Haikyuu Oneshots

By depressedzest

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Basically, just oneshots based of fanart I find. There will be a combination of fluff, smut and angst. Smut c... More

Authors Note
Iwaoi #1 (Angst)
Levyaku #1 (Fluff)
Matsuhana #1 (Slight Smut But Not Really)
Kagehina/Atsuhina (Angst)
Kyouhaba (I don't really know)
Kenhina (Fluff)
Semishira (Smut??)
Bokuaka (Angst)
Kuroken (Fluff)
Tsukkiyama (Angst)
Kagehina (Fluff)
Kenhina/Kagehina (Angst)
Ushiten (Fluff)
Semishira Part 2
IwaOi (Fluff)
IwaOi (Angst/Fluff)
Kiyoyachi (Fluff)
TsukkiYama (Fluff)
AsaNoya (Angst)
TsukkiYama (Fluff)
IwaOi (Angst)
SakuAtsu (Fluff)
KenHina (Fluff)
KuroKen/KenHina (Angst)
BokuAka (Fluff)
SakuAtsu (Angst)
KenHina (Angst/Fluff)
TsukkiYama (Fluff)
DaiSuga (Angst)
Suga + Hinata (Angst/Fluff)
KenHina (Fluff)
LevYaku (Fluff)
BokuAkaKuroKen (Fluff)
Hinata x Whoever you want
Hinata - Who's his favourite?
TsukkiYama (Angst)
SemiShira (Fluff)
Oya Squad - Apocalypse (Angst) Part 1
Oya Squad - Apocalypse (Angst) Part 2 (Final Part)
BokuAka (Fluff)
Q and A that nobody asked for
TsukkiYama (Angst)
TukkiYama (Angst) Part 2
Appreciation Post
LevYaku (Fluff) Part 1
LevYaku (Fluff) Part 2
LevYaku (Fluff) Part 3
KageHina (Angst)
KyouHaba (Fluff/Angst)
IwaOi (Angst/Fluff)
KuroTsukki + BokuAka (Fluff)
KenHina (Angst)
SakuAtsu (Angst)
BokuAka + Miya Twins
KuroKen (Angst)
BokuAka (Fluff)
Quick Question
Kenma (FTM) Part 1
BokuAka (Fluff) Cloud 9
TsukkiYama (Fluff) Out Of My League
Halloween
IwaOi - Halloween Special (Angst)
Another Question
SakuAtsu (Angst) Hold On
Hey Peeps
Osasuna {Angst}{Very Slight Smut} Happy Pills
OsaSuna - Angst - Happy Pills - Part 2
IwaOi (Angst) Are You Bored Yet?
Matsuhana (Fluff)
TsukkiYama (I don't think this can be called fluff)
AtsuHina (Angst)
BokuAka (Fluff)
BokuAka (Fluff)
Hinata Wings Au
Hinata Wings AU Part 2
Hinata Wing AU Part 3
Hinata Wings AU Part 4
Gods and Goddesses
Gods And Goddesses Part 2
Another Question, Annoying, I Know
KuroTsukkiYama
im not dead
AsaNoya (Fluff) Christmas Special
BOKUTO
BOKUTO Part 2
Hey Everyone!
Several Ships - Band Au!
KuroKenHina Christmas Special
To The Non-Binary Folk, Genderfluids and Confused
MatsuHanaIwaOi Genderbend
MatsuHanaIwaOi Genderbend Part 2
Dunno What To Call This but Part 1
Dunno What To Call This But Part 2
AtsuHina (Angst/Fluff)
YakuLev (Angst) Numb
aisnkahsjs oisuga brainrot
TsukkiYamaYachi (Fluff)
Third Gym Squad + Kenma - Among Us Au {Angst}
SakuAtsuBokuHina (Fluff)
TsukkiHina Part 1
TsukkiHina Part 2
Kageyama x whoever you want (Angst)
TsukkiYama
MatsuHanaIwaOi
SemiTen {Angst)
AtsuHina
MatsuHanaIwaOi
AkaHina - Crave You
SakuAtsuBokuHina Genderbend
dunno yet
Dunno Yet, Decisions
YamaYama
It's Been Decided
SakuAtsuHina
KyouHaba Genderbend
OsaAka Part 1
AranKita
SakuAtsu + BokuAka - Mafia Au - Part 2
TenSemiGoshi
SakuAtsu Genderbend
IwaOi
MatsuHana ✨Fluff✨
BokuAka Genderbend
AsaNoya
KanoYachi
OiHina
Wedding
Weddings
Weddings Part 2
Weddings Part 3
OiKuroo
BokuAkaKuroKen
Weddings Part 4
Beep Boop
Weddings Part 5
TsukiYama
KiyoYachi
KiyoYachi - Annoucement
KiyoYachi - Actual Chapter
UshiIwaOi Idea and Questions
Important Notice, Please Read, Only After Reading The Warnings Though
Umm...so hey
I'm Back, Not For Long Though
I LIVE! And I Bear Gifts!
Really Important Note
KenHina - Maybe part 1

SakuAtsu + BokuAka - Mafia Au

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By depressedzest

TW: Death/Blood/Sexy Motherfuckers

EDIT: This isn't a new chapter, just fixing up some mistakes. But a second part to this will be posted soon!

