Steven: (sees a light*) What the- ( the y/v then approaches him making him scream in terror*) Whai- Whai- No, No, No-Gahhhh!!(covers his head*)

You: Hey steven (waves at him*)

Steven: (gasp*) Y/N!! Are you riding that?! (taps greg's arm*) Dad! Look!

Greg: (shocked*) Woah...

You: Are you guys shocked?

Steven: Heck yeah y/n!! Can you drive that thing?

You: Yup, it's kinda like a little puppy to me. Haha

Steven: Y/N! This is going to be fun! Right, Dad?

(Greg looks at Steven, visibly worried.)

At Greg's Van, Sunset*

Greg drives Steven and Garnet out of Beach City in his van through the night with you at their side driving y/v. Steven is fast asleep, Greg is tired, and Garnet is wide awake, seemingly unrest. While you are wide awake too.

At the Keystone Motel, Night-time*

You and Greg arrives at the motel and parked the both of your vehicles outside.

Greg: Another great thing about motels: (opens the room door*)You can drive right up to your door!

Steven gasps in awe as they look at an ordinary motel room.

Steven: I'm gonna swim in the pool, order a movie, get free ice! It's gonna be great! (jumps on a bed*)

Greg: Not before we check for bed bugs, it isn't! (rushes over*)

You and Garnet enters the room, carrying their luggage and garnet is groaning, while you didn't.

Greg: Good news! We're bugless!

Greg's cellphone then lights up.

Greg: Oh! That's my cue. Hey, do  you two mind holding down the fort until I get back?

Garnet sits on the other bed, hands on her knees twitching, and gives a thumbs-up. You are leaning on the wall and also gives a thumbs up

Greg: Great. I'm going to see a man about a tunnel brush... An internet man... If I'm not back in an hour, call the police.

Steven: Okay!

Greg leaves the room.

Steven: Bounce with m Y/N and Garnet! *(umps on the bed*) O-or we could look at brochures. Oh, Keystone Caverns....

Garnet(Sapphire): (groaning*) Calm down.

Garnet (Ruby): (panting*) I don't feel like forgiving Pearl!

Garnet: (Sapphire): (shaking*) You don't understand, we must.

Garnet (Ruby): (grabs her shoulders*) If you're not going to listen then you can just... go!

Garnet then splits apart, separating into Ruby and Sapphire, who scream as they fall to the floor.

Sapphire: (acing away from Ruby*) We must move past this, Ruby.

Ruby: She lied to us so we'd form Sardonyx! She tricked us; don't you feel used?!

Steven: (stars in his eyes*) Ruby! Sapphire! I uh-

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