Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-23

<S1 E23>

-Nicolina's P.O.V-

   At the hospital Me,Ross,Rachel,Chandler,Joey and Monica are in the waiting room waiting for Carol and Susan to arrive.

Ross:She's not here yet.She's not here.She's having my baby and she's not here.

Monica:I'm sure everything's fine.Has her water broke yet?.

Ross:I don't know but when I spoke to her she said she had already passed the mucus plug.

Joey makes a sound of disgust.

Joey:Do we have to know about that?.

Nico:Joey what are you gonna do when you have a baby?.

Joey:I'm gonna be in the waiting room handing out cigars.

Chandler:Yes Joey's made arrangements to have his baby in a movie from the 50's.

Ross:God I don't believe this.She could be giving birth in the cab.

Rachel:Oh Ross relax.It's probably like two dollars for the first contraction and then fifty cents for each additional contraction.

Everyone looks at Rachel.

Rachel:What it's ok when Chandler does it?.

Chandler:You have to pick your moments.

Phoebe arrives holding a guitar.

Phoebe:Did I miss it,did I miss it?.

Ross:She's not even here yet.

Monica:What's with the guitar?.

Phoebe:I just thought we might be here for awhile.You know things might get musical.

Carol and Susan arrive.

Ross:Where the hell have you been?.

Susan:We stopped at the gift shop.

Carol:I was looking at stuffed animals and Susan wanted a Chunky.

Ross:Susan wanted a Chunky.We're having a baby ok a baby you don't stop for Chunky's.

Chandler:I used to have that bumper sticker.

   Everyone is amused by Chandler's comment.

Chandler:"To Rachel".You see what I mean.

*Time Lapse*

  In the Waiting Room Chandler is falling asleep on my shoulder.

Monica:I want a baby.

Chandler:Mm.Not tonight honey.I got an early day tomorrow.

I laugh at Chandler's comment.

Monica:Get up.Come on.Let's get some coffee.