sarcastically".Oh,oh a quality good because I was worried you guys were gonna be vague about this.
The phone rings and Monica gets it.
Monica:"Into Phone".Hello?.Hello?.Oh.Rachel it's Paolo calling from Rome.
Rachel:Oh my God!.Calling from Rome!."Into Phone".Bon giorno caro mio.
Ross:"To Joey".So he's calling from Rome.I could do that.Just gotta go to Rome.
Rachel:Monica your dad just beeped in but can you make it quick?.Talking to Rome."Showing off to Phoebe,Nico, Chandler".I'm talking to Rome.
Monica:"Into Phone".Hey dad what's up?...Oh God.Ross it's Nana.
*Time Lapse*
Me,Chandler,Phoebe,Joey and Rachel are at Central Perk.
Chandler:I just have to know okay.Is it my hair?.
Nico:"Sarcastically".Yes Chandler that's exactly what it is.It's your hair.
Phoebe:Yeah you have homosexual hair.
Monica and Ross enter.
Rachel:So um did she...
Ross:Twice.
Joey:Twice?.
Phoebe:Oh that sucks!.
Nico:You guys okay?.
Ross:I dunno it's weird.I mean I know she's gone but I just don't feel uh...
Phoebe:Maybe that's cause she's not really gone.
Ross:No,no she's gone.
Monica:We checked.A lot.
Phoebe:Hm I mean maybe no one ever really goes.Ever since my mom died every now and then I get the feeling that she's like right here y'know?."Circles hand around right shoulder".Oh.And Debbie my best friend from junior high got struck by lightning on a miniature golf course I always get this really strong Debbie vibe whenever I use one of those little yellow pencils y'know?...I miss her.
Rachel:Aw.Hey Pheebs want this?."Gives her a pencil".
Phoebe:Thanks.
Rachel:Sure.I just sharpened her this morning.
Joey:Now see I don't believe any of that.I think once you're dead,you're dead.You're gone.You're worm food...So Chandler looks gay huh?.
Phoebe:Y'know I dunno who this is but it's not Debbie."Hands back pencil".
Nico:Well I think that if your nana is around then she would want you to be happy.
Monica:Thanks Nicolina.
Nico:I know how it feels to loose a grandma...I still wonder if mine ever visits.
Everyone else looks at me knowing I never talked about my beliefs before.
Nico:C'mon Joey,Chandler i've been your roomate for 2 years and you never caught on to my beliefs?.Or closet decoration?.
Joey:There is a star on the door."Confused".
Nico:Oh my god.You don't know why?.
Chandler:No.
Nico:I'm a Witch.You know spell books and etc.
Everyone looks at me and i sit down telling them everything.