Crazy For You |Friends Fanfiction

Ch-35

- Nicolina's -

   After Joey has moved out of Me and Chandler's apartment everyone but Chandler are at Joey's new apartment. Joey has decorated the place with tons of tacky stuff.

Joey: Huh?. So whaddya think?. Casa de Joey. Huh?. I decorated it myself.

Nico: "Sarcastically". Get out.

All: No.

Monica: "Looking at glass sculpture". Wow Joey this is uh...

Joey: Art.

Monica: Art it is.

Ross: "Looking at  glass table with panther shaped base". Look check this out. Is it a coffee table, is it a panther?. There's no need to decide.

Rachel: "Holding a red pillow". Hey nice pillow. So now tell me is this genuine Muppet skin?.

Phoebe is looking at water sculpture that looks like a window with rain running down it.

Phoebe: Hey excellent, excellent water-table thing.

Joey: Thanks yeah. I love this but ya know what it makes me wanna pee.

Phoebe: Yeah well me too yeah. I think that's the challenge.

Joey: Hey how come uh Chandler didn't come?.

Nico: Well uh it's cause he had a thing...

Joey: Right I go-I got it.

Nico: We miss you at the apartment y'know.

Joey: I miss you guys too.

Nico: Maybe this living on your own is a good thing. You can actually make your own rules.

Phoebe: So why don't ya show us the rest of your casa?.

Joey: Yeah. Uh oh, oh , the best part c'mon. 

Joey leads us to the bathroom and gestures towards toilet everyone stares and i see a phone.

 Joey: Heh?.

Rachel: Hey nice toilet.

Joey: No, no, no behind it.

Ross: Wha-you have a phone in here?.

Joey: That's right I have a phone in here.

Nico: Joey promise me something.

Joey: Yeah.

Nico: Never call me from that phone.

*Time Lapse*

   At Me and Chandler's apartment. Chandler is sitting on the bar wearing his huge dog-slippers as i go into the fridge for a drink.

Chandler: So whaddya say boys should I call him?. "Squeezes ear of one slipper". Well y'know what they say. Ask your slippers a question...you're going crazy.

Nico: I miss him too Chan. It's to quiet here now...Call him.

Chandler calls Joey's apartment and Joey answers.

(Joey: Hello.)

Nico, Chandler: Hey.

(Joey: Hey!)

Chandler: Listen I'm, I'm sorry I didn't make it over there today.

(Joey: Oh that's ok. You uh you had a thing.)

Chandler: Yeah well I hear the place looks great.

Nico: I told him all about it.

(Joey: Ah forget about it I'm having a ball. How's the apartment doing?.)