𝙃𝙚𝙮 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙎𝙤 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙟𝙪𝙨𝙩 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙛𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙡 𝙚𝙭𝙖𝙢𝙨 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙖 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙚𝙬𝙬𝙬 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙙𝙮 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙞𝙩
𝙎𝙤 𝙪𝙥𝙙𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙨𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙘 𝙢𝙮 𝙩𝙚𝙖𝙘𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙪𝙨 𝙖 𝙝𝙪𝙜𝙚 𝙨𝙮𝙡𝙡𝙖𝙗𝙪𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙚 𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙮 𝙗𝙘 "𝙔𝙖𝙇𝙡 𝙖𝙏 𝙝𝙊𝙢𝙀"
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"ɢᴇᴛ ɪɴ ʟᴏꜱᴇʀ, ᴡᴇ'ʀᴇ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ꜱʜᴏᴘᴘɪɴɢ"
The time to go shopping. You had an extra day before the party to prepare. The mall you both went to was most definitely expensive. In your previous life you had only known thrift stores and Targets, maybe the occasional expensive outfit you had for special events. So seeing all these designer fits ready for taking without worrying you were ecstatic.
"Go on babe, it's all on me." Disco said, opening up the passenger door after exiting the car himself. You stepped out, donned in a simple black turtleneck and white overcoat, pearl earrings making it a little less boring. You gave him a quick kiss on the cheek, giggling a 'thanks' and walking inside holding his hand.
Stepping into the mall you strutted over to the Chanel store and picked out a pair of burgundy sunglasses, sending a look to Disco Bear to confirm he was handling all of this, he just gave you a nod as he looked at things he wanted himself. Grabbing two belts, and a few purses you told him you were done here. You watched the bear pay as your eyes glinted with the intent to make his pockets hurt. Your heart did a cheshire cat smile as the cash register let out a sharp beep, confirming the transaction, you felt like a child who had convinced their mother to buy them the Lego Millenium Falcon set, because you did and it was put on display proudly in your old room.
Anyway, the next store was much bigger, it was full of cute fits. Your eyes instantly went to one you saw, sitting snugly in the racks. It was a silver bodycon dress, bedazzled in glitter making it twinkle in the artificial lights. It reached up to your thighs, the top dipping dangerously low in a steep v-shape, the back also stopping low, yet kept secure. You found the dress you would be wearing to the party. You showed it to Disco too, and knowing him he said hell yeah. You paired the dress with a white fur coat, and black thigh high boots. You took another black dress with a sweetheart neckline, puffy off-shoulder sleeves and a form-fitting skirt going down to your thighs. From the Louis Vuitton store you got a beige coat, a black wrap coat, and the mink fur coat, feeling its soft fur running through your fingers.
You both decided to take a short break and head over to the food court, seeing Cuddles and Giggles across the large area, they were having a good time and you didn't wanna bother them so you minded your own business and ordered your food. Disco Bear suddenly stood up, telling you he needed to get something he left, but not before telling you to carry on.
Shrugging you sipped on your boba and looked through your phone. Splendid was -in dramatic detail- telling you about the town he just "saved", the many exclamation marks in each sentence showing his excitement. Suddenly a loud bang went off, making you jolt and almost drop your phone. Avoiding choking on your boba you turned your gaze to see Lifty rushing past, a large bad in his arms.
"Oh fuck no."
Those green fucks chose the mall to be their target, and today. You turned your head to the other side, Cuddles and Giggles were missing, a shrill scream told you where they were. Cuddles was slumped over a corner of the wall bleeding from his leg, Giggles was over him, using a piece of cloth to slow the bleeding down. Shifty must've shot his leg. Disco bear came running to you and pulled you up, noticing your distressed expression
"Yo D, call the fucking police, I'll be right back." He went to protest, seeing the danger in the situation but a glare from you sent him his way. Meanwhile you ran over to Cuddles, asking for his phone and texting Sniffles, who was apparently at the hospital on his break. You asked him to come over at the mall, giving its location. He sounded a bit annoyed but let you know he was on his way.
The gunshots however hadn't ceased, in fact it got louder and more recurrent. You saw blood staining the white floor of the mall, painting it a grim scarlet. Lifty threw a body down a staircase, rubbing the blood off his gloves before grinning, taking another large bag of valuables and running out of sight. 'How long before Splendid gets here?' You mentally sweat-dropped at the thought of Splendid taking his sweet time coming to your rescue, hopefully Cuddles was still alive. Giggles had ripped off part of her dress into a makeshift bandage and you had carried him inside a random store you were using as shelter, waiting for the telltale sirens of either police or the ambulance, or Splendid's arrival.
Your wishes were granted shortly as a blue blur sped through the mall gates, shattering the windows and scattering shards everywhere, you and your duo wasn't safe from it as Giggles was impaled by many small shards in various parts of her body. She screamed from pain and tried to take them out only for a glass shard the size of your arm pierced her through the head. Blood splattered on both you and a horrified Cuddles, who at this point was crying, clutching his wounded leg. You tried your best to console him, waiting for the ambulance to come take him.