The MSBY Black Jackels is one of the most feared mafia families in Japan, alongside the Schweiden Adlers. 

The MSBY inner family are some of the best out there. 

Name: Bokuto - First Name Unknown
Age: Unknown
Code Name: 'The Dark Owl'
His unpredictability makes him impossible to track and prepare for. He's known for his dangerous mood swings, which often result in either arson or mass murder. He often has an unnamed dark-haired beauty by his side. 

DO NOT APPROACH HIM!!! EXTREMELY DANGEROUS!!!

Name: Sakusa Kiyoomi
Age: 23
Code Name: Unknown
His poisons can go undetected for months and then suddenly kill you. He leaves no traces and no one knows what he really looks like due to the mask he always wears. Is often seen killing in cold blood, no remorse. 

Name: Miya Atsumu
Age: Unknown
Code Name: 'Golden Fox'
He's sly, manipulative and he always gets what he wants. He and his twin brother at one point were the best duo in the game. When his brother was suddenly killed, he went rogue and murdered hundreds in only the two months before he was recruited by the Black Jackels. 

Name: Unknown
Age: Unknown
Code Name: 'Little Crow'
Almost nothing is known about him despite the fact that he is the best assassin in most of Asia. Nobody knows what he looks like. 

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"Kou, you must get changed now. We are leaving to meet with the Adlers," Akaashi told his husband. 
"Already? This is going to be so boring!" Bokuto whined, ruffling his hair. 

"I'm excited!" Hinata yelled, filling his gun with ammo.
"Ya just want to tease Tobio-kun, don'tcha  Shou-kun?" Atsumu asked with a smirk.
"Maybe. It's hilarious because he has no idea who I really am. I think it's so funny that he thinks he can talk to me the way he does," Hinata replied.
"I'm surprised ya haven't put a bullet in 'is head yet."
"That would just ruin the fun."

Everyone besides those in the inner MSBY Family, simply just thought of Hinata as some reckless guy who is always with the inner family. None of them had any idea that he was the 'Little Crow'. No one even knew his name. He was called many things, 'dumbass', 'tangerine', 'short'. 

Sakusa put on his silk black gloves and adjusted his mask. Atsumu walked over to him smirking, 
"Ya look absolutely ravishing in that suit Omi-kun."
"Oh really,"
"Yes, but it for some reason covers the beautiful body underneath it."
"Oh, what a real shame. I guess you will just have to wait."
"Yer a real tease Omi-kun."
"Only for you."

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Bokuto got out the limo first before turning around and offering his hand to Akaashi.
"Thank you, dear," Akaashi said before kissing Bokuto on the cheek.

Atsumu and Sakusa got out next, linking arms before following into the mansion. Hinata jumped out, smoothed down his hair before running after them.

The four were led to a very fancy living room that was spacious and had a fireplace. Ushijima, Kageyama and Hoshiumi all sat on the couches, waiting for their arrival. 

"Hey! Hey! Hey! Everyone!" Bokuto yelled. It didn't go unnoticed that Kageyama and Hoshiumi stiffened at his presence. 

"Bokuto, and friends, welcome," Ushijima greeted, stoic. 
"You have such a lovely home," Atsumu complimented, though it was obvious to everyone that he didn't mean it.

Atsumu still didn't know who killed his brother but all his leads pointed to the Schweiden Adlers.

"Bokuto, my office is this way. I would like to discuss with you in private," Ushijima said bluntly.

Sakusa side-eyed him. Ushijima Wakatoshi was a man of tradition, he always killed execution-style, and he never missed. 

"Sure, but Keiji comes with me," Bokuto replied after a long pause.
"Fine."

The three walked away and as soon as they were gone, Hoshiumi started.

"You punks really think you're all that," he accused.
"Well, we are better than you in every way, so yeah," Hinata snapped. 
"You really wanna go? You're probably not even that good with a gun!"

Sakusa scoffed, Atsumu snorted and Hinata raised an eyebrow and smirked. 

"Think what you want bird-eyes,"

Kageyama stayed silent but glared at Hinata the whole time. 

Bodyguards stood all around the room, waiting for a Black Jackel to make one wrong move. 

