Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

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- Nicolina -

   At Me, Chandler and Joey's apartment I am sitting in a chair by Chandler's with my legs over his lap since i can't sit on his lap when i'm 9 months pregnant and we play a crossword puzzle as Joey enters.

Joey: Hey!.

Chandler: Hey!.

Nico: Hey!.

Joey: What are you guys doing up?.

Chandler: Oh we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey do you know a six letter word for red?.

Joey: "Thinks". Dark red.

Chandler: Yeah I think that's wrong but there's a Connect the Dots in here for you later. "To Nico". Hey how about maroon?.

Nico: Hey yeah that works Smartie. "Kisses him".

Joey: Aw you guys are so cute!.

Nico: Thank you.

Joey: All right I'll see you in the morning.

Chandler, Nico: Okay.

*Time Lapse*

   Everyone except Ross and Joey are at Central Perk and Gunther hands us a bill as Chandler gives some money to pay for it.

Rachel: "Looking at bill". Uh we still need a tip.

Phoebe: All right. Hold on. "Digging in chair". I got it. Nickel!. "Donates it". How much more do we need?.

Rachel: A couple of bucks.

Phoebe: Okay dime!. "Donates". You guys should probably keep talking this could take a while. "Finds something else". Oh no wait!. Look it!. Whoa!. Oh my God this is a police badge!.

Monica: Wow!.

Chandler: Oh that's so cool!. Why would a cop come in here though.? They don't serve donuts.

I chuckle at my boyfriends joke but no one else laughs. 

Scotty: Y'know what actually could you discover the badge again?. I think I can come up with something better than that.

Chandler stares at Scotty for trying to take over his joke.

Rachel: Phoebe I bet somebody's missing that badge.

Phoebe: Yeah I should probably take it back. Oh but you know what?. While I'm at the police station I could check their Ten Most Wanted lists because my friend Fritzy has been like number 11 forever so this could be her year!. "Crosses fingers".

Joey: "Enters". Hey you guys!.

Chandler: Hey!.

Rachel: Hey Joey!.

Nico, Monica: Hey.

Joey: "To Nico". Hey. That uh that my sweatshirt?.

Nico: Oh yes it is. I borrowed it because I was cold. Is that okay?.

    I look at Joey confused because he usually has no problem with me borrowing his hoodies or jackets.

Joey: Well uh it's just that uh y'know if-if you're gonna be wearing someone's sweatshirt shouldn't it be your boyfriends-and I'm not him.

Nico: I'm sorry I'll give it back to you.

Joey: No-no! No! I mean it's gonna be all smelling like Nicolina!.

Nico: "Hurt". Are you saying I smell bad?.

Joey: No!. No you smell like a meadow...I'm sorry. "Runs to bathroom".