The wails of a siren greeted you and the racoons were nowhere to be seen, probably out messing with Splendid or whatever. Seeing Sniffles and The Mole's figures enter the mall gates you hurriedly rushed over to them and guided him to the injured Cuddles. You sneaked outside when you saw him readying the stretcher, hopefully Mole doesn't accidentally kill him. You spotted Disco worriedly waiting outside
"Hey, D!" He looked at you shocked and darted toward your oddly calm self, asking if you were okay.
"I'm alright D, but I got something to do, be a dear and text me the address to the hospital. Go home without me, I'll be okay. Well, I think I'll be okay."
"That didn't sound very reassuring, babe." Disco awkwardly chuckled. "C'mon, I've been in multiple near-death situations, and came out of all of them alive. I'm not even being targeted and all I'm gonna do is drive to the hospital. I think I'll live." You confidently announced, easing the deep-fried butter eater's worries enough to let you do your thing.
Getting in the driver's seat you set the address in your GPS, letting it guide you. You asked Sniffles if it was okay if you drove, to which he reluctantly agreed. You would too if your driver was a blind man. Adjusting the rear view mirror you set off, traffic was low anyway. Unlike some people in the show, you actually paid attention to the road and signs, avoiding the deaths of probably a few people and Flaky, who was nervously driving along the side of the road.
'Felt.'
Your destination wasn't too far away, and the low traffic ensured your safe arrival at your destination. Your job here was complete, you couldn't do anything from here since you had little medical knowledge. You hopefully took Cuddles to the right person and he would have a good recovery.
Now what? You never had a role in this universe, everyone else had jobs. You could just go home but that's boring. You should make some friends. Hopping out the ambulance you waltzed down the street, trying to find something interesting or someone to talk to. You saw Flaky, Pop and Cub, Russell and Lumpy having a cookout outside what you assumed was Pop's house. You didn't wanna show up uninvited so you just watched them I guess, maybe waiting for someone to notice and invite you. Russel noticed you eventually and invited you to their cookout, which you gladly joined.
Cub was a fucking godsend. You only met him for like 5 minutes but you would kill everyone, god, then yourself for him. He had somehow managed to get you lying. He is the cutest goddamn literal thing you ever knew, my lord he is the embodiment of pure no wonder even Fliqpy liked him you CANNOT look at this little dude and say "eh". You were both lying down in the grass, watching a praying mantis just chilling with him. Pop got both of you hotdogs with fresh sausages to enjoy and you fed it to him in small bits, making sure the lil' tyke didn't fucking choke.
His pup Whistles was there too, having a glaring contest with you as you played Pokėmon on his Nintendo DS. It was clear the dog didn't like you and you watched all those videos about how to not piss off animals so you kept looking away but that rat bastard kept his fucking sights on you, like damn just let it go. While you were listening to Cub tell a very exciting story (You understood only three words but he looked happy and you couldn't ruin that) Whistles decided that your hair looked delicious and bit it, taking to the ground from the force.
"WHISSUS! BAD!" Cub cried out, trying to free your hair. Whistles obeyed immediately, dropping to the ground all dandy like he hadn't just assaulted your hair. "What the-" You stopped the rest of the sentence before the child could hear it, he was telling Whistles to apologize. It was weird, Whistles was supposed to be violent only when someone whistled. Maybe you just have shit luck with the dogs of this universe, because Corporal Big Daddy, your Chow Chow would never.
Maybe the pup was just jealous he wasn't getting attention, yeah that's probably it. You decided to include Whistles in the game of frisbee you both were playing, unfortunately You stumbled while throwing it and it landed smack-dab on the grill where various meats were roasting. You took a pair of tongs to fish it out and just then Whistles jumped over the grill's lid eager to play with the frisbee again, shutting the lid and trapping your arm in with the meats and the bars of burning coal.
You were pretty sure the whole town heard your bloodcurdling scream.
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𝙆𝙞𝙣𝙙𝙖 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 [𝙉] 𝙙𝙞𝙚 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙞 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚𝙣'𝙩 𝙙𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙙 𝙞𝙛 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙩𝙤 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙖𝙬𝙣 𝙤𝙧 𝙣𝙤𝙩, 𝙨𝙤 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙜𝙧𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙗𝙪𝙧𝙣 𝙖𝙝𝙖. 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 𝙘𝙤𝙣𝙛𝙪𝙨𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙬𝙝𝙤𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙙𝙤, 𝙖𝙡𝙨𝙤 𝙄'𝙢 𝙨𝙪𝙥𝙚𝙧 𝙗𝙖𝙙 𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙥𝙥𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙨𝙚𝙦𝙪𝙚𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙨, 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 𝙄 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙥𝙧𝙖𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙚 𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙖𝙡𝙨𝙤 𝙬𝙧𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙛𝙛𝙚𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣-𝙩𝙤-𝘿𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤-𝘽𝙚𝙖𝙧 𝙨𝙘𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙨. 𝘿𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙠𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙩, 𝙞 𝙥𝙧𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙨𝙚.
𝙎𝙤 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙪𝙢 𝙮𝙚𝙖 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨
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