Hinata smirked and sat next to Kageyama,
"Hey Kageyama-kun, how are you?" 
The raven snarled, "Leave me alone dumbass."
"Aww, that's pretty mean," Hinata teased, pouting his lips. 
"I don't even know who you are, you're probably just some recruit who gets to tag along. As Hoshiumu-san said, you suck," Kageyama spat. 

Hinata smiled sickeningly sweetly.

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Hoshiumi and Atsumu were verbally abusing each other on the other side of the room while Sakusa watched on. 

"Piss-haired bastard!"
"Crusty eyes!"
Hoshiumi smirked, "Dead brother,"

Atsumu's voice got caught in his throat and Sakusa glared at the white-haired man. 

"Don't you dare speak about-"
"Miya Osamu? Boring guy, he wouldn't even call out for help when I put a gun to his head," Hoshiumi continued, cockily smirking.

Atsumu's eyes widened and he pulled out his gun, pointing it at Hoshiumi.
"Omi, let's take this place down," he growled.
"You wouldn't get out alive, there's only four of you," 
"You underestimate our abilities," Sakusa butt in. 

The bodyguards began to close in on Sakusa and Atsumu, but they were nothing.

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Hinata glanced over to the scene unravelling a few meters away.
"You know Kageyama-kun, you're really mean to me. And I don't like that," Hinata drawled out.
"What are you gonna do? Pout again?"
"Maybe you should have realised I have had my gun on you this whole time,"

Kageyama looked down and sure enough, Hinata had a gun pointed at him.
"Whe-when? How?"

Some of the bodyguards noticed the gun and began running towards them.
"You can't do anything, you'll be shot!" Kageyama snarled.
"Oh, you have no idea who I am sweetie,"

Still not breaking eye contact with Kageyama, he shot the three bodyguards in the head and they fell to the ground. Dead.

Kageyama's eyes widened and Hinata pointed the gun back at him. Suddenly pushing him onto the ground and kneeling on top of him, 
"Who the hell are you?" Kageyamaasked, trying to get Hinata off him. 
"That's for me to know and you to never find out,"

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Atsumu kept his gun pointed at Hoshiumi, quickly glancing at Sakusa. Sakusa quickly pulled a vile of liquid from his jacket and put it into his gun, aiming at two bodyguards coming towards him.

When he shot the gun, the vile exploded all over them, everywhere it touched, burned through. They fell to the ground screaming in pain as the liquid disintegrated their skin.

There were still five guards left. With his other hand, Atsumu pulled out a second gun and shot two of them, one in the head, the other in the chest.

"Omi, blue vile," Atsumu asked, Sakusa handed him a small vile with a dark blue liquid in it. 

Hoshiumi tried to fight back, but Atsumu forced his mouth open and the liquid in. Holding his mouth and nose shut so he swallowed. 

Hoshiumi's eyes began to droop and he suddenly fell to the ground. Atsumu swiftly turned around and shot the guard that was about to stab him. 

Sakusa and Atsumu shot the last two bodyguards before kissing.

"Good job Omi,"
"You two, Atsumu."

They turned around to see Hinata on top of Kageyama, gun against the raven's forehead.
"He looks like he's doing fine," Atsumu said.
"So what are we doing with him?" Sakusa asked, pointing to Hoshiumi's unconscious body.
"I'm gonna torture him," Atsumu replied casually.
"Good idea."

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"So Kageyama-kun, since I'm going to kill you in exactly one minute. I supposed I could tell you something about myself."
"I don't care!'
"Oh but you do. You've been curious ever since we first ran into each other. Now I won't tell you my name, but have you ever heard of the 'Little Crow'?"

Kageyama's eyes widened, "Yes..that's-....it's you!"
"Ding ding ding. Correct! So smart Kageyama-kun," Hinata smiled brightly, glancing down at his watch. 

"Nobody knows who you are..."
"Then you must feel so lucky."
"No! I hate you! Get off me-"
"Oops, times up!"
"No No No No!"
"Boom!" Hinata yelled as he shot him.

He got off the dead body and saw Sakusa and Atsumu looking at him, "What? I like to make sound effects."

Bokuto and Akaashi suddenly ran into the room.
"Come on! We have to go!" Akaashi yelled. 
"I started a huge fire!" Bokuto said triumphantly.

Atsumu slung Hoshiumi over his shoulder before grabbing Sakusa's hand and running out. Hinata turned to see the large roaring fire growing behind them. He laughed at the adrenaline rushing through his veins before running out of the mansion and jumping into the limo with everyone else.


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Now I'm not saying that writing characters being absolute maniacs makes me feel some type of way buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.....just imagine this chapter.

Chapter Headcanon:

Not really a headcanon but just imagine Akaashi wearing a floor length deep blue gown with a high slit up the thigh. Dark red lipstick, eyeliner...omg, I-. I would die if I ever saw tgar



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